Strolling through the Free Roleplay section

[Hood]

Always nice to stop by the zoo and see the animals playing.

[NotAMouse]

Why would you subject yourself to that kind of torture?

[Vilageidiotx]

I'm just going to say, compared to a lot of the forums I have been on this free section is actually kind of boring to read. They don't write much, but at least most of their heads are screwed on straight.

But reading casual/free RP's in the past, i've seen some shit. Best is probably a Warrior Cats RP from the Minecraft Forums where the OP kept accidentally writing innuendo every other post.

[Zurnt]

I'm with @Vilageidiotx on this one.

Everyone here takes their Freeplay way too seriously. Back when I started as a Free babby, shit would escalate soooo quickly. No story whatsoever and everyone was kung-fu super-jesus. Good times...

She laid out sexily getting ready for her date to come over so she laid out on the bed.

"Hi, i'm sonic," he said as he entered in through the door slamming the door open.

[Dinh AaronMk]

I actually read the RP that @Vilageidiotx mentioned for the torture of everyone.

[Halo]

I thought I was the only one who read warrior cats as a kid ._.

[Dinh AaronMk]

There was also a legendary highschool RP that involved a half-burned, topless Russian boy eating a month's supply of meat and bacon-flavored Pepsi.

[Vilageidiotx]

There was also a legendary highschool RP that involved a half-burned, topless Russian boy eating a month's supply of meat and bacon-flavored Pepsi.

@Dinh AaronMk

Man, I wish I had saved these. Biggest regret of my life.

[Dinh AaronMk]

<Snipped quote by Dinh AaronMk>

Man, I wish I had saved these. Biggest regret of my life.

@Vilageidiotx

If you dig around the MCF enough you will probably find it. I don't think they delete threads at all.

[Arawak]

MCF is pretty much a de facto modding forum.

Minecraft, once anticipating updates eagerly, now dreading every update because it ruins all the mods.

[Sable]

Alright boys lets do an RP here in spam section.

Character sheet is as follows:

Name:
Age:
Sex:
Hair Color:
Ninja Village:
Eye Color:
Race:
Bio:

I'll go first:

Name: Sable
Age: 16
Sex: Male
Hair Color: Blonde
Ninja Village: House Lannister
Eye Color: Hazel
Race: Elf
Bio: His past is a dark and mysterious secret.

[Hood]

Name: Hood
Age: 25
Sex: Drugs and Rock and Roll
Hair Color: Ebony
Ninja Village: Village Hidden in the Bending Reeds
Eye Color: Ebony but, like, darker
Race: White cis male
Bio: His past is a dark and mysterious secret.

[NotAMouse]

There was also a legendary highschool RP that involved a half-burned, topless Russian boy eating a month's supply of meat and bacon-flavored Pepsi.

@Dinh AaronMk

the longer the sentence went on the more horrified/interested I became.

[NotAMouse]

Name: Taajlet
Age: 16.4 *giggle*
Sex: *giggleblushblink*
Hair Color: pastel-dipped
Ninja Village: i'm from poor-ville but i'm actually a princess
Eye Color: violet onyx metallic emerald
Race: princess in disguise also i'm really good at piano and can heft a 40 pound double edged broadsword with my dainty female limbs
Bio: my true love betrayed me for a mermaid and now i'm wandering in the woods alone help me

[Dinh AaronMk]

<Snipped quote by Dinh AaronMk>

the longer the sentence went on the more horrified/interested I became.

@Taaj

The fun thing about it was it was within the context of a psuedo-date and the NPCs were wholly aware he was topless and burned, but he didn't know why they were gawking at him. I think he openly asked if it was not a normal thing in America.

It was fucking gold.

[Dinh AaronMk]

I fucking found it. To be raised on an alter for you all to enjoy:

"Well.... There it depends where you live. I was farther up North, on the eastern coast. I lived in a small, and unknown village on the waters edge. So it was always freezing, and moist. In southern Russia, it is still cold, but there is less snow, and it is warmer." His accent thickens, and he sighs. "Still not a very nice place. Plus, the communists constantly running around, preaching their ways are very annoying... Then you have the current Tsar, what a jerk." He takes a break and yawns. "All in all though, only a Russian can understand the beauty of the motherland."

"You approached me, and I was already having a rather talkative day." Dimitri signals over the waiter, and ignores the look he gives his burns. "I'll take a cherry pepsi, large pepperoni and bacon pepsi..... And spaghetti..."

"S-sir, you can't come in here with no shirt on... You will s-scare the other gues-s-sts-s." The waiter writes down the order anyways, and turns to the girl. "How about you mis-s-s."

Granted this is me quoting it in the general RP discussion thread over them. But I have the RP's name again!

And here's the thread even.

[Arawak]

Is alternate reality! No error I make, honest!

[Dinh AaronMk]

Here's the Russian kid's app even.

[Zurnt]

I can still play sonic, right?

[Zurnt]

That, or goku.