This can't be real

[Halo]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[ClocktowerEchos]

@Halo

Its all a dream.
You can wake up now.
May you find your worth in the waking world

[Flightless_Soul]

@Halo That's it! I'm officially an Anarchist! DX

[BrobyDDark]

@Halo That's it! I'm officially an Anarchist! DX

@Flightless_Soul

Anarchy doesn't even work in theory.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Y'all need to calm down. It's not as if he's been elected. Save your panic for that unlikely outcome.

[Dinh AaronMk]

You can't stump the Trump.

[BrobyDDark]

Y'all need to calm down. It's not as if he's been elected. Save your panic for that unlikely outcome.

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

It's less about him and more about his idiot followers who think he'll bring a new Crusade with him. This shit is getting crazy.

[Halo]

You can't stump the Trump.

@Dinh AaronMk

The horror expressed isn't about Trump.... it's about the fricking song and the fact that there are legitimately people who fucking think like this. It's almost like a parody except... it's not.

[Awson]

MAN IS A PARODY OF GOD

[Vilageidiotx]

MAN IS A PARODY OF GOD

@Awson

GOD IS A PARODY OF TRUMP 2016

[Keyguyperson]

I have a chrome extension that adds a stupid Trump quote in between "Donald" and "Trump" whenever it finds his name on any website. Best decision I ever made was getting it.

[Flightless_Soul]

Demoshats and Republicunts are all the same. Just another crooked bastard in a suit paid for by the Illuminati

[Keyguyperson]

Demoshats and Republicunts are all the same. Just another crooked bastard in a suit paid for by the Illuminati

@Flightless_Soul

Can we get the populace in on that paycheck too? You know, before a few dozen million people die in a civil war.

[Flightless_Soul]

@Keyguyperson Either we die in the battlefields or the death camps. Your choice.

[Arawak]

Please don't ever wake up Halo. Stay asleep and never wake up from your pod.

If you wake up, it will lead to some of the most mediocre story telling this console generation has ever seen.

On the console that makes me question my own patriotism.

[Whisperer]

...if Trump is elected and war ensues, who will help me mod my Virgin HQ into a Virgin HQ Battle Walker!?...

[Vilageidiotx]

When the Trump Wars begin, I'm planning on taking to the woods with a crossbow and some long-underwear. Should be easy to live off of berries and raid Trump's Loyalist mobility scooter cavalry regiments as they travel through my forest.

[Dinh AaronMk]

...if Trump is elected and war ensues, who will help me mod my Virgin HQ into a Virgin HQ Battle Walker!?...

@Whisperer

You best be careful with nukes though or he might involve himself in a conspiracy of betrayal.

Then he gets cucked and kills himself.

[Halo]

Please don't ever wake up Halo. Stay asleep and never wake up from your pod.

If you wake up, it will lead to some of the most mediocre story telling this console generation has ever seen.

On the console that makes me question my own patriotism.

@Arawak

Oh hey someone noticing that my username is the same as that other thing
Not heard that one before

[Arawak]

I am not obligated to put thought into anything I post here.