*ahem* h...h-hi.

[Lyrix]

Uhm... uh.
hey, m-my name is Shin.
I'm just uhm. A dude. who likes to do the write-y stuffs and other things. erm...
*cough*I'm really lonely and need friends and all I do with my life is sit in my room roleplaying and writing fanfiction okay I got a problem don't judge, just love asdhgjhl*cough*
phew, I need to catch my breath after that.
Anyways, hey, let's party?

[Sombrero]

Welcome to RPGuild! There's a party-exclusive coffee machine around here somewhere, but you sound a bit more like you need a cold medicine machine...

[Whisperer]

...hello Shin! I'm ready to party!

[Lady Absinthia]

Welcome to the disco.