I'm sorry but can people stop being so damn sexual with their characters? it's really starting to annoy me now. It's not like they meet someone, ACTUALLY GET TO KNOW THEM!, then maybe start perhaps a slow relationship that builds on, with probably holding hands being the most they do, the occasional kiss and so on. No its "OH HI! HOW ARE YOU!? NICE BOOBS! NICE ASS! HERE LET ME TOUCH THEM" *Touches* "YOU CLEARLY DON'T MIND, IT'S NOT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON WOULD DO THIS OR ANYTHING BUT HEY YOU KNOW THATS WHAT WE DO NOW!" Or an all time fav "Hey there! damn you hot" *gets laid* "Oh wow we have such a deep relationship" Can we just cut this! for the love of all that is good in this damn world. It's so painful to read this crap! I see very few serious characters now and so I am utterly fucking serious now. You cannot! get into a relationship with ANY character until your char has at least known them, developed an actual friend relationship with them and so on until at least a damn month has passed. Also no more pervy characters that touch the first ass they see, no stupid comments about how someone "has a nice ass" Get damn serious already! I'm sick of reading this crap!
do I have shiro walk up to Nishiki and tell her she has a nice rack? NO! and he's probably the most likely guy to do it! so whats the worst I have him do? indirectly hint at something with "Play your cards right and you could get a reward" Does anything happen later? NO! and even if it did the two have known eachother long enough for it to actually be damn acceptable! but I wouldn't have that happen, the only chance of that would be IF they got into a relationship and even then it'd be acceptable! Why you ask? why them? what makes them different? Shiro is some mad guy and Nishiki is a bit of a tease. Well they have known eachother quite awhile, they've gotten to actually know eachother, have built a friendship and sustained a friendship for quite sometime that oh my god it would be acceptable.
people are so obsessed with relationships however they neglect who their god damn character is and I cannot tell you how many I am so sickened by now because of this. So many amazing chars reduced to the poor scale of things by stupid comments about some girls ass or guys amazing abs and bla bla >.> it's just doing my head in now. I said hold back on the sexual crap and actually build relationships, that process has slowed but the stupid comments are still there. I can guarantee 8/10 people in the RP who would of been in the situation Kaizo and Rio were just in would have had their chars end it in banging eachother...yes cause that's what couples do after being immensely depressed and being worried about eachother =.= be god damn realistic...basically get serious with your characters (those that have chars that fall under any of the above mentioned smut) or retire them and make new ones that will actually focus on some sort of goal/story or whatever. I couldn't care if you made your characters brother a hollow that is currently wrecking crap up! it's more believable and likely then some randomer coming up to you and saying "Nice ass" or someone staring at someone thinking "Oh yeah I'd give her one!" It's not anything like "Oh, uhm...I-I think you're really good looking" naaaaaaaaaaaaaa it's "Oh yeah your so sexy! UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH~ Wanna cum back to my place!? geddit? I said cum! funny isn't it cause it's dirty! Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh!" >.> just quit it...now...no more...doing my freaking head in! this crap goes for the OOC to >.> And no arguing about this shit. this is the start and end of it! my word freaking goes here and if I say stop making unrealistic pervy chars who main goal is to bang anything, or turning serious chars into chars that want to bang anything and so on then you damn well will.
I actually hate to point it out cause I know it will likely make a lot of you bitch and moan (which I swear if there is oh fucking god help me!) but Kaizo and Rio the couple I'd actually go as far to say are the MODEL COUPLE for this RP is what you should be striding for if you want your character to be in a relationship with something? They haven't even done it yet! and they been together for like 8+ month's of this RP! Right back onto the old guild! they barely even freaking kiss, they will hug and shit...my god they have an actual developed relationship to the point I can say Kaizo has become a better person because of Rio. I mean shit...get actually realistic...the real world isn't like that, it'd be EVEN harder in the Seireitei with death looming over you at any given point. Relationship's would likely not be high on your list of things to do, perhaps getting a decent position in a Squad so you can get noticed and be considered one of the great Shinigami would be a more realistic goal than trying to bang every girl in sight or being a complete and utter sex pest *face knifes so hard and so many damn times*
(LE FREAKING RANT OVER!)