[OOC] Colonial Powers NRP

[Asura]

If only we could focus on the asshole of Aventia and not ourselves :p

[Winston Smith]

Sadko said
At the very top of the third page, man. You said about a defense pact just in case Khan becomes an asshat and attacks us or something, I replied with approval of it, then asked if you could modernise weapons for me.

I've got a feeling he's going to be looking for that right away considering that Khan is being as you so eloquently put it an ass hat.

[Sadko]

Holy fucking shit I'm taking my words back. DONT HURT ME KHAN.

[Darthpaul]

Winston Smith said
I've got a feeling he's going to be looking for that right away considering that Khan is being as you so eloquently put it an ass hat.

Asura said
If only we could focus on the asshole of Aventia and not ourselves :p

That's not cool guys! Winston you're supposed to be my ally! Also why are all insults ass-related?

[Asura]

If it acts like an ass, looks like an ass and smells like an ass, it probably isn't a goose. :p

[Sadko]

Darthpaul lmao look up, i'm regretting my ass insult. Would you want a defensive alliance btw?

[Darthpaul]

sounds good! PM me?

[The Incredible John]

Asura said
If only we could focus on the asshole of Aventia and not ourselves :p

We have you figure out who's the biggest asshole amoungst ourselves first before we go after the foriegn bastards.

[Asura]

'WE NEED TO KILL HIM, GIVE US GUNS NOW'
'oh hey man, wanna protect me? you know i always liked you man'

Kalmalo is very stalwart in their opinions.

It also seems most of this rp revolves around OOC pacts instead of IC ones. :p

[Darthpaul]

Asura said
'WE NEED TO KILL HIM, GIVE US GUNS NOW''oh hey man, wanna protect me? you know i always liked you man'Kalmalo is very stalwart in their opinions.

I don't mind.

Asura's right Sadko, send an emissary instead.

[Winston Smith]

I guess I'm ok wit this? And John and I post out diplomacy out in the open check out his last post.

[The Incredible John]

You mean the Titanpad?

[Winston Smith]

Yup! Hence why you're incredible.

[Asura]

Y'know, if Marcus and Celena get married, there is either gonna be a lot of passive aggressive dinner talk or a lot of make up sex

"Your nation's allies attacked mine."
"Well you're a slut!"
"Well you're an asshole!"

Very regal.

[The Incredible John]

It wouldn't be much better for Alexander's brother, seeing as he did marry an 18th century go-go girl.

[Winston Smith]

why not both? Besides this game could use some humour :P

[Winston Smith]

Or Alexander himself who will be brother in law to the Emperor of Khan as well as his adopted son through the bond of fraternity between the Emperor and my King.

All of the Fingers all of the Pies!

[Asura]

It's bad enough the current empress is a minx. Poor palace servant'll never get any sleep. :p

[Winston Smith]

Asura said
It's bad enough the current empress is a minx. Poor palace servant'll never get any sleep. :p

Have you considered that I'm conspiring to weaken your empire through sleep deprivation?

[The Incredible John]

Winston Smith said
Have you considered that I'm conspiring to weaken your empire through sleep deprivation?

In that case I'm sending my nobles to Valm to start a revolution, a party revolution.

Party like your in Bavaria, jah!