Someone on this website is a Reptilian Shapeshifter

[BrobyDDark]

Wait. So if we're all Reptilian on the internet, doesn't that mean that Larfleeze is one too?

[Cpt Toellner]

Larfleeze said
It is an honour you would even come here, even if you are Reptilian scum who must be wiped clean from this earth.

And he we see the Jorick worship.

[Larfleeze]

BrobyDDark said
Wait. So if we're all Reptilian on the internet, doesn't that mean that Larfleeze is one too?

My God, I WAS ONE THE WHOLE TIME

[Larfleeze]

Blitzkrieg said
And he we see the Jorick worship.

Jorick worship is the only worship, you plebeian infidel

[Cpt Toellner]

...yeah

[Larfleeze]

Blitzkrieg said
...yeah

Don't be a hater, dearie.

[Cpt Toellner]

THATS MY FUCKING RPG OCCUPATION.

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS BY NOW.

[idlehands]

This thread...

[Dervish]

Hey oh, let's go! Blitzkrieg Bop!

Ex-Toellner may be an asshole, but he's our asshole.

[Larfleeze]

Blitzkrieg said
THATS MY FUCKING RPG OCCUPATION.HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS BY NOW.

I LITERALLY JUST MET YOU, PLEASE STOP SHOUTING AT ME

[Larfleeze]

idlehands said
This thread...

Do I....INFURIATE YOU?

[Dervish]

Larfleeze said
Do I....

Infatuate?

[Cpt Toellner]

Larfleeze said
I LITERALLY JUST MET YOU, PLEASE STOP SHOUTING AT ME

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Larfleeze]

Dervish said
Infatuate?

That too...

[idlehands]

somechick said Do I....INFURIATE YOU?

Don't flatter yourself. It's just randumb and stupid.

[Dervish]

Blitzkrieg said
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Where did I read that one before? It's been making the rounds.

[Aragorn]

Dervish said
Where did I read that one before? It's been making the rounds.

Youtube.

[Larfleeze]

Blitzkrieg said
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Listen here, you little shit, I will end you

[Larfleeze]

idlehands said
Don't flatter yourself. It's just randumb and stupid.

:c Gee Willikers

[Dervish]

Larfleeze said
:c Gee Willikers

You couldn't have had a better retort. I chortled.