[OOC] Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

[Cyclone]

Protecting his planet from the ravages of his own essence, he dives through the scorching realm (1 Might). He emerges in a distant corner of the universe in a flash of light and magic that will, decades later, reach Galbar.

Post Summary

Minor plothole in that Vestec (and perhaps Toun; it isn't clear if he had sensed Zeph's banishment or his reemergence) already seem aware of Zeph's return and general direction. I'm not quite ready to have his complete isolation end yet; Zeph still has to create a certain demigod and evolve into a bigger, cooler Pokemon.

[Rtron]

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Minor plothole in that Vestec (and perhaps Toun; it isn't clear if he had sensed Zeph's banishment or his reemergence) already seem aware of Zeph's return and general direction. I'm not quite ready to have his complete isolation end yet; Zeph still has to create a certain demigod and evolve into a bigger, cooler Pokemon.

@Cyclone

Vestec just noticed that Zephy was banished and said 'he might be lonely and I haven't visit him yet!'

And sent an apparition of himself on the trail where Amul or whatever sent him.

[Dawnscroll]

@Rtron They might. It'll probably involve Logos picking Vestec up and clubbing Jvan to death with him though.

Then throwing the two of them into a black hole. Which... *checks his portfolio* Yup, can do. Nice.

[Rtron]

@Rtron They might. It'll probably involve Logos picking Vestec up and clubbing Jvan to death with him though.

Then throwing the two of them into a black hole. Which... *checks his portfolio* Yup, can do. Nice.

@Dawnscroll

Vestec'll come back like a boomerang.

Logos: I THREW YOU INTO A BLACK HOLE

Vestec: And I returned! Aren't you delighted?

[lif]

@Rtron They might. It'll probably involve Logos picking Vestec up and clubbing Jvan to death with him though.

Then throwing the two of them into a black hole. Which... *checks his portfolio* Yup, can do. Nice.

@Dawnscroll

>tfw Lifprasil's prophecy was true
>tfw all this big talk from Logos



Logos has another thing coming if he thinks that ten might sword will help him, hint hint.

[Dawnscroll]

@poog the pig Nah, the ten might sword was just an investment I should've made a long time ago. Right now, it's just to give Logos some sort of a viable weapon against the other gods if it comes down to it.

[lif]

@Dawnscroll

Ah. Then there's Lif with his one might sword and his one might armor.

He'll be fine.

[Vec]

@poog the pig

When an angry space dragon is hurling stars at you, having a weapon will be the least of your worries.

[lif]

@Vec

B-but Lif has no reason to punch the sun.

[Vec]

@poog the pig If they had met prior to the death of the four gods, they might have gotten off on good terms.

Now, not so much... It'll take a lot of convincing to be on Ull's good graces. And this doesn't apply to Lif only, it also applies to all the other gods.

[Cyclone]

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Vestec just noticed that Zephy was banished and said 'he might be lonely and I haven't visit him yet!'

And sent an apparition of himself on the trail where Amul or whatever sent him.

@Rtron

They sucked him up without trace and dumped in Chronos, which no longer exists. Not even Jvan or Vowzra know the details of Zeph's escape from Chronos and where he went.

The apparition will probably be met with little success, which might just be fortunate considering that Zeph isn't come back as bubbly and friendly and crazy as he was before. Hail Order!

[Vec]

@CycloneI have a feeling new Zeph and new Ull will immediately click, once they meet.

[Dawnscroll]

Basically what's gonna happen:

*Logos arrives and sees how badly everyone has screwed and marred the planet Galabar* Alright fuck this everybody let's go home.

[lif]

@Dawnscroll

But everyone is having fun! Logos can't let that happen!

[Vec]

@Dawnscroll

inb4 triggered

It's Galbar

[Kho]

@Dawnscroll

But everyone is having fun! Logos can't let that happen!

@poog the pig

@Dawnscroll

t everyone is having fun! Logos can't let that h

@poog the pig

@Dawnscroll

everyone is having fun! Logos can

@poog the pig

@Dawnscroll

everyone is having fun!

@poog the pig

-_-
Reporter: poog, a cosmic incorporeality, claims that everyone is having fun, what are your thoughts on that?
Mammon: Uh, well yeah, I guess everyone is
Reathos: I will kill you
Vulamera: I'm sorry dear, but can I have a quick look at your brain *gets saw ou*
Vowzra: Fate
Belruarc: I'm having fun! I mean, at least I'm not dead, right? *Turtle crashes through roof, right on to her*
Treeminds: :)
Pronobii: In bygone days, we would've killed for the amount of fun we're having now
Grot: F**k Lifprasil! Down with the system! Down with the outdated imperialistic dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society! Because strange women floating around distributing swords and helmets and armours is no basis for a system of governance...you see, supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses not from some farcical aerial ceremony! *Lifprasil kills him* Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! [or you can just watch it: youtube.com/watch?v=rAaWvVFERVA]

[lif]

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Reporter: poog, a cosmic incorporeality, claims that everyone is having fun, what are your thoughts on that?
Mammon: Uh, well yeah, I guess everyone is
Reathos: I will kill you
Vulamera: I'm sorry dear, but can I have a quick look at your brain *gets saw ou*
Vowzra: Fate
Belruarc: I'm having fun! I mean, at least I'm not dead, right? *Turtle crashes through roof, right on to her*
Treeminds: :)
Pronobii: In bygone days, we would've killed for the amount of fun we're having now
Grot: F**k Lifprasil! Down with the system! Down with the outdated imperialistic dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society! Because strange women floating around distributing swords and helmets and armours is no basis for a system of governance...you see, supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses not from some farcical aerial ceremony! *Lifprasil kills him* Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! [or you can just watch it: youtube.com/watch?v=rAaWvVFERVA]

@Kho

So - does this make the Arconians the French? And Belvast the Killer Bunny? Now that we're slinging Monty Python references around.

[Dawnscroll]

@poog the pig

Lopfrasil: Can we come up and have a look? 
Realta: Of course not. You're Galabarian types. 
Lipfrasil: What are you then? 
Realta: I'm Arconian. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king? 
Vestec: What are you doing on Galabar?
Realta: Mind your own business. 

[Vec]

@Dawnscroll


GALBAR

GAL - BAR

A BAR FILLED WITH GALS

[Dawnscroll]

@Vec Fuck, I think Logos and crew are flying to the wrong planet then