Suddenly I want to have a kid very badly.

[Awson]

I just realized this.

A kid will be the only one who will honestly point out what's weird about me right to my face.

[ClocktowerEchos]

I dunno, the internet seems to be exceptionally good at that stuff too.

[Awson]

I dunno, the internet seems to be exceptionally good at that stuff too.

@ClocktowerEchos

You never know how big of a problem your problems are when they're pointed out on the Internet.

The Internet will make your tiniest scratches sound like gaping wounds. Because people want to hurt you.

Your tiny problems sound just as bad as your mega problems. When you learn to ignore the exaggerated ones, you also can accidentally ignore the real ones.

[BrobyDDark]

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You never know how big of a problem your problems are when they're pointed out on the Internet.

The Internet will make your tiniest scratches sound like gaping wounds. Because people want to hurt you.

Your tiny problems sound just as bad as your mega problems. When you learn to ignore the exaggerated ones, you also can accidentally ignore the real ones.

@Awson

I agree with you.

A kid actually believes the shit they say, and you know them and are likely to take it to heart.

[Shorticus]

I really don't know why you want a goat.

[Vilageidiotx]

I really don't know why you want a goat.

@Shorticus

[Antarctic Termite]

I just realized this.

A kid will be the only one who will honestly point out what's weird about me right to my face.

@Awson

On the other hand, if they grow up with you, your weirdness and flaws will seem normal to them. They won't realise that you're not the norm until later.

[Lord Wraith]

On the other hand, if they grow up with you, your weirdness and flaws will seem normal to them. They won't realise that you're not the norm until later.

@Antarctic Termite

The obvious solution here is to kidnap someone else's kid.

[Hank]

Or you can just go to the playground, lure all the children away with candy and ask their honest opinion in a group therapy session in the back of your van.

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then you kill them

[Smink]

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You never know how big of a problem your problems are when they're pointed out on the Internet.

The Internet will make your tiniest scratches sound like gaping wounds. Because people want to hurt you.

Your tiny problems sound just as bad as your mega problems. When you learn to ignore the exaggerated ones, you also can accidentally ignore the real ones.

@Awson

You got to filter out the truth.

[Larfleeze]

Just buy a puppy, fam. They're practically the same thing.

[Rusalka]

@Hank What he said

[Vilageidiotx]

And the kid only really constitutes one perspective flawed by lack of experience; they aren't truth-bots or anythings. Kids will say things because they think it is funny, even if it has nothing to do with anything.

The healthier thing to do would be stop obsessing about shit and just do whatever you do.

[Awson]

The healthier thing to do would be stop obsessing about shit and just do whatever you do.

@Vilageidiotx

>just be healthy

Always the correct answer.

But the most realistic? I don't know about that...

[Vilageidiotx]

You can only try.

[Shorticus]

just do whatever you do.

DO YOU WANT KIDS?

THIS IS HOW YOU GET KIDS.