WAR!!!

[WAR MULLET]

@WAR MULLET

@Vermillion

THANK YOU, YOUR KIND WORDS HAVE BEEN GREATLEY APPRECIATED.

[WAR MULLET]

@Ninian

THAT IS FALSE! I AM BEST LEADER IN WORLD!

@WAR MULLET

WAAAAAAAARRRR

@SgtEasy

I AM CONTENT WITH THIS SO LONG AS I AGREE WITH YOUR CAUSE.

I AM A SOLDIER, NOT A POLITICIAN.

[WAR MULLET]

@WAR MULLET This place has an arena. We war people there until their brains are warred out of their skulls. You are welcome to visit.

@Vordak

I WILL SEE YOU THERE, I WILL KILL YOU.

[SgtEasy]

@WAR MULLET

MY CAUSE IS WAR! SO I WAGE WAR ON YOU, WAR IMBECI- wait. You agreed. Cool.

WAAAAAARRRRR

[WAR MULLET]

You have economic depression caused by extensive expenditures by the home-state to maintain a state of continued warfare, thereby upsetting the peasants and limiting the strength of the state to stay the course.

Thereby, I am the rival prince who will destroy the overburdened state.

@Dinh AaronMk

I AM LOYAL TO THE STATE, I AM A SOLDIER AND I WILL CONTINUE TO FOLLOW ORDERS AND FIGHT FOR MY NATION... UNLESS ANOTHER NATION CAN PAY ME MORE AND GURANTEE A GREATER QUALITY OF LIFE.

[WAR MULLET]

@WAR MULLET

MY CAUSE IS WAR! SO I WAGE WAR ON YOU, WAR IMBECI- wait. You agreed. Cool.

WAAAAAARRRRR

@SgtEasy

I WILL MURDER YOU!

[SgtEasy]

@WAR MULLET

I WILL PAY YOU A GRAND TOTAL OF TEN MORE CENTS THAN THE OTHER GUY!

[WAR MULLET]

@WAR MULLET

I WILL PAY YOU A GRAND TOTAL OF TEN MORE CENTS THAN THE OTHER GUY!

@SgtEasy

WHAT ELSE DO YOU OFFER?

[SgtEasy]

@WAR MULLET

UH.... THE ABILITY TO WAAAARRRRR YOUR FOES!

[Sombrero]

I HAVE A HAT! I AM AN EX-SHAOLIN!

I AM A MASTER OF HAND-FIGHTING AND AM VERY ENTHUSIASTIC WITH WEAPONS THAT CAUSE BLOOD!

I WILL COUNTER-DEFEAT YOUR COMBATTIVE MEASURES! I HAVE A HAT!

PRAISE ME INSTEAD

[Vordak]

I HAVE A HAT! I AM AN EX-SHAOLIN!

@Sombrero

...Kung Lao?

[Sombrero]

Does Kung Lao have skin?