[OOC] Dark god Darko welcomes challangers

[Starfall]

@Mikellh Dejax

Do it, that Drifting Pollen girl has been OOC for too long, someone really needs to punch her in the gob.

[Mikellh Dejax]

@Starfall @Drifting Pollen
lol yeah. I'll do so when I regain interest in battles. Also, I just realized Eubeal left his tux with Eleanor, just have her return it to him at a later time. By later time, I mean when we battle.

[Negatomsk]

Is it finally dead?! Can the thread finally move on?! Thank GOD!

[Starfall]

@Negatomsk

Don't worry bro, this isn't the first time someone has trapped me in a time warp. Luckily I know exactly how to deal with this shit.

[MelonHead]

In the immortal words of our skeletal T1 Grandfather

You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust.
They really drive you insane.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.

It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No not at all.

In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention.
Well secluded I see all...

@Skallagrim

This has been a barrel of laughs to witness thus far, I love IC sass, I stopped doing it a long time ago in favour of just calling people out in OOC instead, so the fight at least looks clean from the outside. But IC sass is hilarious.

[Starfall]

I know that after all these years I shouldn't but I still find it absolutely mind boggling that there are people who think it's okay to just rewrite entire sequences because they felt like they're losing. I also find it hilarious he thinks I'll agree to a coin flip.

I'll keep writing the same defense until my fingers fall off, I have justice on my side!

[Doc Doctor]

@Starfall

I'm not rewriting, I'm simply playing your game by allowing my character time to react to literally everything, just like you. You don't even read my posts all the way through and you try to manipulate my posts. Hell, you didn't even bother with posting your character profile. The only thing I've been doing wrong is copying your play style. I guess though there isn't a word in your style that correlates to "react", just "rewrite" and only when someone besides yourself is doing it.

What's more, I can prove I'm right. How about it?

[Negatomsk]

...Doc in most of your posts you fail to respond to half of the attacks leveled against you, or you continue on with your actions as if automatically assuming that your opponent will always be forced to stop what they're doing.

You're trying to decide, via coin flip, if you can overwhelm someone else's senses instead of asking in OOC or sending a PM asking for any sort of clarification as to how those senses work.

[Doc Doctor]

@Negatomsk

Okay, I will prove it. Pay attention now, I know it's hard.

Let's start with the first real altercation between the two.
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Take note of what I've underlined and circled. That part is important. Now here is Star's response.
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So how about that? She totally misinterpreted it and somehow managed to toss in a cheesy attempt at playing my character for me. At no point did the Magna Pater even come remotely close to clotheslining her, least of all with its left wing. What I did was offer up a potential move that the monster seemed likely to do as it neared, which it actually did do in the next post.
Now let's keep going, okay? Still paying attention?
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So this is when it gets into melee range, before Satori had swung out at it. Star had been anticipating everything in advance and stating so in her actions, but I just wasn't letting my character be railroaded along by what she wanted to do. After all, free will is a thing, right? So, here is her response.
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And surprise, surprise, her response involves her having not understood or misinterpreted my post /again/. Instead of making a coherent response, she hints that I backtracked (when in the previous post I literally proved that I didn't) and decided to change the momentum of her hammer mid-swing after stating that she had already swung, when my character's action was before that. She even tosses in a logical fallacy by stating she both knew what the monster was going to do and didn't know at the same time, somehow turning this to her advantage and using it to know about the secret attack. I don't know either, so don't ask.
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Some more logical fallacies, some hypocrisy, you know, the usual. Pater is such a meany. He's so fast and slow at the same time, and ought to use more cunning and less overwhelming speed. Now excuse me while I do absolutely nothing but swing my massively hypersonic hammer as hot as the sun and let shadows autoblock everything.
Anyways, a little later the fight goes to the ground.
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Typical gross monster shit, I came up with the Band-Aid Attack on the spot. Thanks to Star for inspiring me there.
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So some more hypocritical stuff about simplicity, more misinterpreting and rewriting my actions to suit her better, and of course blatantly ignoring a power that is even specifically listed on the Magna Pater's character profile, shown below.
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So I rest my case now, and humbly retire from this particular thread. May it continue in many freaky ways, to Darko's satisfaction.

[Drifting Pollen]

Yeahhh, probably best I step in here.

@Doc Doctor
With Eubeal gone, would the Malocchio still be switching his and Eleanor's sight, or can we consider him just completely vanished for now?

EDIT: never mind. Should have intervened sooner, I knew this was going to happen...

[Doc Doctor]

@Drifting Pollen

Elly is free and stuff. She can now keep looking at those Tiger Beat magazines.

[Drifting Pollen]

@Drifting Pollen

Elly is free and stuff. She can now keep looking at those Tiger Beat magazines.

@Doc Doctor

Wh-what?! I never mentioned she had those!

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How did you know?

