Digbeth was a quiet little town, nestled away in the middle of nowhere. Nowhere was, apparently, somewhere in the south westerly regions of Galadia, which meant that there was not a single reason for any normal person to head down that way. The rural countryside, made up mostly of fields and sparse woodland, was characteristically quiet and unexciting. The midday sun shone down on the landscape, the birds in the trees chirped their songs pleasantly, carried on the soft, warm southern wind that carried in from the ocean and the warmer lands south of Galadia, and the bandits sitting in waiting to ambush the next passer by finally got their chance to jump on their prey.
Wait a second.
“Alright, stranger. There’s a lot more of us than there are of you. So just drop your things and make this easy on all of us.”
Bandits were unusual around these parts, but in the quieter corners of Galadia you could find all sorts of strange things both magical and (at least relatively) mundane. This forest path was rarely used, passed off in favour of the longer but clearer road around it, with only a few lone travellers who risked the more dangerous trip often falling prey to this band of few but plucky bandits and thieves. Four of them stood, clad in studded leather and some patchwork plate, brandishing rusted knives, axes, and clubs that had seen far better days. The tallest and broadest of the bandits spoke, his voice deep and booming and his face obscured by a crow-like metal helmet, as he raised his large axe and pointed it towards the figure that stood in the middle of the circle of criminals.
The man before him smiled. Behind his long, shaggy brown hair and the hood of his green cloak that hung loosely off of his shoulders his facial features were obscured, other than his mouth, which quickly twisted from a smile into a huge, hysterical grin, and then into an almost maniacal laughter. There was no malice to it, just amusement, as if he had just been threatened by a child brandishing a kitchen knife rather than a monstrous brute of a man. The green garbed figure raised an arm, pushing away the green cloak and pointing behind his back. The figure was tall and broad, more so even than the leader of the bandits, but it seemed not to phase the vultures that eyed his weapons and equipment eagerly. The men surrounding him instinctively brought their weapons forward as he acted, not striking, but just reminding him that they were armed and willing to attack. He did not flinch, but his laughter soon stopped.
“You see this thing?” He motioned to the contraption that was holstered to his back in a large, leather sheathe. A blade, longer than the man himself was, settled diagonally just so he could keep it there without it dragging into the ground, was strapped firmly to his back. Two triggers sat on either side of the handle, and as he motioned to the sword it almost seemed to hum with energy as if eager to be used. Eager to kill something. “That, my friends, is a little something of mine that I like to call Reaver Riot. Yes, as you might have already guessed, it is an Arcane Arm, and I am very, very well practiced with it.”
The bandits seemed to falter. All but the largest one, who seemed to stand as their leader, who hardly moved at the attempt to threaten his band. A pitiful attempt at a thread, he thought. A smaller man obscured completely in a loose fitting grey cloak, or woman as it turned out to be from her softer voice, spoke next, catching her leader’s attention. She held a short sword in her hand and a light crossbow was slung over her shoulder, although her tight grip on her blade had turned loose and her aggressive stance had vanished as she took a step backwards. “Hey, Bartr, boss, if he’s telling the truth we might want to back down and let him go. Those things are serious busin-”
Bartr snapped back, bringing a hand up to her face and extending his index finger. The woman immediately recoiled, clearly expecting to be hit for stepping of line. “Listen here, you follow my orders, correct? If I say we stay and rob this fool for everything he’s worth, we do. Do you understand?” he barked.
“Mutiny in the ranks? Look, if you four are just going to squabble with each other then I’ll be on my way, okay? Try and do me a favour and don’t be here when I get back, okay? You might hurt yourselves on those little butter knives you’ve got there,” said the figure in green as he quite casually started to walk forwards, right passed Bartr, another wide smile on his face.
