[OOC] Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

[Kho]

OR, you can win (*smells charred flesh* something's burning).
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[Cyclone]

Pffft. You can't truly trust any of these charlatans. Zephyrion is a Supreme Being! He'll tell you about it himself!

Only he is a worthy teacher.

[Lauder]

@Kho

What if I die?

[Double Capybara]

What I like about this RP is that you can write about everything you want. I got a thing for doing an evolutionary thing and I did it, its cool.

[The Irish Tree]

Pffft. You can't truly trust any of these charlatans. Zephyrion is a Supreme Being! He'll tell you about it himself!

Only he is a worthy teacher.

@Cyclone

True...but who doesn't love cats?
Contact Belvast the Cat-Eared fucker bastard Financial consultant today to plan for your future! Build your Tomorrow starting right Meow!

[Lauder]

@The Irish Tree

I'll take that offer, only because of that pun

[The Irish Tree]

@The Irish Tree

I'll take that offer, only because of that pun

@Lauder

First off, now I SAY first off, ya gotta make sure you diversify your portfolios.
Buy low, sell high, buy tuna, buy it now. Then gimme some. Then we're even.

[Mardox]

<Snipped quote by Lauder>

LONG LOST DAUGHTER, EMBRACE THE GOD OF CHAOS.

@Rtron

Actually, the face-carving thing is based on something I did in another RP. Still Vakarlon's little girl.

[Kho]

@Kho

What if I die?

@Lauder

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[lif]

<Snipped quote by Cyclone>


True...but who doesn't love cats?
Contact Belvast the Cat-Eared fucker bastard Financial consultant today to plan for your future! Build your Tomorrow starting right Meow!

@The Irish Tree

*With an added investment from Lifprasil

[Kho]

<Snipped quote by Cyclone>


True...but who doesn't love cats?
Contact Belvast the Cat-Eared fucker bastard Financial consultant today to plan for your future! Build your Tomorrow starting right Meow!

@The Irish Tree

AHA! I have found Belvast's weakness: a ceiling fan with some tuna on it >D
Time for your to consider a merger methinks

[The Irish Tree]

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AHA! I have found Belvast's weakness: a ceiling fan with some tuna on it >D
Time for your to consider a merger methinks

@Kho

...What's to stop him from making a portal, and sticking his hand through it to just sorta slap the tuna off the fan and into his other hand?

[Lauder]

WHAT HAVE I CREATED?! CHEESY BUISNESS ADVERTISMENTS? STAGED FIGHTS? THIS IS NOT HOW GODS ACT! REPENT BROTHERS, SISTERS, CATS, EVERYONE!

[lif]

WHAT HAVE I CREATED?! CHEESY BUISNESS ADVERTISMENTS? STAGED FIGHTS? THIS IS NOT HOW GODS ACT! REPENT BROTHERS, SISTERS, CATS, EVERYONE!

@Lauder

BUT THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP

[Kho]

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...What's to stop him from making a portal, and sticking his hand through it to just sorta slap the tuna off the fan and into his other hand?

@The Irish Tree

To move faster than it* and get your tuna**, call now.

*Moving faster than the future not guaranteed. Terms and Conditions apply. Minisecondly rates apply.
**Getting tuna not guaranteed

[Kho]

WHAT HAVE I CREATED?! CHEESY BUISNESS ADVERTISMENTS? STAGED FIGHTS? THIS IS NOT HOW GODS ACT! REPENT BROTHERS, SISTERS, CATS, EVERYONE!

@Lauder

To find out how to ensure repentance of the stray, 'Silencing Sin'* Timeline package recommended. Call for further details.

*Silencing of Sin not guaranteed. Nor is repentance.

[Kho]

And that, children, is how you win. :D

[Lauder]

@Kho

Good job on the win, have my... O2.

[Vec]

@Kho I'd say something witty and smart about Ull, but I'm pretty tired right now so I'll let you bask in your self-proclaimed 'win.'

[The Irish Tree]

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To move faster than it* and get your tuna**, call now.

*Moving faster than the future not guaranteed. Terms and Conditions apply. Minisecondly rates apply.
**Getting tuna not guaranteed

@Kho

Nothing will stop Belvast from getting that tuna