[Starfall]

Please don't compare your style to mine, that is legitimately insulting.

The main difference between you and me is that I react and you retract. I put legitimate effort into including your character as a viable member of the roleplay by reacting to your nonsense before I finally got tired of it. Most if not all of my defensive pieces were placed on the board and have been in play since the beginning of this engagement if not the thread itself, even if you failed to notice them until later they were always primed to react to your offense. Meanwhile when you aren't trying to fit entire actions into your previous turn you are retracting your previous actions to better suit your needs, and that's if we're lucky enough for you to react at all.

The thing you don't seem to get is that if you retract your action you also retract my reaction. In simple language every time you decided that you were throwing instead of swiping or screaming instead of licking you left the same defense I used before free to keep defending. You never committed to removing my options from play, you never seemed to plan beyond the moment, and your moves rarely connected to one another in a meaningful way. If something didn't work you just rewound time and tried again, why would I change my game plan for that, not only do I not have to but you made it clear that if I did you wouldn't give a flying fuck about it anyways.

I'm not entirely sure you're being malicious with this either. I mean there are points where you blatantly go out of your way to disrespect what your opponent wrote but I feel like a legitimate powergamer would have done something clever with all of the chances you've been given. I had one guy delete my character's profile to remove all of my powers from play, it was hilarious especially considering my profile was still posted for everyone to see, but there was something of an idea hiding beneath the mountain of salt. You spent three turns straight charging a defensive formation that you acknowledged was there, never attempting to bypass it or even destroy it, and only once attempting to disregard it.

You could make a legitimate complaint about Satori's versatility but in this thread the GM has an entire army of monsters and one of the party is/was a legitimate reality bender. It's not my fault you decided to join with an overstuffed snausage whose major selling point is that he sweats a lot and somehow thought you could bully everyone else into submission, and if you had joined with one of your character creator monstrosities it might have worked, but as it stands you're playing something that doesn't even legs or arms against characters who don't even need arms and legs. Besides even if you really wanted to complain about her kit, it's readily available in other threads and you had plenty of time to reconsider joining after I posted, but she's only really used two of a dozen plus tools available to her.

Sorry, not sorry.

[Starfall]

Hold onto your dookie, it's about to get spooky.

So how about that? She totally misinterpreted it and somehow managed to toss in a cheesy attempt at playing my character for me. At no point did the Magna Pater even come remotely close to clotheslining her, least of all with its left wing. What I did was offer up a potential move that the monster seemed likely to do as it neared, which it actually did do in the next post.

perhaps with a fusillade of terrible, reaping swings.

Before I get started I'd like to point out that was my tenth post out of sixteen. Could I have been more forthcoming with questions? Yes. Had you been acting like an asshole for the other nine posts? Double yes. Was I rolling with your bullshit to try and facilitate a decent roleplay? Double dog yes.

That said this example is funny because I actually discussed it with Nega before I posted and that was largely because you provided so few details I wasn't entirely sure how to respond. So before this you dodged my attack by charging forward and to the right. This already constitutes an etiquette issue because you are indirectly stating that your character is so fast you can actually charge into my line of fire and still have time to dodge, effectively making Satori look like a retard.

But okay rolling with it.

At this point there is less than fifteen feet distance between them, I didn't mention the exact numbers but in my previous post Satori was approaching and I never mentioned her stopping. The Pater is nine feet long and described as impossibly fast meaning that distance is nothing to him, just laying down would have covered two thirds of the space, which is also exactly why Satori was approaching slowly and not charging. When you came in with your swings you did not mention getting back in line with Satori(who was firing straight ahead) and actually went so far as to mention getting past her to attack Eubeal. So were you just assuming I would get out of the way, a bold assumption considering Satori's widely publicized relentless advance strategy, or did you just think you would be able to steam roll her? Both etiquette issues.

Okay, rolling with it, you probably meant he was passing her by right?

After that you don't really describe anything about these swings. I get that they're wild and uncontrolled, or at least they were meant to appear that way, but as a roleplayer if I am to react to you properly I need absolutes. When you don't provide those to me I make them for myself and as you learned they don't always turn out in your favor. That said when I think reaping I think scythes and you don't collect with a scythe by swinging up and down, you reap with a side to side motion, which fits with him looking to pass her by. And if you are passing someone by and swinging from side to side it looks a lot like a clothesline.

Whoops, I guess, my bad. But you should know by now that if you don't include details then your opponent gets to do it for you.

That didn't matter anyways because you were actually going to fling snot at her head, which you forgot was defended, and then became its own can of worms. But that was a single set of actions in a single post of yours that was vague and dismissive at once. A very impressive feat to pull off considering how little you write on average. I could continue, I could sit here and build a case against you so absolutely destructive towards your roleplaying ability that the jury would likely swing in your favor out of pity, and I would enjoy it because it would be an act of justice. But I wont because well I just don't feel like it, because I put a lot of effort into rolling with your nonsense and now some part of me is holding out hope that you are actually just too dumb and/or drunk to realize how much of a turnoff the way you treat others is, so sit there and think about it.

