GAME: Crush A Wish

[Bluetommy]

Granted, you wash it with lye and burn the skin off your fingers.

I wish for an accelerated healing factor

[Myyt]

no

[Witch Cat]

no

@Myyt

It's probably best for you to stop spamming the forums. The charm ran out a while ago and now it's just annoying.

[Myyt]

Oh don't spam in spam? ok

[Bluetommy]

@Witch Cat Ignore the troll, he literally just said that he's looking for attention in another thread.

[ArenaSnow]

Myyt needs a little bit of...

[Alisma]

Granted. The robot (?) takes care of Myyt. Happy ending :)

I wish for silky hair

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but oops, you go bald.

I wish for Ra- Ra- Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen.

[Bluetommy]

Granted, but one night some men of higher standing/Set a trap, they're not to blame/"Come to visit us" they kept demanding/And he really came

I wish for a bowl of corn flakes.

[Witch Cat]

Granted but it's Kellogs.

I wish for my ransom money

[Vesuvius00]

Granted, but the police catch you and you get thrown in jail before you can spend any of it.

I wish for motivation

[Myyt]

Granted

[ArenaSnow]

Granted, but it reversed direction and hit you on the nose.

I want an LBX-Cannon-barrel job.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but the genie has no idea what that is so he gives you a lollipop instead.

I wish to wash my Irish wrist watch.

[Vesuvius00]

the genie is unable to grant your wish because they are unable to say "irish wrist watch" out loud. They hand you a bar of soap and leave, attempting the tongue twister over and over but still unable to correctly say the phrase.

Star light, Star bright,
The first Star I've seen this night,
I wish I may, I wish I might,
Wish this wish I wish tonight.

[Witch Cat]

Oh hey! That's not a shooting star, it's a meteor! And now everyone is going to die.

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick. I wish for the sheik's sixth sick sheep to no longer be sick.

[The Grey Dust]

Granted. The Sixth Sick sheik's third sheep suddenly dies. The sheep formerly known as the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep is now known as the sixth sick sheik's fifth sheep, however nothing has been done regarding its illness, and the sixth sick sheik fails to procure an adequate replacement for the position of sixth sheep.

I wish for a breakfast of my choice to be made available to me anytime and anywhere.

[Myyt]

Granted

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but you have to cook it.

I wish for the destruction of the filthy capitalist pigs

[ArenaSnow]

Granted, the Commies take over.

I wish for a banana dog (google it).