[OOC] Colonial Powers NRP

[Asura]

Hey, I'm sticking to the source material I ripped Walhart from. Dude was huge.

[KabenSaal]

Hey! im bra\gging about my own fictional nation's women.

[Asura]

Fuckin' Amazons.

[Dedonus]

Asura said
Fuckin' Amazons.

What did the Amazons ever do to you?

[Asura]

Dey tuk r gerbs.

[KabenSaal]

Fuckin' rest of the world.

[The Incredible John]

Yes, children. Bicker and fight among yourselves. Then, we shall arrive.

[Meth Quokka]

Winston Smith said
Not that I'm opposed to a liberal dose of German smiting, but pray tell how?Ooh and kangaroo nice post. Intimidating if a little confusing. Kahn if you find that you can't deal with artillery s range you know who to contact to purchase Some of your own. I'm at your serviceAlso how do we do this royal wedding? send me a pm

Cheers, a surprising amount of thought went into it.

[Asura]

Valm's kinda warfare. :p

[The Incredible John]

Valm's future military doctrine.

[Asura]

Hey, if a culture of conquerors and the owner of the greatest military on the continent is gonna swing their metaphorical cock at you, they're gonna damn well make sure they knock you on your ass with it.

Then, apparently, burn you with it. Sounds more like an Alliance tactic in that case. Maybe only the women. ;3

[The Incredible John]

The alliance really has more of a hit and run tactic.
Hit them in the back of the head and run with whatever's in your pocket.

[Asura]

I was implying that the Alliance women are less than cleanly down yonder, but that works too. :p

[The Incredible John]

Ohh....
No kind of scorching can clean the alliance women. You just take what you get and hope you didn't get sloppy seconds.

[The Incredible John]

I've edited my post.
So long my glorious... glorious cavalry. :'(

[Asura]

They may take our cavalry, but they can never take our cannons!

[The Incredible John]

But how will I scare Terheridon children now that my horsemen are gone.

[Asura]

Be intimidating. I realize this may be difficult for you cowering aristocrats, but if you believe hard enough...

[The Incredible John]

May I point out what happened to Dont.

[Asura]

That thing that the rebelling people did themselves?