[MelonHead]

looooooooooooooool

[Starfall]

Whoops dub post. But while I'm at it I'd like to point out that providing a set of actions that your character could do is fucking stupid. This isn't a choose your own adventure book. If that's how a roleplay works we'd be better off holding a debate, it'd waste less time and get to the point a lot quicker.

In fact there's a fighting style exactly like that. It's called Hero Style. It's the worst and I'm the champion, because I am also the worst.

Think about it.

[Doc Doctor]

@Starfall

React and retract are just words, and ones you seem to think can be applied with positive or negative connotations at your leisure despite the circumstances. I proved that I didn't retract at all, and that you were the one power gaming, reversing actions, and misreading just about everything whilst sewing poorly veiled insults into every post.

But since you are so bad at reading my posts, you probably just skimmed over everything so far and intend to again try to twist my meanings around. Good job on that, and whatnot.

You started insulting me first, forget that not, and only because I attempted to accommodate your power trip. Do you even know what hypocrite means?

I'll bite though. Let's address your "proof".

"This already constitutes an etiquette issue because you are indirectly stating that your character is so fast you can actually charge into my line of fire and still have time to dodge, effectively making Satori look like a retard."

Go look up what a "slip" in boxing is, a word I described Pater's action with. Okay, crushed that point.
Side Note: Just because I avoid an attack easily, you take it as a personal insult?
I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do for you about that.

"After that you don't really describe anything about these swings. I get that they're wild and uncontrolled, or at least they were meant to appear that way, but as a roleplayer if I am to react to you properly I need absolutes. When you don't provide those to me I make them for myself and as you learned they don't always turn out in your favor. That said when I think reaping I think scythes and you don't collect with a scythe by swinging up and down, you reap with a side to side motion, which fits with him looking to pass her by. And if you are passing someone by and swinging from side to side it looks a lot like a clothesline"

I said what I meant and meant what I said. If you can't comprehend what wild swings are and your first instinct is to redefine them as a left clothesline, then well... Honestly, you reasoning has me baffled.

"That didn't matter anyways because you were actually going to fling snot at her head, which you forgot was defended, and then became its own can of worms. But that was a single set of actions in a single post of yours that was vague and dismissive at once. A very impressive feat to pull off considering how little you write on average. I could continue, I could sit here and build a case against you so absolutely destructive towards your roleplaying ability that the jury would likely swing in your favor out of pity, and I would enjoy it because it would be an act of justice. But I wont because well I just don't feel like it, because I put a lot of effort into rolling with your nonsense and now some part of me is holding out hope that you are actually just too dumb and/or drunk to realize how much of a turnoff the way you treat others is, so sit there and think about it."

You do realise that I've reached that conclusion already, as pertaining to you? Perhaps I'm just not used to someone that can somehow play a character with autoblocking powers whose only technique consists of swinging a blunt object really hard, and yet still consider them self sane after dissing an opponent that was actually trying to be creative.

At any rate, I've already went through the trouble of constructing that "absolutely destructive" argument you have theorized about. It's the one with all the pretty screenshots, and I gave no qualms about posting it a second time.

However...

I must concede to you on one point. It was dickish of me to hog up the roleplay and shift attention away from the plot by trying to fuck with everyone.

I can only hope that I didn't wind up killing this thread for Thantos. Hell, I probably did.

[Starfall]

Go look up what a "slip" in boxing is, a word I described Pater's action with. Okay, crushed that point.

"I don't need to describe my actions." Squished.

I said what I meant and meant what I said. If you can't comprehend what wild swings are and your first instinct is to redefine them as a left clothesline, then well... Honestly, you reasoning has me baffled.

"My opponent doesn't need to know what I'm doing to respond." Trampled.

Perhaps I'm just not used to someone that can somehow play a character with autoblocking powers whose only technique consists of swinging a blunt object really hard, and yet still consider them self sane after dissing an opponent that was actually trying to be creative.

"But please put effort into playing with me." Crushed.

Well you sure showed me. I guess that's the end of this conversation.

[Doc Doctor]

Well you sure showed me. I guess that's the end of this conversation.

@Starfall

This isn't middle school and I'm not your teacher. If your reading comprehension is this poor, go invest in a picture book rather than in roleplay. I've provided my proof already and need nothing else. Consider it a token of good will that I stopped interfering with Darko's plot and didn't impress how Satori hadn't become a helplessly insane vegetable during her nap after having Slimy's toxins admitted into her system and not knowing to purge them beforehand, with said toxins being immune to conventional supernatural healing. At any rate, glad we can finally agree on something. Have a nice day.