What is this movie about? (New thread game)

[Pfroggy1]

This is a new game idea I had. The game is simple. The first person posts a movie title, then the next person (without using firsthand knowledge or looking on the film Wikipedia page) makes up the film synopsis based on the title.

For example.

Person A would post Wayne's World.

Person B would then post that the movie is a film where people with the name Wayne all gang up and take over the world. Then it's up to the non-Wayne's to battle the Wayne's in order to reclaim their world.

Then after B posts, he or she attached the next film the want summarized.

Ok I think you get the idea. Now I'll get the game going...

The Godfather

[Shorticus]

The Godfather is a slice of life comedy about God's life as a father and his relationship with his own father. It's a bit awkward because he's apparently his own dad.

Rush Hour.

[Z2010Deadmeat]

Rush Hour is the story of a man just trying to get to his date on time but keeps getting caught up in one crazy event after another as he drives through town.

Deadpool.

[Shorticus]

Deadpool is set in a high fantasy world beset by a terrible evil. An ancient curse has been unleashed, and the souls of the angry dead now come crawling out of the eponymous Deadpool, a well which connects the mortal realm to the realm of the damned. It will take an alliance of unlikely heroes to put an end to this evil before it consumes all the world...

First Knight.

[mdk]

First Knight is a sophisticated and complicated movie examining the old right of 'Prima Nocta' among nobility. It was a very ambitious and artistic film but its themes were considered controversial and the heavy (non-consensual) sexual content may have prevented the film from gaining mainstream appeal. Despite a disappointing box-office showing, critics applauded the bold and visceral look into the darkness of middle-age society.

Pearl Harbor

[TheMadAsshatter]

Pearl Harbor is a romance drama starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet. Two people, Jack Dawson and Rose Bukater, meet on a cruise ship and over the course of the trip become lovers. The movie is famously known for the "bow of the ship scene" in which Jack holds Rose on the very front of the ship. The trip ends in Pearl Harbor, HI, where the two decide to stay and get married.

Inception

[Astronaut Jones]

Inception is about a wrongfully incarcerated fetus shackled by the belly button, secretly plotting to escape its squishy prison, Shawshank Redemption style.

Shawshank Redemption

[Gwynbleidd]

Shawshank Redemption is a psychological musical set in Punxsutawney, PA where a man named Ned Ryerson confronts childhood trauma that spurred him into becoming a cold-blooded insurance salesman.

Groundhog Day.

[Shorticus]

Groundhog Day is an action-comedy spoof of Independence Day starring groundhogs as the main characters. It is chock full of references to the film it's making fun of. This film's highlight and culmination is when the groundhogs rise up on Groundhog Day and destroy their human enemies with a virus - namely, rabies.

Space Jam.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Space Jam is a space opera drama about the crew of the UNSC Enterprise attempting to discover the difference between space jam and space jell while fending off evil space butter. Its full of sci-fi action, steamy love scenes set to 80's funk, dramatic bass drops and musical numbers involving obscene amounts of toast. Oh and lasers powered by nothing more than love and friendship and mass nuclear genocide.

Seven Years in Tibet

[TheMadAsshatter]

Seven Years in Tibet is a film adaptation of the classic epic of the same name which follows the story of a soldier who invades Tibet and stays there for seven years. Since everyone in Tibet are monks, however, no one fights back, and all of the soldiers withdraw after seven years because they feel bad.

Fight Club.

[ClocktowerEchos]

BITCH AIN'T NOBODY TALKIN BOUT NO FIGHTIN KLUB IN DESE PARTZ!

The Avengers.

[Z2010Deadmeat]

The Avengers is the story of Darth Vader assembling the Infinity Gauntlet to do battle with Mickey Mouse who is forced to recruit a team of superheroes consisting of Batman, Chuck Norris, Master Chief and Meat Shield errr I mean Hawkeye to avenge Alderan after Vader blew it up.

Transformers (2007 Film)

[Shorticus]

Transformers is about a bunch of awkward teens that discover a crashed alien spaceship wherein a magical gem gives them transformative superpowers which they use to battle evil! It's kind of a Power Rangers ripoff.

Black Knight.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Racism in a suit of shining armor.

The Passion of Christ.

[Shorticus]

Jesus gettin' naughty.

Magic Mike.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Mike gettin' naughty.

Boondock Saints.

[mdk]

Mike gettin' naughty.

Boondock Saints.

@ClocktowerEchos

Huey, Riley, and Granddad gettin' nice.

30 Days of Night

[TheMadAsshatter]

A student film taken in the Northernmost point of Alaska, which quite literally is a recording of the 30 days in which there is no sunlight due to it being winter at extremely high latitudes. It is very boring, and nothing even remotely noteworthy happens for the entirety of the film. There is also a $10000 prize for anyone who can watch the entire thing, taking breaks only to eat and sleep.

Casablanca.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Someone fucks up a Mexican casserole.

The Avengers: The Age of Ultron.