GAME: Crush A Wish

[Vesuvius00]

granted. Anime dies out, and is now called Awesomeness. Everyone wants to watch Awesomeness all the time now because it is so awesome.

I wish, for a harpoon gun!

[Witch Cat]

Granted. However, your harpoon doesn't work. So basically you have a metal tube with a pointy thing in it.

I wish to be miserable

[Wick]

Granted but your misery is tainted with incessant giggling so you sound like a a bad joker

I wish for my family to live closer.

[Duthguy]

Granted, every single member of your family whether you know them or not moves in with you.

I wish to have a legally obtained English language version of pokemon sun or moon that will work on my 3ds which won't get broken.

[Majoraa]

Granted, its a demo since the real deal is not complete until November.

I wish for some more hope for some of america.

[Mateotis]

Granted, but the hope will be siphoned away from those places that had it already, effectively placing the same problem elsewhere.

I wish to be able to summon relevant inspiration on demand.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but the medium you want to express it through will always be shit.

I want the Egyptian Gods to be real.

[Wick]

Granted but now they decide to kill off humanity.

I wish I was a fairy like Tinkerbell.

[Fox Fable]

Granted, but faeries are considered a delicacy and now everyone is after you so they can pan fry you up in a nice wine sauce.

I wish it would stop raining!

[Witch Cat]

Granted, now where ever you go there is a MASSIVE drought and famine.


*EDGY ATHEIST MODE ACTIVATED*
I wish people would stop believing in their Sky Daddy, God.

[Mateotis]

Granted, but then instead people will turn to worship one worldly leader, turning the entire world into one massive dystopian dictatorship.

I wish everyone just got along. sobs

[Wick]

Granted but now the entire world is like an episode of the Stepford wives and you die of boredom or are murdered for an infraction of the tiniest proportions.

I wish for more money.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but it all came from a dangerous mafia group and now you're on their hit list.

I wish for an amazing singing voice.

[Mateotis]

Granted, but every microphone, megaphone and other vocal amplifiers will distort it to the point it's not that amazing anymore. You'll only be able to sing for yourself or for small crowds.

I wish to be able to jump in and out of fantasy worlds on demand!

[Wade Wilson]

Granted. You get killed by a dragon.

I wish to remain as I am.

[paragloan]

Granted. You are frozen in time right at this very moment, never to age or die or do anything else ever again except to exist in a frozen shell forever.

I wish that I knew what I was supposed to do in the future and had the ability and monetary support to do be able to do it.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, problem is you now know literally everything that is going to happen to every particle in your body and trying to process that much information ended up killing you.

I wish for a puppy

[ButtsnBalls]

Granted you one with rabies. Oh look, it just bit you.

I wish for faster internet.

[Mateotis]

Granted. You'll have lightning fast internet...but with an exponentially scaling cost that'll make you broke in no time.

I wish my phone had infinite battery life.

[Kibaro]

Granted but it heats your phone so much you can't hold it in your hands without getting burnt

I wish i knew what to wish :))