The figure in green quickly felt a thick, firm hand grab at his collar, tugging down his hood and pulling him back. The figure smiled and held his ground, his now-revealed green eyes glimmering with excitement as he turned on his heel and flashed a smile at Bartr. One hand shot up to grab Bartr’s extended arm, and the other felt for a grasp on the bandit’s chest piece. His fingers hooked in one of the belts on his leather armour, and with one mighty heft he brought the man over his shoulder and threw him into the dirt and mud. The man gasped for breath, winded and with mud in his mouth, even as a thick leather boot slammed into his back and pushed him down and kept him in place. The green figure, pushing most of his weight onto the bandit beneath him, felt for the hilt of his sword and drew the entire, mighty blade from its sheathe in one fluid motion. It was huge, separated by three lines that ran down the length of the blade, one in the centre and one on each side of the central line. He held the half-ton sword in a single hand in the air for a moment before he slowly brought it down, the blunt edge resting uncomfortably close to Bartr’s neck only about an inch away. Bartr froze in place, expecting the sword to connect with his neck and kill him in an instant. He closed his eyes, waiting for that cold embrace, but it never came. He opened his eyes slowly, looking to the side, seeing the blade perfectly still, thrust slightly into the ground to support it. He waited for the green figure to move, but he did nothing.
Well?!” yelled Bartr, tired of the absence of… well, anything he expected to be happening right now. “Aren’t you going to-
“What, kill you?” asked the green figure, eying him curiously. “I try not to do that anymore, so you’re good. A bit bruised, maybe, but good. Strange, it’s almost like you expected me to be that cruel.”
He brought the blade back, dragging it through the soft earth and carving a line through it, and aimed it at the rough undergrowth of the forest that sat along the edge of the road. The blade clicked, widening as a the blade separated alone one of the lines along the blade, single gun barrel appearing from within the blade as the metal pieces parted, now exposed and primed. The figure pulled the trigger and there was an eruption of green energy from the barrel as a thick, black iron ball was fired from the weapon, crashing into a small tree and splintering it in two. The figure slammed the blade down into the ground again, this time with the blunt edge against the earth, forcing the parted piece of metal back into its old position, the gun receding into its metal covering.
“But I’m not adverse to knocking you four in the head with the flat side until you get the message, so if you try anything funny you’ll have a whole slew of new bruises to worry about. If I’m feeling especially mean I’ll even drag you all to the nearest town and get y’all thrown in prison. So please, don’t try and play the hero.” He paused for a moment. “Villain? What kind of people do you roguish types look up to, actually? You know what, never mind. Just don’t be that guy and we’ll all get out of this fine and dandy. Who knows, maybe we’ll even end up the best of friends?”
The snapping of twigs behind the figure in green made him respond immediately. He brought the sword back down, edge under an inch away from Bartr’s neck, but with his other hand he grabbed the grip on the other side of the blade and wrenched it back. The blade separated, almost torn in two along the long, central separation of the blade, transforming it into two thinner but equally long swords. He pointed it directly to his right where the tip of the blade rested only half an inch away from the neck of a fifth bandit, long hidden in the forest undergrowth, who had thought now would be the perfect time to sneak up on the figure in green. If they had taken a single step forward they would skewered themselves on the sword, but instead they froze in place, especially as the smaller blade separated just as the huge blade had before, exposing another cannon nestled within it.
“Oh, c’mon,” the figure in green said, groaning in frustration. “What did I just say? It’s like you guys don’t even know who I am!”
The bandits all shrugged in unison.
“Really?” replied the figure in green, raising an eyebrow as he titled his head to the side. “But I thought you all knew who I wa-”
“No idea,” grumbled Bartr, coughing out some dust from his mouth.
“I…” the figure in green found his words caught in his throat. In an instant that disappointment turned to determination, as a wide grin came across his face. “Clearly the news has yet to reach this side of Galadia, which means it’s my duty to spread the word of a rising star! To tell the tale of a soaring phoenix of a hero, rising from the ashes of despair blade in hand and green cloak around his shoulders, determined to use every ounce of his courage and determination to save the world from the forces of evil!”
The figure slammed his sword in the ground, thrusting the pointed tip deep into the mud, and brought his hands to his waist and puffed out his chest, striking the most heroic pose he possible good. He laughed loudly and brought a hand up, pointing to the sky and turning his head to follow it. “My name is Crash Vega, rightful wielder of the Reaver Riot, and I-”
Crash felt a blunt wooden club crash over his head, and he stumbled forwards as he recoiled from the blow. He grit his teeth, clenched his fists, and threw his hand out to grab Reaver Riot which immediately found purchase in his hand. This was going to be a long day.