What is this movie about? (New thread game)

[KaiserElectric]

The Avengers team up to throw a birthday party for Ultron, but hilarity ensues when they forget how old he is and they hurry to get a cake made before the party starts.

Gods of Egypt

[Pfroggy1]

The full mythos of Egyptian lore complete with every surprising turn imaginable in ancient mythology. The film features cameos from Zeus and the Greek gods, the Norse gods, and the voice of Morgan Freeman as the Burning Bush portrayal of the Hebrew God. The film is sure to be hated by religious groups.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

[MyCatGinger]

The beloved duo of the other half of Team Rocket we're ever shown finally get their own spin off movie (and despite the title, nobody ever seems to get Bob's name right), in which they accidentally kidnap a Snubbull from a daycare, and not a stronger Pokemon.

They are devastated and seek to return the Pokemon and swap it for the trainer's Dragonair, but end up growing attached to the Snubbull and even watching it evolve into a Granbull.

It is a tale of love, letting go, heartbreak, coming of age, and the true meaning of the bond between trainers and their Pokemon, climaxing when Granbull sacrifices the only move left behind from its days as a Snubbull, its days with its old trainer, to force itself to learn rain dance to save Brett and Cassidy from a burning building, and their untimely demise.
It also tells the story for the canonical appearances the trio makes in the series.
A true must for the Pokemon Master in all of us.

The Wolf of Wall Street.

[GodOfWar]

A werewolf is mentally plagued by his appearance in Twilight, and seeks revenge from his master, Donald Trump, on Wall Street.

Avatar

[BlackBishop]

Avatar is a buddy comedy released in the late nineties. Starring Chevy Chase and Eddie Murphy, the film is about an unlikely pair who travel across the country to cash in an out of state lottery ticket. Forgettable moments, cheap laughs and lazy writing ensure this film is a box office flop and leaves movie-goers scratching their heads as to why the heck it's called Avatar.

Weekend at Bernie's

[Pfroggy1]

Weekend at Bernie's is a found footage film of a huge party at Bernie Sanders house where its only millennials and Senator Sanders. At the party, everything from Bernie smoking pot, the millennials planning to physically destroy every bank on Wall Street, and not paying the pizza guy happens. Film ends when someone's drink is spilled onto a laptop.

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

[Gwynbleidd]

A rag-tag crew of words discover an unidentified dictionary, and the mysterious third kind. Wait, there was a second kind?

White Fang

[mdk]

Phillip Yarlan, an up-and-coming dentist with ruthless ambitions and flexible morals, takes the center stage of this taut suspense thriller which explores the dark, cut-throat side of the tooth business.

Cloverfield

[SleepingSilence]

A crude comedy about a two leprechaun's deepest desire to find the legendary 4 leaf clover field, their mother told him about when he was just a wee-lads, when in the end they learn. That all the two really need is each other.

Where The Wild Ones Are

[Shorticus]

Where the Wild Ones Are is a weird story about 18th century British explorers finding a neolithic society dwelling in a hidden jungle located in the cavernous depths of the Earth. They are initially welcomed by the cavemen, but they learn this is only because they are cannibals and our explorers are lunch. It's a bloody struggle to escape the underworld reminiscent of Left 4 Dead against the savagery of these ape-like people and the carnivorous dinosaurs they call pets.

Old Yeller

[TheEvanCat]

An Avenger, Ultron, is insecure about how old he is because he's in a midlife crisis. His friends try to guess it by stalking his Facebook.

Birth of a Nation

[Vilageidiotx]

A biopic about the biblical Jacob, his wife, and the sex life that brought about the twelve tribes of Israel.

The Color Purple

[Shorticus]

The Color Purple is an R-Rated drama about the trials and tribulations of a pimp. It has some humor, but it's considered uncouth and highly racist, and the movie as a whole earned about 10% of what it was worth at the box office.

Big Momma's House

[Vilageidiotx]

A prequel to the hit 2000's medical drama "House", exploring the childhood of the catankourous diagnostician and the relationship he has with his overbearing mother. Watch as Gregy House pops skittles, makes his fellow children cry, and struggles to communicate his precocious thoughts to a mother who treats him like a toddler. Staring Hugh Laurie as Gregy House, Stephen Fry as his mother, and a primary school class from London as themselves.

Snakes on a Plane

[Shorticus]

Snakes on a Plane is an informative documentary on drawn and painted art, especially of understanding concepts like planes and proper shadowing. It also explores how modern Western art came to be what it is. Bob Ross stars in the film and is lauded for not actually talking about "happy little trees" ONCE.

The Magnificent Seven

[mdk]

The true story on which the thriller 'The Number 23' was based. It follows mathematician Walter Pigeon along his descent into paranoia and obsession over the numeral 7, with which he has a nuanced (but 'respectful') relationship. Also Carrie Fischer gets nude twice, so if you're not into number theory, there's always that.

The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

[Shorticus]

The Voyage of the Dawn Treader plays like a Greek akin to the Iliad and is about the adventurers aboard the ship known as the Dawn Treader. Set in the fantasy world of Fandalusia (which sounds conspicuously like Andalusia yet does not resemble Spain at all), this fantasy B-Film feels like the best (and worst) of D&D and Greek Myth smashed into one story. The heroes' adventures bring them face-to-face with wyverns, harpies, cyclopses, manticores, and other such beasties as they sail ever more to the east, where the dawn rises, in hunt of their lost homeland.

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil