Someone on this website is a Reptilian Shapeshifter

[The Nexerus]

Blitzkrieg said
Your sig complements that perfectly.

Jorick's sig complements most of his posts perfectly.

[Heisenberg]

Fisk said
!

!!

[Dervish]

Blitzkrieg said
Oh pull that stick out of your ass.

Jorick's like one of those action figures that needs the stand. The stick is holding his essence together.

[Beatrix]

Blitzkrieg said
Oh pull that stick out of your ass.

C'mon. Some people should experience something long, firm, and somewhat slender up their ass once in a while.

[Cpt Toellner]

Beatrix said
C'mon. Some people should experience something long, firm, and somewhat slender up their ass once in a while.

I don't play catch honey.

[Frizan]

There is nothing that can stop the Templars, silly assassin/detective/paranoid man dude thing. The reptilian shapeshifters were only a coverup for our coverup(the Illuminati) for our OTHER coverup(blueberry waffles).

So in your face.

[Drakel]

Aaaaaaannnnnnnddddd...

Idiots are everywhere...

Everywhere there are idiots...

Fuck life...

Life fuck...

Orgies and dragons are the only two things that can save this world now...

The world can only be saved by Dragon orgies...

Let us begin.

[Frizan]

I'm so sorry Drakel.

[Drakel]

Frizan said
I'm so sorry Drakel.

No you're not...

Don't fuckin lie to me...

Do I look like your fucking father?

[Frizan]

Drakel said
No you're not... Don't fuckin lie to me... Do I look like your fucking father?

No...

That would YOUR MOTHER.

I am your long lost brother's, uncle's, aunt's, cousin's former roommate.

[Drakel]

Frizan said
No...That would YOUR MOTHER.I am your long lost brother's, uncle's, aunt's, cousin's former roommate.

*Punches Frizan in the face*

Wanna lie again kid? I iz not yo whore M0Th3r...

[Frizan]

Drakel said
*Punches Frizan in the face*Wanna lie again kid?

All right, would you believe me if I said if I was just a voice in your head?

[Drakel]

Frizan said
All right, would you believe me if I said if I was just a voice in your head?

No.

Do I look like your Auntie Sue?

[Frizan]

Drakel said
No.Do I look like your Auntie Sue?

.....I honestly have no rebuttal to that.

[Fisk]

>Frizan's Auntie Sue looks like a reptile
>Frizan looks like a reptile
>Case Closed

[Frizan]

Fisk said
>Frizan's Auntie Sue looks like a reptile>Frizan looks like a reptile>Case Closed

Oh yeah? Well you look like a homeless mime.

[Drakel]

Fisk said
>Frizan's Auntie Sue looks like a reptile>Frizan looks like a reptile>Case Closed

Drakel said
Aaaaaaannnnnnnddddd... Idiots are everywhere... Everywhere there are idiots...Fuck life...Life fuck...Orgies and dragons are the only two things that can save this world now...The world can only be saved by Dragon orgies... Let us begin.

[Fisk]

Frizan said
Oh yeah? Well you look like a homeless mime.

[Larfleeze]

Jorick said
This might just be the dumbest thread I've ever read on RPG. Definitely in the top 10.

It is an honour you would even come here, even if you are Reptilian scum who must be wiped clean from this earth.

[Aragorn]

I don't even.