[OOC] Growing Up | It's Anything But Simple

[lopsided]

@SgtEasyI'd rather you google it. XD

[Lady Absinthia]

Someone needs to start collecting OOC quotes. Between Benji giving Nat not a cactus but a hanging garden, cause that is classy as fuck, and Jay beating off men going viral on instagram.... lmao

[SgtEasy]

@Lady Amalthea

So you're asking someone to look through 77 pages of OOC posts so we can laugh at them later?

I volunteer as not tribute!

(But that would be amazing of someone to do that.)

[SgtEasy]

@lopsided

Oh. OH! That... That is some butt stuff. Wow. And I have to look forward to that?!

*cries in a corner*

[lopsided]

@SgtEasy*pats* It's ok, Didi will willingly smuggle a phone for Jay, if that makes it any better.

[SgtEasy]

@lopsided

Jay: Uh. Didi. Why do I need this? *looks at phone she handed to him before entering the clinic*

Didi: Don't worry about it *smiles*

Moments Later...

Jay:AHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[Lady Absinthia]

@SgtEasy @lopsided
Tas: You want me to do what to Jay?!?!?

[SgtEasy]

@Lady Amalthea

Echo: *raises from the ground, demon face turned on* You will do what to Jay?

In all seriousness, why would Jay need the phone?

[lopsided]

@Lady Amalthea
Didi: You're better equipped in doing this than me, doc.

[lopsided]

@SgtEasy To update the gang on Jay's prison adventures

[Lady Absinthia]

@lopsided
Tas: Again, I either need a new career or new friends... Okay, Jay... just try to relax.

[SgtEasy]

@lopsided

Day 1:

I am now someone's bitch. Pray for me.

From your dearest friend, Jejomar

[SgtEasy]

@Lady Amalthea

Jay: Tas? What are you doing with that glove?

[Lady Absinthia]

@SgtEasy Tas: It'll only hurt for a minute.

[SgtEasy]

@Lady Amalthea

Jay: *silence* Don't do the whole hand please.

[lopsided]

@SgtEasy @Lady Amalthea Didi: *Tas does her thing. Didi is trying not to gag and giggle at the same time.*

[SgtEasy]

@lopsided@Lady Amalthea

Afterwards...

Jay: I THOUGHT THAT THE ONE MINUTE THING WAS AN OVERESTIMATION! THAT WAS A SOLID FIVE MINUTES!

[Lady Absinthia]

@SgtEasy @lopsided

Tas: Yup, I'm changing careers....

[Lady Absinthia]

@SgtEasy

Tas: I told you to relax!

[SgtEasy]

@Lady Amalthea

Jay: I was relaxed! *silence* Well, most of the time I was! *silence* What is this for, anyways!?