Well I'm dead

[Keyguyperson]

I'm on the second floor of my school, a tornado is coming straight for us, and all the walls are glass. I'm literally going to die here.

Send spicy memes to ease my passing.

[Rusalka]

Holy shit dude! I'll be sure to keep you in my thoughts. Hope everything doesn't go to shit!

[BrobyDDark]

[Keyguyperson]

@BrobyDDark

Thanks fam, I can die in peace now.

Holy shit dude! I'll be sure to keep you in my thoughts. Hope everything doesn't go to shit!

@Rusalka

ACTUALLY thanks.

[Keyguyperson]

Update: We left, and in the parking lot, another warning came in and a funnel cloud was reported near us. An actual tornado was apparently in the same county I live in, and there's a guy outside who just said that there's one coming right for us RIGHT NOW.

Also, it's supposedly an F3.

At least I'm not next to windows anymore. In in the music room, and the teacher is recording, so at least we get some live music to die to.

[AlteredTundra]

Update: We left, and in the parking lot, another warning came in and a funnel cloud was reported near us. An actual tornado was apparently in the same county I live in, and there's a guy outside who just said that there's one coming right for us RIGHT NOW.

Also, it's supposedly an F3.

At least I'm not next to windows anymore. In in the music room, and the teacher is recording, so at least we get some live music to die to.

@Keyguyperson

What song is the teacher recording?

[Keyguyperson]

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What song is the teacher recording?

@Altered Tundra

Beats me.

Also, as an extra update, the warning was lifted (apparently the rumors of a tornado were just that, rumors) and I left. Literally ten seconds later the car starts shaking because of all the rain. As a side note of that, IT'S RAININ SIDEWAYS.

[AlteredTundra]

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Beats me.

Also, as an extra update, the warning was lifted (apparently the rumors of a tornado were just that, rumors) and I left. Literally ten seconds later the car starts shaking because of all the rain. As a side note of that, IT'S RAININ SIDEWAYS.

@Keyguyperson

Glad to hear you get to live yet another day. I hear dying would suck, so it's great you're not that.

[Keyguyperson]

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Glad to hear you get to live yet another day. I hear dying would suck, so it's great you're not that.

@Altered Tundra

Yeah, we should be fine right about now. Devil's beating his wife though, so that makes this the first time I've actually seen that.

[Vilageidiotx]

Devil's beating his wife though, so that makes this the first time I've actually seen that.

@Keyguyperson

Actually, if you get to see that, I think that means you are dead.

[Awson]

Those in glass houses shouldn't tornado.

[NotAMouse]

yo homie u still alive or nah

[Keyguyperson]

@Taaj
Yup, I survived.

It's funny though, half the school was on the second floor, and they're insisting that nobody was ever put there. It'll be fun to hear all the complaints.

[NotAMouse]

@Taaj
Yup, I survived.

It's funny though, half the school was on the second floor, and they're insisting that nobody was ever put there. It'll be fun to hear all the complaints.

@Keyguyperson

inb4 your school is shut down

[Keyguyperson]

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inb4 your school is shut down

@Taaj

I hope so. All the math teachers in particular can't actually teach, it would be nice to let everyone at what's supposed to be a STEM school be able to learn math.

[ClocktowerEchos]

@KeyguypersonAt least you're okay mate :D

[Ruby Rose]

Holy crackers, I'm glad you're okay!

[Shorticus]

@Taaj
Yup, I survived.

It's funny though, half the school was on the second floor, and they're insisting that nobody was ever put there. It'll be fun to hear all the complaints.

@Keyguyperson

Dude. Let me be 100% serious: report that shit.

Back when I was in grade school / Jr. High, there was tons of shit that went down at the schools I went to that nobody actually reported. Kids having their government-issued lunches taken away from them because they talked in the cafeteria line? Check. Kids being given detention for buying meals for other kids? Check. Safety hazards ignored? Check. Hell, someone I knew was in a high school class where grades were literally being bought! Your letter grade for the biggest class project was determined by how many year books you bought! And the worst part is a lot of this stuff just HAPPENED, and nothing was done about it until folks I knew were encouraged to complain.

If they put kids on a fucking glass floor during a tornado, you need to tell every-fucking-one you know about it. I'm sure you already are - you're talking about it here, after all - but I mean you need to get word to the school board, because that's some highly stupid, highly unsafe, potentially lethal shit.

Forgive my potty mouth. I'm angry now.

[Polymorpheus]

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