[OOC] Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

[BBeast]

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There is literally no other God that wouldn't laugh then smite Amartia. Or mind rape him. Or curse him. Really depends on the God.

@Rtron

Amartia: *insults Teknall*
Teknall: Heh. Stay put for a few moments. I've been wanting to test my new rail gun...

[LokiLeo789]

If Amartía comes back to anything the gods did to Amestris.

[Antarctic Termite]

So, yesterday I found out I have a possible right knee meniscus+ligaments injury. It's all thanks to High Impact Intense Training I did three years ago and because of it, I shouldn't practice martial arts or anything involving impact against the knee if I want to walk straight until I'm old.

It sucks, man, don't do Crossfit, HIIT or any crazy shit where you don't stretch for at least 20 mins before the exercise. I really loved martial arts too, dang!

@Frettzo

Remove legs. Replace with metal rods. Never have an injury again.

Use rods to kick your trainer in the knees as revenge, then join a robot fighting ring.

[Antarctic Termite]

This is how I feel when I compare my worldbuilding with Termite's.

....

@Vec

Says the lad who invented fucking dragons.

You put a lot of work into that character sheet, feel good about it.

[The Irish Tree]

If Amartía comes back to anything the gods did to Amestris.

@LokiLeo789

^The story of how Amestris got covered in seawater, why Slough's poo is all over Amartia's throne and bed, why there are elemental djinns clogging up the toilet, why Time flows strangely in pubs, why literal Angels are drunk-flying and causing accidents, why every elderly man and woman has become a Cronenberg monstrosity, and why the Bard actually came.

(I am so sorry that I can't find the original audio. Viacom's a shitter.)

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It's a supercontinent interjected by vast swaths of ocean in between land masses. It's huge.
Lif is da best ruler ever, expert cat Belvast sez so.

@poog the pig

You want Belvast to take a hit on someone, you damn well best be prepared to be seeing Grot a lot, because that's gonna take some EXOTIC fucking fish in a barrel. And a LOT of them. Lives ain't cheap. And neither are tasty fish.

[Antarctic Termite]

Lives ain't cheap.

@The Irish Tree

[BBeast]

If Amartía comes back to anything the gods did to Amestris.

@LokiLeo789

Well, Teknall for one won't be doing anything bad to Amestris if he gets the opportunity to visit before you return. He's a nice guy, generally. He'd need a really good reason to do anything bad to a city (although, as God of Crafting, he can do all manner of bad things to cities if he needs to).

[Frettzo]

here's hoping that modern medicine leaps forward soon and makes fixing knee cartilage and ligament damage possible

@Kho

Some doctors actually use plasma in order to heal bones and ligaments back to their original state. Problem is, it's expensive as all hell and only reserved for people who have absolutely torn their meniscus or stuff like that xD

So basically pro MMA fighters and that one rich dude who tried to ride an ATV backwards and had it flip over.

[Muttonhawk]

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Some doctors actually use plasma in order to heal bones and ligaments back to their original state. Problem is, it's expensive as all hell and only reserved for people who have absolutely torn their meniscus or stuff like that xD

So basically pro MMA fighters and that one rich dude who tried to ride an ATV backwards and had it flip over.

@Frettzo

Welp, sounds like you've got two options...

[lif]

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^The story of how Amestris got covered in seawater, why Slough's poo is all over Amartia's throne and bed, why there are elemental djinns clogging up the toilet, why Time flows strangely in pubs, why literal Angels are drunk-flying and causing accidents, why every elderly man and woman has become a Cronenberg monstrosity, and why the Bard actually came.

(I am so sorry that I can't find the original audio. Viacom's a shitter.)

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You want Belvast to take a hit on someone, you damn well best be prepared to be seeing Grot a lot, because that's gonna take some EXOTIC fucking fish in a barrel. And a LOT of them. Lives ain't cheap. And neither are tasty fish.

@The Irish Tree

>exotic fish
>city by the ocean
>with boats
Belvast could probably drown with fish on demand.

[Frettzo]

Amartía's dream army is made up of these guys:



"With engines of destruction, we have killed our gods."

[lif]

@Frettzo
The Charr were the only reason I played that game, man.

Although, I'm sure anyone would want the Charr in their army.

[Frettzo]

@Frettzo
The Charr were the only reason I played that game, man.

Although, I'm sure anyone would want the Charr in their army.

@poog the pig

I know, right? I was a complete fan of the Sylvari myself, but now the last time I played the game I couldn't help but be enchanted by the Charr and Norn

[Vec]

@Frettzo
The Charr were the only reason I played that game, man.

Although, I'm sure anyone would want the Charr in their army.

@poog the pig

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I know, right? I was a complete fan of the Sylvari myself, but now the last time I played the game I couldn't help but be enchanted by the Charr and Norn

@Frettzo

I found the GW games utterly bland and with no depth AT ALL. Must be the only one in the universe with this opinion.

[LokiLeo789]

Amartía's dream army is made up of these guys:



"With engines of destruction, we have killed our gods."

@Frettzo

With these new upgrade I've added, the world will never stand a chance.

[Vec]

Also, @Cyclone. Which reaction will Zeph have to him being set free after his sentence ends?

This?

or this?

maybe this?

my money's on this

[Vec]

@LokiLeo789 You know, after staring at that gif for a disturbingly long time, I realized something.

The old dude's got a cavity he needs to have checked immediately.

[LokiLeo789]

@Vec
None, this one.

[lif]

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With these new upgrade I've added, the world will never stand a chance.

@LokiLeo789

do you want to get smited
That's how you get smited

@Vec

Nah man, the game bored the shit out of me. The only MMO that I've ever enjoyed is WoW:

[lif]

@LokiLeo789

A manga that badly drawn never deserved such a well animated adaptation... ;v;

*jelly artist tears*