[OOC] Dragons of Caerel [accepting!]

[Mictlan93]

I'll take "Shitting Artillery" for $500, Alex.

[BlackPanther]

I agree @Mictlan93 we can start there :D

[FrozenPhoenix]

Sadly this one isn't as funny I guess...

A long time ago, in a country far, far away we were out in the wilds of war preserving peace and doing the battle with terror-isms. At one point in this mighty adventure we had to field and range artillery. Well we didn't but we were there while the Artillery Specialists did their thing. One of our guys was a tyro to the big guns and just so happened to have to utilize. When the first shot fired he thought it was a joke and they weren't that loud. So he didn't shelter his poor ears from the blast. When it fired he proceeded to shit himself, literally. He tried to hide it, but it's hard to hide a smell like that. So as he awkwardly waddled away we couldn't help but laugh as we shelled the baddies.

He later changed his pants and underwear.

THE END!

[BlackPanther]

XD poor guy but that's funny

[Mictlan93]

So how many shenanigans are you and your platoon susceptible to on a slow day?

[FrozenPhoenix]

On a slow day?!?!?! A metric shit ton more than on a fast day... Thing is... if you want to see true creativity and jackass-ery, then get a group of soldiers either really, really drunk, or really, really bored. Then we will seek entertainment with what we have available and all we have available is military equipment, sand, and whatever we order from Amazon wich is generally stupid shit or novelty shit. Wanna know how to turn a can of Silly String in a bomb?

[Mictlan93]

I think i'd have an idea on how to do that, but go ahead and tell us anyway.

[FrozenPhoenix]

Well I don't feel like I can morally do it and be able to feel good about my self. But here's a hint, the contents inside are very flammable, so get fire inside the can.

[BlackPanther]

Dude I know how to make fun cotton. If anything silly string is a lesser flammable thing then that :P gun cotton in Arizona is an amazing awful combination :D

[Lord Zee]

You guys keep doing what you are doing but where is everyone else? is anyone other then us going to go?

[hoppiholla391]

right now, i'm waiting on those who were around the camp to get involved, but i suppose i could go if no one else wants to post.

[Mictlan93]

but where is everyone else?

@Lord Zee

Seriously, this. Cast dropped to like five over the course of the day. Other than Raven (who was very adamant in his decision to drop out), I don't see how or why half the players are quiet. I'm sure there are a few excuses reasons, but even then, you'd think it'd be common courtesy to give a heads up.

[FrozenPhoenix]

I'll be honest I noticed that too. So many folks just vanished. Some asking to bow out others just up and leaving... Sucks to be honest.

[BlackPanther]

It really does suck... I really enjoy this roleplay

[FrozenPhoenix]

Doesn't mean it has to end! I don't know about you but I'm faithful to it and more than willing to continue!

[Lord Zee]

Well, you are right. As long as people are still active, this will continue, so lets get going.

[BlackPanther]

Indeed :)

[Mictlan93]

so lets get going.

@Lord Zee

Yeah! uh, so, coughcough@FrozenPhoenixpostwhenevercough 'scuse me, seems i'm coming down with something.

[FrozenPhoenix]

I was waiting for Hoppiholla.. 'cause... reasons... But sure I can do a thing If I must.

[FrozenPhoenix]

Well crap... Sorry guys but my time is up. I need to sleep and then head out on my mission. Should I survive I'll be back before long. Thing is... kinda already still healing from my last mission where I got shot. PS, a week and a half is not enough to heal a chest shot. Just so you know.

Anyway... Disclaimer. Assume Axon and Razeth are keeping at a moderate distance to avoid pissing anybody off further to try and wait out a second chance.

Also, it was my attempt to fuck up the first impressions 'cause I thought it would be a good story arc. Despite the fact that I'm a total fool who just made him look like a bipolar idiot, I feel like I still managed to mess it up royally so... Yay?

Also the funny hair comment was at Quincy given his lack of strangely colored hair. Axon has snow white hair, so he feels like Cabhan actually has more normal hair considering. Just for the fun factbooks!

Anyway, in the event I don't make it back! It was fun guys! Love ya all and I'm sorry for my incompetence. It happens sometimes. Bye guys! Have fun and kick much ass!