If I Woke Up Beside of You ~Game~

[Jurassic Weeb]

@HaleyTheRandom ... Did your dad f*ck a parrot?

[Sugar and Spite]

@Otaku95 "I don't know. But could you tell me how the hell this happened?"

[Jurassic Weeb]

Pink and black never dies, huh?

[KnightShade]

Alan! Alan!

[AlteredTundra]

"Why are you posing like that?"

[Sugar and Spite]

"Why are your eyes so brown?"

[AlteredTundra]

"I'll answer that when you tell me why your hair is so pink."

[Sugar and Spite]

"It's called dye, you strangely adorable goof."

[AlteredTundra]

"Oh I seeeee. You hear that Jessica? It's called hair dye--oh wait, you can't respond because I told you to be quiet. Sorry Jessica!"

[Frizan]

I'm gonna wipe that dumb look right off your stupid face.

[Jurassic Weeb]

Well, they say ODSTs are badasses... *still feels ass-violated* T-T

[Little Bill]

OH MY GOD A FUCKING DINOSAUR

[AlteredTundra]

"Oh come now, turn that frown upside down!"

[SleepingSilence]

I'm scared. ;-;

[Jurassic Weeb]

... Was I so drunk I committed bestiality? I'm going to Hell! D:

[Shorticus]

Okay, me. Don't move. Don't breathe. Just stay very, very still.

[AlteredTundra]

"You're going to put away that pipe."

[Wade Wilson]

*drools*

[Erklings25]

Are you a devil? A fallen devil? Do you catch pigeons? Do you want to join my flying squad? (Say yes and we can do it again!)

[SleepingSilence]

*looks at flaming wings* Am I finally in hell? D: