If I Woke Up Beside of You ~Game~

[Shorticus]

Looks like evil DID find its way into Hobbiton.

[StrangerDanger]

I'm flattered you need a smoke after that.

[Wade Wilson]

Ow. Your ears are sharp.

[AlteredTundra]

"Are you Edward Cullen? You glow like Edward Cullen."

[Erklings25]

Seriously, I keep on waking up next to cute guys!

[Rusalka]

I know lawyers make a career out of fucking people but this is ridiculous. <.<

[Shiny Keldeo]

Um... did I wake up or is this a nightmere? *Pinches Self* Nope... this is real...

[Kurai Assassin]

OH GOD NOT AGAIN

[Rusalka]

Damn did I get lucky! ;D

[Shorticus]

EVIL HAS ENTERED THE HOBBIT HOLE

[Rusalka]

@Shorticus Are you sure it hasn't just entered your hole?

[Shorticus]

Well, what ELSE do you think a Hobbit Hole is?

[Erklings25]

Please, I don't wish to hear about your hobbit hole!

[SleepingSilence]

Your...not going to sue me now are you? D:

[ClocktowerEchos]

D-did I... Did I just fuck a wolf? O_O

Forgive me holy father as I hath sinned ;-;

[Erklings25]

You hath sinned?! I hath sinned! I just slept with a prostitute.

You are a prostitute right?

[Tsubaki]

....
Objection... overruled!

[Shorticus]

I really MUST cook up a mean tea to get you in my humble abode!

[SleepingSilence]

Why do I keep waking up in bed with strangers? Maybe all the drugs I take aren't so healthy after all...the internet...it liieed to meee. D:

[Kaia]

No wonder I slept so well, you're so fuzzy and I've always wanted a wolf as a pet!