GAME: Crush A Wish

[Witch Cat]

Granted, all your hard work on your notes disappears. They are all now empty sheets of paper.

Looking back on when I
Was a little nappy headed boy
Then my only worry
Was for Christmas what would be my toy
Even though we sometimes
Would not get a thing
We were happy with the
Joy the day would bring
Sneaking out the back door
To hang out with those hoodlum friends of mine
Greeted at the back door
But thought I told you not to go outside
Tryin' your best to bring the
Water to your eyes
Thinkin' it might stop her
From woopin' your behind
I wish those days could come back once more

[ArenaSnow]

Granted. You die and that's heaven.

I wish for more people to join my roleplay. >.>

[tsukune]

Granted, but all of them turned out to be insufferable assholes that you start regretting about making that wish.

I wish that Samsung Galaxy Note 7 just didn't exist.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, you get beaten to death with the clearly superior Android phones and now you're in hell. A place with no Android or Samsung phones. HAVE FUN LISTENING TO MUSIC WITHOUT YOUR HEAD PHONE JACK

I wish for my waifu to come to life

[Proxi]

Granted. Your waifu comes to life...

But she's a yandere, and kills all your friends and family and eventually you in increasingly slower and more gruesome ways.

I wish for a bowl of good pasta please.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but it all falls out of your pockets when you get near the girl you like.

I wish for a good, safe, and fun Halloween

[Conorius]

Granted, but you'll die the next day.

I wish for more wishes.

[ArenaSnow]

Granted. You die and are placed into a dimension within your own mind that lasts for 3 seconds but feels like it lasts for 3 years, in which you can make as many wishes as you want, but none of them actually come true.

I wish for a very large pineapple.

[Shoryu Magami]

Granted. The pineapple falls down from the heavens and crushes you to death.

I wish my PC didn't have another breakdown earlier.

[ArenaSnow]

Granted. The pineapple falling previously causes an earthquake that opens a chasm for your machine to fall into, swallowing it whole and melting it instead in a conveniently placed lake of lava.

I wish for an immunity to all pencil stabbings.

[Shoryu Magami]

Granted. The chasm caused previously by the pineapple of divine origins creates a fluctuation in the fabric of reality which completely rewrites the laws of the universe, granting you an immunity to pencil stabbings but making all other forms of regular physical sensations, regardless of how minor, register in your brain with the same waves as a pencil stabbing, so now you feel like you're being stabbed by pencils anytime you touch or feel anything.

I wish could stop screwing up my sleep pattern due to being unable to switch my thinking off.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, you can boo longer think and fall into every lasting sleep where your body will shut down due to lack of food and water and you eventually die.

I wish for infinite money

[ArenaSnow]

Granted, you're assassinated for your wealth.

I wish for Australian souls.

[Shoryu Magami]

Granted. Due to Australian souls being too powerful, you explode and all of the souls you've managed to collect so far are lost, so now you have to start your collection all over again.

I wish for more coke (which I will go out and buy as soon as the shops open).

[Conorius]

Granted, but it's expired.

I wish for... nothing!

[ArenaSnow]

Granted. You die of crushing for no reason whatsoever.

I wish for a wish that could not be twisted.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, the paradox you caused creates a black hole that consumes everything

I wish for pineapple pizza

[ArenaSnow]

Granted. It has worms.

I wish for a cat flying on a broomstick.

[Witch Cat]

Granted. He accidently lands on you, crushing you to death. But he is very cute. So that makes up for it.

I wish for a weird mech thing whatever that is

[ArenaSnow]

Granted. The presence of a battlmech draws Clan Smoke Jaguar to planet Earth, as any planet with heavily armed resistance is deemed a priority target for assimilation. Your inexperience on using a Thor results in it being blown to pieces by 2 Daishi, 2 Masakari, a Mad Cat, 3 Vultures (second mech in sig), 2 Novas, 3 Shadow cats and 2 Ullers. As your mech is ripped to pieces, a thousand Elemental pilots in seemingly invincible battlesuits single handedly wipe out the rest of the world's military. House Kurita catches on and deploys 3 companies of mechs, and the world is engulfed in a massive war of everything being blown to pieces by those mech things.
Congratulations.


I wish for decent AC house coverage.