[OOC] Colonial Powers NRP

[Asura]

Shh, shh. It's alright. The Valmese are quite kind to the ciizens of the nations they claim. Something about assimilation.

The leaders however...

[The Incredible John]

I'm not really going to trust armed men who've seen a lot of fucked up shit during their time in the army, no matter how nice they were before the war. Also, specially since they haven't had some for quite some time.
Case in point, the Battle for Berlin 1945....

[Dedonus]

Asura said
Shh, shh. It's alright. The Valmese are quite kind to the ciizens of the nations they claim. Something about assimilation.The leaders however...

All talk, no post. :D

[Asura]

The Incredible John said
I'm not really going to trust armed men who've seen a lot of fucked up shit during their time in the army, no matter how nice they were before the war. Also, specially since they haven't had some for quite some time.Case in point, the Battle for Berlin 1945....

It's this or the Gulag, comrade.

Dedonus said
All talk, no post. :D

Shh, child. Once my collab is done, as I said, I shall post.

[Dedonus]

Asura said
It's this or the Gulag, comrade. Shh, child. Once my collab is done, as I said, I shall post.

Weddings must be long, I guess. ;)

[KabenSaal]

You seem to forget that I could decimate both your armies without even engaging them in a single fight.

[Asura]

Guerrilla warfare isn't a quick decimation but a series of annoying pin pricks to deter, and is far more effective on YOUR soil than on their own. Don't be pointing yer fancy bows at the wrong side. ;3

Anyone can engage in it, as well.

[The Incredible John]

Dedonus said
Weddings must be long, I guess. ;)

King Duliore is still trying to get Emperor Walhart to cough up some serious dough for his daughter.

[Asura]

The Emperor does not pay for sluts. Besides, the bride's parents pay the dowry.

[KabenSaal]

I am not going for Guerilla warfare. Im going for outright sabotage. Poisoned water, ignited ammo dumps, stolen supplies, and spys spreading dissent in the camps afterwards/ Guerilla warfare is for wimps.

[The Incredible John]

Asura said
The Emperor does not pay for sluts. Besides, the bride's parents pay the dowry.

Then you wont do well with alliance parents.

KabenSaal said
I am not going for . Im going for outright sabotage. Poisoned water, ignited ammo dumps, stolen supplies, and spys spreading dissent in the camps afterwards/ Guerilla warfare is for wimps.

We won our duchies through medieval ambush tactics and we're not wimps.

[Dedonus]

KabenSaal said
I am not going for Guerilla warfare. Im going for outright sabotage. Poisoned water, ignited ammo dumps, stolen supplies, and spys spreading dissent in the camps afterwards/ Guerilla warfare is for wimps.

The Bennipolitans just pray to their gods and hope that one of the Hellenistic Gods spites their enemies' leaders. No one can escape the Nous of Zeus.

[Asura]

It's possible for any current nation to do that as well. Pretty sure that's what happened in Dont.

[Asura]

Dedonus said
The Bennipolitans just pray to their gods and hope that one of the Hellenistic Gods spites their enemies' leaders. No one can escape the Nous of Zeus.

Walhart has that speech ready.

[Dedonus]

Asura said
It's possible for any current nation to do that as well. Pretty sure that's what happened in Dont.

Dont got screwed by Athenakles' actions.

[The Incredible John]

Dedonus said
The Bennipolitans just pray to their gods and hope that one of the Hellenistic Gods spites their enemies' leaders. No one can escape the Nous of Zeus.

That worked well for this guys.

[Dedonus]

The Incredible John said

Yes it worked very well. The Macedonians received a bad omen and lost. :D (Macedonians, Terheridonians...I see a connection. :D )

[KabenSaal]

There is nothing scarier than marching along, hearing a soft whistle and then watching your friend choke to death on his own blood because of an arrow in his neck.

[The Incredible John]

What is up with you and arrows, jeez.
When the Maxim machine gun get's invented, your nation's the first one to get cut down by it.

[Asura]

Facing down a line of bloodthirsty Valmese looking to gut you with their bayonets is probably scarier.

Joke's on you! Atheists get a +5 resistance to Hellenistic omens!