We are declaring war on mexico!

[Arawak]

Trump will declare war on Mexico when he gets elected. I am absolutely certain of it at this point.

Most likely he'll get impeached before that, but since this is spam i'll ignore common sense and ask the question anyways.

What are your plans for when the US invades Mexico?

[BrobyDDark]

I'm all for conquering other nations for America.

If it comes to that, I'll buy some land in Mexico and make a tortilla chip factory and make billions. After 40 years, once my wealth and empire has increased considerably, and I have become a widely hated person for the shitty things I do, such as forcefully taking land in Ireland, being an insufferable cockmonger, etc, I will run for president, and build a wall between the US and Europe.

[Vilageidiotx]

I'm all for conquering other nations for America.

If it comes to that, I'll buy some land in Mexico and make a tortilla chip factory and make billions. After 40 years, once my wealth and empire has increased considerably, and I have become a widely hated person for the shitty things I do, such as forcefully taking land in Ireland, being an insufferable cockmonger, etc, I will run for president, and build a wall between the US and Europe.

@BrobyDDark

Wouldn't conquering Mexico be counterproductive to his plan of "Get the Mexicans out of the country."?

[Keyguyperson]

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Wouldn't conquering Mexico be counterproductive to his plan of "Get the Mexicans out of the country."?

@Vilageidiotx

There's no illegal immigration if we own the entire planet.

My plan, incidentally, is to just wait until the inevitable nuclear war and move to Cuba. Because nobody wants to nuke Cuba anymore, and its nice and close.

[KnightShade]

There's no illegal immigration if we own the entire planet.

@Keyguyperson

What about the illegal aliens? Let's build a wall around the solar system.

[MeredithMartin]

real men conquer canada. conquering mexico is for pussies

[Dinh AaronMk]

But then Trump forgets he has a 0 stability America and war makes that basically -3 now.

[Keyguyperson]

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What about the illegal aliens? Let's build a wall around the solar system.

@KnightShade

There's no illegal aliens if you conquer all the alien planets.

Let's just conquer all of reality.

[ClocktowerEchos]

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There's no illegal aliens if you conquer all the alien planets.

Let's just conquer all of reality.

@Keyguyperson

What about the Great Old Ones?

I don't think Cuthulu will take nicely to being anschluss'd

[Dinh AaronMk]

Then we implement the Elder Solution.

[NotAMouse]

But if Trump declares war on Mexico, what happens to all the delicious taco stands around the country?

tyranny, i say

[Monkeypants]

Well, it wont be a long war because peoples attention will quickly divert when the Kardashians do anything.

GG Mexico, you're owned when the Ellen show comes on.

[SleepingSilence]

9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB! THERE'S SPIDERS IN OUR CHEWING GUM! AND THE DISH RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON! *SHRIEKS LIKE A LUNATIC*

[Arawak]

And I got a birth certificate with your ass on it.

[Vilageidiotx]

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There's no illegal immigration if we own the entire planet.

My plan, incidentally, is to just wait until the inevitable nuclear war and move to Cuba. Because nobody wants to nuke Cuba anymore, and its nice and close.

@Keyguyperson

Yeh, but who really cares about the illegality part of it? Doing a few illegal things is one of the cornerstones of being an American. It's how Mexican the immigrants are that has people up in arms. Hell, the fact there are so many Mexicans in Mexico is largely why we didn't annex Mexico the first time we invaded as conquered them.

[ButtsnBalls]

NAFTA, not even once.