[OOC] Colonial Powers NRP

[Asura]

Conquerors of Valmese descent never tire.

Phillip's daughter shall soon learn this. ;3

[The Incredible John]

Seems like the kind of man who coild use another wife, maybe one from Gruddden? What do you say to that?

[Winston Smith]

why is everyone promising to drain my heirs? I should have sent Alexander east instead!
Celena's likes leather and Aznavori never submit so I hope Marcus is ready for whats coming to him :P

[Winston Smith]

The Incredible John said
Seems like the kind of man who coild use another wife, maybe one from Gruddden? What do you say to that?

I say no. As does the inquisition.

[Asura]

Meanwhile in Valm



"It's good to be emperor..."

[The Incredible John]

Winston Smith said
I say no. As does the inquisition.

Your inquisition can kiss our mountain-hiding asses.

[Winston Smith]

Does anyone watch vikings? What happens when Aslaug comes to become Ragnar's second wife? Celena will go all Lagertha!

[Winston Smith]

The Incredible John said
Your inquisition can kiss our mountain-hiding asses.

In other news I agree to your cannon deal. we'll even throw in some Aznavori wine ;-)

[Asura]

The thought of a diplomatic meeting between the Alliance and Valm devolving into a cat fight amuses me greatly

[The Incredible John]

Asura said
The thought of a diplomatic meeting between the Alliance and Valm devolving into a cat fight amuses me greatly

"What do you mean we would have to pay for transportation, the way we see this, we're giving you people jobs! Ohh you want some, it's on now pal! My grandmother could hit harder than that!"

[Asura]

As if the Aznavorian Thanksgiving wasn't awkward enough,

[The Incredible John]

Hey Smith, I keep looking at the Titanpag page but nothing keep's happening. Nothing new anyways. I don't know if that's because P'm on my phone or something.

[Meth Quokka]

Well sorry Sadko, I don't know how I missed that. I must've just seen the colonial defensive pact and assumed it was settled.

[Meth Quokka]

Oh and Darthpaul you need to work something out, I only have two major settlements over there and both are coastal provinces. So you're either sieging my settlements and in range of my ships guns or you're hanging back really.

The whole invasion is a little god-moddy actually, perfectly executed in one post, bypasses any scouts or defences I'd built and the results are determined in that one post. Right.

Must be the fastest marching soldiers in the land.

[Darthpaul]

Some of those points are fair enough. You wanna discuss this via PM? I'm sure we can work something out.

[Winston Smith]

I was worried there'd be disagreements when it came to conflicts between two player nations. I hope this dosen't cause us to be unreasonably pacifistic and to avoid war just because we don't want to risk being called out and punished. How do things usually go Gowia?

The Incredible John said
Hey Smith, I keep looking at the Titanpag page but nothing keep's happening. Nothing new anyways. I don't know if that's because P'm on my phone or something.

I'm confused. Haven't you already included our latest diplomatic stuff? I haven't changed anything.

[Dedonus]

Winston Smith said
why is everyone promising to drain my heirs?

I'm not...

The Incredible John said
The Bennipolian god of war must really be liking this right now.

Goddesses of War...

[The Incredible John]

Winston Smith said
I was worried there'd be disagreements when it came to conflicts between two player nations. I hope this dosen't cause us to be unreasonably pacifistic and to avoid war just because we don't want to risk being called out and punished. How do things usually go Gowia?I'm confused. Haven't you already included our latest diplomatic stuff? I haven't changed anything.

But I thought you told me to check it out...

[Winston Smith]

I was telling Asura to check it out because he/she was suggesting that the Conspiring Conspirator among others were conducting our Diplomacy improperly and I wanted to emphasize how much of an open book I was.

[The Incredible John]

Ohh well no harm done.
This phone might just lead to me to declare war on people by accident... hehe... by accident.