I know where you are

[idlehands]

You're all out there playing Starbound or Minecraft...Darksouls.

I see how it is.

No, no...we'll be fine here...alone. Go ahead, have your fun.

[NotAMouse]

no i'm just drunk on tumblr sorry

[Card]

I'm here.

I'm just talking to people and listening to music

[idlehands]

Taaj said
no i'm just drunk on tumblr sorry

I"m drunk on Jim Beam

[natsumehack]

I hate those games.

[NotAMouse]

idlehands said
I"m drunk on Jim Beam

druuuunk in looooooooove

no beyonce stahp

idle

entertain me

pls

[idlehands]

How about we drink and tell embarrassing stories that'll in no way be remembered the next day.

[NotAMouse]

idlehands said
How about we drink and tell embarrassing stories that'll in no way be remembered the next day.

Once I blacked out at a party and gave a girl I barely know a lapdance.

The next day we had a class together and I couldn't remember what had happened the night before and it was awkward.

[Slingshot]

I once got a bj from a girl in a chick-fil-a parking lot. Probably one of the most sacrilegious things you can do.

[idlehands]

Awkward. Did she say anything to you? Or was it that 'don't make eye contact' like after a bad one night stand?

I once got really drunk and blacked out in the backyard of the host. They had a great lawn, really nice and plush.

[idlehands]

Slingshot said
I once got a bj from a girl in a chick-fil-a parking lot. Probably one of the most sacrilegious things you can do.

No it would be worse if it had been a bj from a man.

[Slingshot]

Damn Idle I didn't know you were homophobic.

[KuroTenshi]

I have no embarrassing stories of this caliber :p

Good day

[idlehands]

Slingshot said
Damn Idle I didn't know you were homophobic.

I'm not but Chik-fil-a is.

[idlehands]

KuroTenshi said
I have no embarrassing stories of this caliber :pGood day

No, get back in here!

You have totally funny awkward stories.

[Card]

The only alcohol related story is the time my dad offered me my first beer and I was like "nah."

I have awkward stories, but I don't think they're that funny. Or I can't make them that funny.

[Beatrix]

I'm here... Kinda. I'm still brainstorming for my dark elf character back story. It will have smexietimez in it. And I'm also in Esper's tc.

[idlehands]

Cringing is just as good, go for it Card.

Mine wasn't funny either. It was just something that happened and it was kind of embarrassing but not like shit my pants embarrassing.

[Jorick]

Slingshot said
I once got a bj from a girl in a chick-fil-a parking lot. Probably one of the most sacrilegious things you can do.

Not even close to the most sacrilegious things you can do. How about doing things on the grounds of an actual church rather than the parking lot of a business owned by religious people? How about doing things with a priest or nun or whatever? How about engaging in homosexual relations on a pile of holy texts?

So many things you could do to be more sacrilegious than getting head in a parking lot.

[aza]

Shit man I'm just sitting here listening to some of the bullshit I've recorded.