[OOC] Colonial Powers NRP (Page 44)

You're making me wish I took conscription. Nothing like 25,000 unwashed peasants charging you with bayonets fixed.

Suvorov would be proud.

Unwashed, untrained, unorganized peasants with bayonets mind you.
But then again, there was the American militias.

Still managed to hold out against the Brits though. So it works. :p

That's what I pointed out. :p
But then again, your enemies here don't have to come from an ocean away, so yeah.

They are however out numbered, out gunned and out trained. ;P

Are you saying that your puny peasants are better than the hardened jaegers of the alliance mountains?

You forget my puny peasants are actually battle hardened conquerors who fight for Edorinas' only emperor with metaphorical blue balls for war. :p

And this Terheridonian conflict is giving them raging hard ons.

Well... we have... we have our mountains! Our glorious, glorious mountains that we know like the back of our hands.

We have an arms industry that can pump out howitzers to level them mountains of yours. ;3

Well in that case... we have... Azvanor, I guess.

The nation that Valm has a no-aggression pact with, whose heirs are about to huddle up in a bedroom and put on a display that would make Alliance women blush? ;p

Yeah well we got nothing until one of the duchies become an Prussia-esque state and starts beating up and robbing it's neighbors. Until then however, we still have our fabulous mountain beards. :D

Apparently, according to Princess Celena, the Valmese are beardy dwarves. So we have better beards, too.

:c
I'm not even going to try and compete anymore.
Just going to hide back in the mountains and watch the rest of Edoniras tear each other to pieces.

Shame that 10,000 of those guys are so far from home.. Might not make it back in time.

They're not really that far from the border. xD They're just stealing shit here and there and abducting village ruling nobles here and there to get Terheridon's attention.
We're more of a nuisance then a threat actually. xDDD

Still, what's that? 1/3rd of the alliance's forces? With another 1/3rd waiting on their southern border. East must be widdde open now...

0.0
I didn't take this into account.
My plan!

It's alright. Not like any militant nations are about to march.

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