[OOC] Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

[LokiLeo789]

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I didn't think Sin had gone that far down the drain.

@Slime

You haven't seen anything yet.

[Kho]

@LokiLeo789 He still needs to be properly punished for bullying Astarte. I don't care what horrors he's done since, someone needs to punish him for bullying her and making her cry.

[SrslyAnArtist]

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Vestec will like him!

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...Isn't that the same thing? If Vestec is happy, everyone else is happy =D.

@Rtron

You, my friend, are a fruitcake. Or should I say Vestec is a fruitcake.

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Astarte can confirm, she loves having her toy boy around

@Frettzo

I read that as "Boy toy," not the other way around, lol.

@LokiLeo789 He still needs to be properly punished for bullying Astarte. I don't care what horrors he's done since, someone needs to punish him for bullying her and making her cry.

@Kho

WHAT?! SOME MADE ASTARTE CRY?! FUCKERS!!
Also, i totally ship Vestarte.
#Vestarte2017&4Ever

[SrslyAnArtist]

Fucking accidental double post.
FUCK YOU TOO YOU PIECEW OF SHIT SLOW ASS COMPUITER

[Rtron]

@LokiLeo789 He still needs to be properly punished for bullying Astarte. I don't care what horrors he's done since, someone needs to punish him for bullying her and making her cry.

@Kho

Vestec still plans on that.

[LokiLeo789]

@LokiLeo789 He still needs to be properly punished for bullying Astarte. I don't care what horrors he's done since, someone needs to punish him for bullying her and making her cry.

@Kho

I mean guys, come on! A 5'5", red skinned, bald man kidnapped a goddesses magical dog beast and used it to blackmail her into doing him a favor. (A favor in which I am still owed) I mean, if that this legend material, I don't know what is.

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Vestec still plans on that.

@Rtron

Oh, so father gonna beat me for hurting his precious girlfriend. Well fuck you dad! Gimme your best shot! And make sure it's good. Cause Keriss gonna fell it in the morning.

Vestec: "I'm going to pound you so hard, your sister's mother will be jealous."

Amy:"Oooohhhhh mmmyyyy."

[Rtron]

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I mean guys, come on! A 5'5", red skinned, bald man kidnapped a goddesses magical dog beast and used it to blackmail her into doing him a favor. (A favor in which I am still owed) I mean, if that this legend material, I don't know what is.

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Oh, so father gonna beat me for hurting his precious girlfriend. Well fuck you dad! Gimme your best shot! And make sure it's good. Cause Keriss gonna fell it in the morning.

Vestec: "I'm going to pound you so hard, your sister's mother will be jealous."

Amy:"Oooohhhhh mmmyyyy."

@LokiLeo789

I THOUGHT VESTEC WASN'T AMARTIA'S DAD.

PICK A SIDE.

ALSO VULAMERA IS DEAD SHE CAN'T BE JEALOUS ABOUT ANYTHING.

[Muttonhawk]

Guys, question.

What are your thoughts on the potential...merger...of divine beings?

@Kho

Mechanically? It would have to be negotiated. Cramming two people into one vessel is not a walk in the park. My immediate idea would be to average their levels, merge their portfolios into one set, tax the might to adopt those portfolios as an additional cost to merge, make a new domain that represents the combination of the previous domains so the result can have that, and average their might pools after tax. A bit bureaucratic, but that seems fair to me. There might be a precedent for players to make characters just for the purpose of merging them, but I trust this playerbase to make it interesting and I and the other GMs will probably RKO any character that clearly doesn't have the effort put in before a merge happens.

Also, the more powerful the beings, the greater the might cost I would ask for them to merge. Maybe scaled on the sum of their levels or something.

Finally, I would warn against doing this permanently between characters controlled by different players. It's a golden ticket to collab-production-hell.

As for what happens story-wise, it's very context sensitive. I would leave that in the hands of the player controlling the merged beings as to how everything that makes them up clashes together. Thing is, though, we already have an instance of merged beings; Vestec has been made up of at least four beings since the beginning.

[LokiLeo789]

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I THOUGHT VESTEC WASN'T AMARTIA'S DAD.

PICK A SIDE.

ALSO VULAMERA IS DEAD SHE CAN'T BE JEALOUS ABOUT ANYTHING.

@Rtron

Anyone can be Amy's daddy, he doesn't mind. And trust me, even in death, with what Vestec will be being to him, she'll be jealous.

Edit: Does this at all sound sexual? Cause that was not the intention.

[Kho]

@Muttonhawk That all sounds good. I'll be sure to PM you, Termite and BBeast closer to the time to hash it all out and show that there is/has been a long story set up for it. Even if this particular development only hit me in the face a few months back just as my exams were starting ^^'

[Kho]

Also, just read all of page 15. I think I'd read most of it bar two or three posts before, but damn. That page. Damn.

[Rtron]

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Anyone can be Amy's daddy, he doesn't mind. And trust me, even in death, with what Vestec will be being to him, she'll be jealous.

Edit: Does this at all sound sexual? Cause that was not the intention.

@LokiLeo789

Yes. Yes it does.

[LokiLeo789]

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Yes. Yes it does.

@Rtron

Good, cause I lied. That was my intention. Now you know, no matter what punishment Vestec gives Amy, it'll always be a reward.

God, I need to keep of the edge.

[Kho]

Astartian Urges
In Divinusian psychoanalysis, Astartian urges (or, less commonly, the Astartian urge) is a being's desire, which the mind may or may not keep in the unconscious via dynamic repression depending on the individual in question, to smother anything that is adorable.

[Kho]

The sound of an inward breath preceded Toun's venom returning. Though, this time, it was soundly directed at the god of laughing chaos. "You. I have nothing to prove to you." He narrowed his eye. "Ebb, brother."

Some Mutton Post

I think this establishes strong foundations for the word 'ebb' to become a Divinus swear word. I see you Vec, I ebbing see you, you ebber. You better not ebb off now you're here. Where have you ebbing been, huh? [example of usage, purely. Not because I want to swear at Vec or anything...]

[Muttonhawk]

@Kho Well, that line was meant to refer to a previous post where Toun compared Vestec's efforts to an ineffectual tide against Cornerstone's wall. But it was essentially a prosy way of telling him to fuck off, yeah.

[Rtron]

@Kho Well, that line was meant to refer to a previous post where Toun compared Vestec's efforts to an ineffectual tide against Cornerstone's wall. But it was essentially a prosy way of telling him to fuck off, yeah.

@Muttonhawk

Ah Cornerstone. That's on the list don't you worry.

[Kho]

I would like this post. But the smiley I need is something closer to...

My Hider

PREGNANT VESTEC. You just TRUMPed everything Jvan could ever hope to freak out and disgust us with.

[Antarctic Termite]

So while I respect all of you who don't have time to deal with walls of blue-smattered text, if you're at all interested in Jvan's story, I feel like you should read this one and not spoil it too loudly OOC. The summary is really good bonus content though.

Chiral Phi looks better the further back you stand.

"To this rock," said Phi, flipping herself off

@Antarctic Termite

we could've ended this collab right there, tbh

[Scarifar]

What an interesting development this latest post has.