WAR!!!

[WAR MULLET]

I HAVE A WAR MULLET! I AM A WARRIOR!

I AM A MASTER OF KNIFE FIGHTING I AM ENTHUSIASTIC IN EXPLOSIVE PROJECTILES!

I WILL DEFEAT YOU IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT! I HAVE A WAR MULLET!

PRAISE ME!

[Azaria Blue]

Eh...welcome?

[ArenaSnow]

I have a pistol.

GG.

[WAR MULLET]

I have a pistol.

GG.

@ArenaSnow

I CAUTION YOU. I HAVE HOSTAGES.

[Sputnik]

I have cake so would you please calm down, or i wont give you any.

[WAR MULLET]

I have cake so would you please calm down, or i wont give you any.

@Sputnik

CAKE IS FOR WEAKLING PACIFISTS!

I CONSUME COMBAT RATIONS!

[Sputnik]

But cake is life. You cannot resist the power of cake.

[WAR MULLET]

But cake is life. You cannot resist the power of cake.

@Sputnik

CAKE IS WEAKNESS. CAKE HOLDS NO POWER, ONLY A ILLUSION OF HAPPINESS AND STABILITY.

CAKE IS A MILESTONE IN A CULTURES DECLINING AGRICULTURE. WHERE RESOURCES SUCH AS EGGS, FLOUR AND DAIRY PRODUCT WOULD BE EXPENDED TO MAKE A COSTLY AND TIME CONSUMING LUXURY. CAKE DOES NOT BRING GENIUNE, LONG TERM HAPPINESS- ONLY A SYNTHETIC SUBSTITUTE!

WAAAR!

[galaxywindpipe]

uhm...Wa..rr..?

[ArenaSnow]

<Snipped quote by ArenaSnow>

I CAUTION YOU. I HAVE HOSTAGES.

@WAR MULLET

I have terrible aim and zero conscience.

[Ninian]

HAVE SOME PRAISE

[SgtEasy]

@WAR MULLET

WAR WAR WARRIE WAR WARRIE WAR WAR WARRIE WARRIE WAR!!! I AM MORE WAR THAN YOU, WAR HOOLIGAN! I AM WAR ITSELF, I HAVE SEEN WAR, I HAVE FELT WAR, I HAVE EVEN *censored* WAR!!! I HAVE MORE WAR THAN YOU, PEASANT! BOW DOWN TO THE MASTER OF GLORY AND WAR, COMMONER! YOU ARE A FISH/BAD HAIRSTYLE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH WAR!

WAR, FFFOOOOOLLLLL

DEATH TO THE PEASANT WAR FOOL!

_{Welcome to the guild my friend ;). If you have questions, come and ask}

[WAR MULLET]

<Snipped quote by WAR MULLET>

I have terrible aim and zero conscience.

@ArenaSnow

You will be promoted.

[WAR MULLET]

@WAR MULLET

WAR WAR WARRIE WAR WARRIE WAR WAR WARRIE WARRIE WAR!!! I AM MORE WAR THAN YOU, WAR HOOLIGAN! I AM WAR ITSELF, I HAVE SEEN WAR, I HAVE FELT WAR, I HAVE EVEN *censored* WAR!!! I HAVE MORE WAR THAN YOU, PEASANT! BOW DOWN TO THE MASTER OF GLORY AND WAR, COMMONER! YOU ARE A FISH/BAD HAIRSTYLE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH WAR!

WAR, FFFOOOOOLLLLL

DEATH TO THE PEASANT WAR FOOL!

_{Welcome to the guild my friend ;). If you have questions, come and ask}

@SgtEasy

THIS MEANS WAAAR!

[WAR MULLET]

HAVE SOME PRAISE

@Ninian

CLARIFY YOUR STATEMENT OR BE SUBJECT TO EXECUTION FOR INCOMPETENCE.

[Ninian]

@WAR MULLET

WAR MULLET IS THE WORLDS GREATEST RULER EVER

[SgtEasy]

@Ninian

THAT IS FALSE! I AM BEST LEADER IN WORLD!

@WAR MULLET

WAAAAAAAARRRR

[Vordak]

@WAR MULLET This place has an arena. We war people there until their brains are warred out of their skulls. You are welcome to visit.

[Dinh AaronMk]

You have economic depression caused by extensive expenditures by the home-state to maintain a state of continued warfare, thereby upsetting the peasants and limiting the strength of the state to stay the course.

Thereby, I am the rival prince who will destroy the overburdened state.

[Vermillion]

@WAR MULLET