[OOC] Colonial Powers NRP

[Winston Smith]

Dedonus said
Oh goodness, what did I start?

Dibs on all weapons firing at ranges superior to 100 metres and speeds of over 5 rounds a minute!

I kid!

[Sadko]

(Well, my nation is more of Ottoman-ish)

I claim Bashi-bozouks and their reckless raids.

[Dedonus]

Asura said
The beginning of the end for your people. :p

My people have won at worse odds before. ;)

[KabenSaal]

Dibs on Ribauldequin.

Also, Big Guy, how do I take over the country? Do I blow people away with my Ribauldequins?

[gowia]

KabenSaal said
Dibs on Ribauldequin.Also, Big Guy, how do I take over the country? Do I blow people away with my Ribauldequins?

I am going to leave that up to you. I say firstly give me a copy of the Lascaux nation sheet with your changes and when I have approved you can put a f*$% off huge post about how your new leader takes power, be it through succession, force or underhand politics. Then you are good to go with what Lascaux has.

[Winston Smith]

I think hes goign with Konzia.

[KabenSaal]

Huge post? Il give you a paragraph.

[gowia]

Yeah I was kind of exaggerating it...just do whatever you can.

[Asura]

Valm will start smacking people with its cock address the world's current situation once I finish my collab with Winston. Important stuff a'comin

[KabenSaal]

Nations Name: Democratic Monarchy of Konzia
Flag: No flag.
Form of Government: Democratic Monarchy (People can vote for things, with a Queen as the Head of State)
Describe the system: The people vote for whoever they wish to join the council, with the Queen sitting at the top. While powerful, and having great sway with govermental proclaims, she can be over-ruled by a majority vote (20/30)
Location on Map Desired: dark blue on map
Capital: Nozian, located in the central north region of the nation
Important Settlements: Nozian and New Eastern Konzia.
Description: The once great nation once ruled most of the northeast, rebellion has caused it to fall back into the northeastern peninsula where a smaller rebellion torn the country in half. The western part of the nation is littered with looters, rebels, poverty, and the scars of a war. Buildings are mainly made of stone and iron. The western half of the former capital, Old Konzia was taken near the end of The Great Rebellion. A peace treaty was signed where our western counterpart would split from us, peace has settled throughout most of Konzia but the west is still unstable. The culture is mixed in Konzia as many people once lived in former parts of the empire. The language is also mixed with many people speaking 2 or more different languages. there is no common language. The currency is the Jade Hiokan. Many people look upon the new world as a chance to flee the violence and fighting. However, of late a massive rebellion has sparked great infighting, and the Emperor has been replaced overnight, by a new Queen with radical new edicts for the people. Several new artillery pieces have been seen in the capital and large, black clad women are talking to the people, and gathering the opinion for some sort of 'council'. Trade had suddenly picked up as well, with several merchants rolling into the towns selling wares at a cheap price.
Important Characters:
Queen Lilyana Kabal
Elissa, CEO of Konzia inc.
Traits:
Starting points +2
State Controlled +1
Professional Army: Your nation’s army is well trained and equipped with good weapons, performing better in battle. -3
Small Army: Your nation maintains a relatively small number of troops, when fielded in battle against another nation your forces are almost always outnumbered. +2
Rotting Hulls +2
Artillery Advantage (Custom, if not allowed, replace with Trading Hub and Milita): The new Queen arrived with strange new equipment, such as the Ribauldequin, a large multi-barrelled gun. She also had a gigantic 'Great Bombard' fixed to the main building of the capital. -4
Army:

Navy:

GDP:

Stability:

[The Incredible John]

Terheridon, the North Korea of Edorinas.
Seriously though, Even Constantinople never had to deal with as big of a clusterfuck we're doing to Terheridon now.

[Dedonus]

KabenSaal said
Army:19,000 Regulars23333.3 RecruitsNavy:1 Frigate2.6 Schooners1.6 Sloops1.3 BrigGDP:98,000,000,00 ($)Stability: Slightly Unstable,but stabilizing.

You don't pick these, but Gowia (aka the GM, aka Big Guy in your terms) assigns them.

[Asura]

Uhm, you don't choose your army size, navy size or gdp.

I'm also confused on how you have 1.3 of a ship. How does that float?

[Dedonus]

Asura said
Uhm, you don't choose your army size, navy size or gdp.I'm also confused on how you have 1.3 of a ship. How does that float?

I already said that...

And the decimals...well...by how he acted so far, I assume he is just trying to be "funny", if you get my drift.

[Asura]

It's not funny to the 0.3 of a regular. He's missing his fucking legs! And his abdomen!

[Dedonus]

Asura said
It's not funny to the 0.3 of a regular. He's missing his fucking legs! And his abdomen!

That why I said "funny", not funny...

Edit: I should have said he was not being serious.

[Asura]

CHARLIE'S FUCKING LOWER BODY IS GONE. THIS ISN'T A FUCKING JOKE. HE'S DYING YOU PRICK.

I'm gettin' too old for this shit...

[KabenSaal]

Actually, I thought with the rebellion and all, that the numbers she be decided by 3, that is what I came out with. And hey, he is a strong .3 regular. Better than your 1.0s!

[The Incredible John]

Hey! Little people can join the army too! Stop discriminating!

[KabenSaal]

Of course, no one told me you can't pick your army size, so how was I supposed to know?