[OOC] Colonial Powers NRP

[Asura]

You're making me wish I took conscription. Nothing like 25,000 unwashed peasants charging you with bayonets fixed.

Suvorov would be proud.

[The Incredible John]

Unwashed, untrained, unorganized peasants with bayonets mind you.
But then again, there was the American militias.

[Asura]

Still managed to hold out against the Brits though. So it works. :p

[The Incredible John]

That's what I pointed out. :p
But then again, your enemies here don't have to come from an ocean away, so yeah.

[Asura]

They are however out numbered, out gunned and out trained. ;P

[The Incredible John]

Are you saying that your puny peasants are better than the hardened jaegers of the alliance mountains?

[Asura]

You forget my puny peasants are actually battle hardened conquerors who fight for Edorinas' only emperor with metaphorical blue balls for war. :p

And this Terheridonian conflict is giving them raging hard ons.

[The Incredible John]

Well... we have... we have our mountains! Our glorious, glorious mountains that we know like the back of our hands.

[Asura]

We have an arms industry that can pump out howitzers to level them mountains of yours. ;3

[The Incredible John]

Well in that case... we have... Azvanor, I guess.

[Asura]

The nation that Valm has a no-aggression pact with, whose heirs are about to huddle up in a bedroom and put on a display that would make Alliance women blush? ;p

[The Incredible John]

Yeah well we got nothing until one of the duchies become an Prussia-esque state and starts beating up and robbing it's neighbors. Until then however, we still have our fabulous mountain beards. :D

[Asura]

Apparently, according to Princess Celena, the Valmese are beardy dwarves. So we have better beards, too.

[The Incredible John]

:c
I'm not even going to try and compete anymore.
Just going to hide back in the mountains and watch the rest of Edoniras tear each other to pieces.

[Asura]

Shame that 10,000 of those guys are so far from home.. Might not make it back in time.

[The Incredible John]

They're not really that far from the border. xD They're just stealing shit here and there and abducting village ruling nobles here and there to get Terheridon's attention.
We're more of a nuisance then a threat actually. xDDD

[Asura]

Still, what's that? 1/3rd of the alliance's forces? With another 1/3rd waiting on their southern border. East must be widdde open now...

[The Incredible John]

0.0
I didn't take this into account.
My plan!

[Asura]

It's alright. Not like any militant nations are about to march.

[The Incredible John]

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