If I Woke Up Beside of You ~Game~

[Flightless_Soul]

O__- I will never in my lifetime understand why I just had rough sex with a painting...

[I Own Cows]

Maybe ketchup wasn't the best idea for lubricant.

[StrangerDanger]

I know I said I liked them beefy but this was too literal...

[Wade Wilson]

*rolls out of the bed slowly*

[Leysos]

That's right. That painting I made was so good, I decided to sleep with it.

Your move, bodypillow manufacturers.

[Wade Wilson]

What the... I'm not even gonna. fml.

[ArenaSnow]

I guess it could have been worse. Wouldn't have thought a painting, though.

[Flightless_Soul]

Hello sailor ;3 Fancy meeting you again.

[Rose]

You always have that same freaked out look on your face. And again, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU COVERED IN?! Damn all these blackouts.

[Mag Lev]

Huh, I guess this isn't too bad. So long as you don't shoot me.

[StrangerDanger]

-has intense craving for bacon-

How about some breakfast..?

[ArenaSnow]

Oh. You looked different last time I saw you...

[Wade Wilson]

[Whisperer]

...why do I keep waking up in this gigantic bed full of strangers? Was this a failed orgy? A science experiment? Will I never know my purpose here?

[StrangerDanger]

goodness, your skin looks like it's dry as a bone!

[Whisperer]

...why would you wear clothes to bed?...

[Wade Wilson]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

[Whisperer]

...hey, I just met you, and I'm looking crazy, but shh no tears now, and go back to sleep baby...

[I Own Cows]

I don't know how got together, but I'm sure it was interesting

[Wade Wilson]

Oh hell no, I am NOT having beastiality on my crinimal record.