[OOC] Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

[Cyclone]

I don't think any mortals have even defeated a white giant. Djinni lords, demigods, Realta, and the like are all impossible foes for the mortals of right now with their Bronze/Stone Age technology and rather weak magic.

[Double Capybara]

In my collab with Poog, Susa, Chroma and Lakshmi fought two Realta and barely managed to scrap a victory.

On another post of mine, however, Makeda alone knocked out three or four of those. (Didn't kill any, lost the battle later.)

It really depends on what you want to write and the way your hero fight. For a lightweight huntress like Susa for example, there was little she could do outside of dodging every single blast, for an avenging angel guardian who has a holy energy hammer like Makeda, it was much more simple.

[Kho]

This happened in my PMs. I call upon you all to declare your allegiances and prepare to ward off the tyranny of the Grammar Nazis. Rally, my minions equal compatriots.

So I read your profile and it's good but I couldn't help but notice you used "s/he". So I just have one little question:

@Mardox

It is my heartfelt hope that there will come a day when grammar will get over its patriarchal insistence on the male/female dichotomy. I am leading the way forth in this matter. You may even call it 'grammaire de la révolution'.

@Kho

The Grammar Fuhrer has decreed that use of "s/he" is one of the worst offenses one can commit. As a supporter of the National Socialist Grammar Workshop Party, I cannot approve of your actions.

@Mardox

We of the Anarcho-Syndicalist Peripatetic Union of Fluid Entities (ASPUFE) reject the Grammar Fuhrer's attempts to define or label us in any way, shape, or form. DEATH TO GENDER BINARISM! VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

@Kho

I would remind you that the National Socialist Grammar Workshop Party does not care about gender identity. We only care about grammar.

@Mardox

And therein is the ultimate tragedy! For the root of the patriarchal system in which we live, and the root of gender binarism, lies in language and gratuitous grammar rules. The very rules created by elite males for the sole purpose of subjugating all others. We will break the chains.

@Kho

You leave me no choice. I will contact the Grammar Fuhrer.

@Mardox

[Mardox]

This happened in my PMs. I call upon you all to declare your allegiances and prepare to ward off the tyranny of the Grammar Nazis. Rally, my minions equal compatriots.

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@Kho

The Grammar Reich shall rise to last a thousand years!

[Kho]

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The Grammar Reich shall rise to last a thousand years!

@Mardox

Damnations! A surprise attack. I should have expected something as low as the Schlieffen Plan from your ilk!
With the aid of my ASPUFE compatriots, you shan't last much longer than 12 internet years. Rally, gender fluid entities!

[Mardox]

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Damnations! A surprise attack. I should have expected something as low as the Schlieffen Plan from your ilk!
With the aid of my ASPUFE compatriots, you shan't last much longer than 12 internet years. Rally, gender fluid entities!

@Kho

Quick question: Are you assuming the players of this RP to be gender fluid entities due to their characters being able to change gender at will?

[Kho]

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Quick question: Are you assuming the players of this RP to be gender fluid entities due to their characters being able to change gender at will?

@Mardox

Hah! The classic 'distract your foe by pretending to ask him a quick question' trick. I won't be falling for that! While you were busy playing tricks, our GFJM (Gender-Fluid Juices Missile) was launched. You will soon be covered in the stuff. It will be a step towards making you more beautiful, don't worry.

[Slime]

This happened in my PMs. I call upon you all to declare your allegiances and prepare to ward off the tyranny of the Grammar Nazis. Rally, my minions equal compatriots.

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@Kho

What the f*ck?

[Mardox]

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Hah! The classic 'distract your foe by pretending to ask him a quick question' trick. I won't be falling for that! While you were busy playing tricks, our GFJM (Gender-Fluid Juices Missile) was launched. You will soon be covered in the stuff. It will be a step towards making you more beautiful, don't worry.

@Kho

Ha! I shall evade your GFJM as easily as you evaded my question! The power of the internet means I could be anywhere and your GFJM has no chance of hitting me! Besides, you will soon find that our wolfpacks have disposed of the convoys delivering materials to create new GFJMs.

[Mardox]

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What the f*ck?

@Slime

Grammar is of utmost importance and cannot be tainted in the name of any cause.

[Muttonhawk]

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Hah! The classic 'distract your foe by pretending to ask him a quick question' trick. I won't be falling for that! While you were busy playing tricks, our GFJM (Gender-Fluid Juices Missile) was launched. You will soon be covered in the stuff. It will be a step towards making you more beautiful, don't worry.

@Kho

In Soviet Khrussia, fluid gender you.

[Mardox]

Going to bed now. The Great War shall continue tomorrow.

[Kho]

Going to bed now. The Great War shall continue tomorrow.

@Mardox

Hah! The classic 'I'm going to bed now' trick! I won't be falling for that either - with gender-fluidity comes fluidity in all aspects of life. We don't sleep when we must, we sleep when we want! Mutton, let loose the Corgis!

[Kho]

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What the f*ck?

@Slime

Welcome friend. Welcome to the internet. Welcome to this particular thread on the internet. We mean you no harm.

[Slime]

@Kho
Suuuuure... It's important to have good grammar btw. Writing it wrong as a joke is okay, but it's painful to see some mistakes, especially if they're done by someone that is native to English.

[Kho]

@Kho
Suuuuure... It's important to have good grammar btw. Writing it wrong as a joke is okay, but it's painful to see some mistakes, especially if they're done by someone that is native to English.

@Slime

Are you suggesting that you support the linguistic and grammatical oppression of those such as us by the patriarchy? Are you implying that you are not a loyal member of the Anarcho-Syndicalist Peripatetic Union of Fluid Entities? Can I extrapolate from your words that you will be joining the Grammar Nazis in their unholy crusade against the revolution?

[Slime]

@Kho
Hey man, I'm no Grammar Nazi, I just like to read and write stuff correctly.

[Kho]

@Kho
Hey man, I'm no Grammar Nazi, I just like to read and write stuff correctly.

@Slime

What is your definition of 'correctly'? It doesn't happen to comply with the Grammar Nazi understanding of it now, does it? You would not, for instance, insist that people not use s/he now would you? Are you an enemy of the ASPUFE goal of destroying the male/female dichotomy which is an inherent part of the grammar of the patriarchy?

[Muttonhawk]

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Hah! The classic 'I'm going to bed now' trick! I won't be falling for that either - with gender-fluidity comes fluidity in all aspects of life. We don't sleep when we must, we sleep when we want! Mutton, let loose the Corgis!

@Kho

What are your legs?

Springs. Steel springs.

What are they going to do?

Hurl me down the track.

How fast can you run?

As fast as a leopard.

How fast are you going to run?

As fast as a leopard!

[Slime]

@Kho
If it has a red line under the word or the sentence makes no sense then you're doing it wrong. I won't judge you based on the pronouns you use (but it won't stop me from thinking that it's bullshit).