I know where you are

[Dervish]

Goldmarble said
Drunken embarrassing stories!Back when when I was 22 or so, I was up in Northern Alberta. I was working two jobs, busting my ass during the day, and din't really know anyone other than my sister and her friends. Being Northern Alberta, there is sweet fuck all to do, other than go to the 1 club in the surrounding 100+ km, and get shittered. So, that's what we did. Go to the club, 2 double shots of whiskey, then two pitchers of whiskey and coke would get me drunk enough to dance. One night...I think there might have been another double or two in there....I was at the stage of drunkeness that no fucks were given. So random "hot chick" started grinding on me. Problem: me being a young, inexperienced shut in, awkward as hell didn't know what to do.....so just went with it. Then got thirst and walked away. Seriously, just left her in the middle of the dance floor, walked to the bar, and got myself another pitcher of whiskey and coke, sat down, and drank.Course, all I remember is that she was shorter than me (and I'm 5'8"), was blonde, and not fat (vague memory is vague). So, considering that this club was notorious for letting minors in? Also that STDs fly around there like flies on a carcass? Maybe it was for the best....still awkward as hell though.

I was expecting this story to end when you discovered she was a he all along.

I'll think up stories, there isn't a huge amount that are that amusing. Although, my friend getting roofied by a chick at the bar was pretty hilarious, except for trying to haul his drugged ass back to the apartment when he had about 40 pounds on my other friend and I.

[K-97]

See I wish I was less of an introvert, older and more awkward so I could join this but I'm not.

[idlehands]

Nothing embarrassing has ever happened to you?

[Cpt Toellner]

-My prom date in junior year started making out with another dude then I drove her home for reasons I still don't understand.

-Me and my friend went out girl searching a few years ago. Eventually I just went to bed but he found a 5/10 chubby girl and started getting busy in the room while I slept. He puked before second base, I woke up, helped her clean up and had laundry-room sex.

-There was the girl in town that was really bad news for me and previously mentioned friend, she played us both and ended up going for some douche. One night I was traveling between two college parties. This gave the drunk me the idea that riding a bike back and fourth would be a good idea. On the way back home, I saw this girl and her shitty friends, being drunk as fuck, I fliped her off as I passed her yelling "FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!" and ran straight into one of those cement parking stop things.

[Goldmarble]

Blitzkrieg said
-My prom date in junior year started making out with another dude then I drove her home for reasons I still don't understand.

-Me and my friend went out girl searching a few years ago. Eventually I just went to bed but he found a 5/10 chubby girl and started getting busy in the room while I slept. He puked before second base, I woke up, helped her clean up and had laundry-room sex.

-There was the girl in town that was really bad news for me and previously mentioned friend, she played us both and ended up going for some douche. One night I was traveling between two college parties. This gave the drunk me the idea that riding a bike back and fourth would be a good idea. On the way back home, I saw this girl and her shitty friends, being drunk as fuck, I fliped her off as I passed her yelling "FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!" and ran straight into one of those cement parking stop things.

-Hmmm....not that awkward or embarrassing. Just being too damn nice for your own good.

-Keepin' it classy I see.

-....HAH!

[Halo]

Last party I was at, some guy with a concave chest lay down on the ground, and we all took turns drinking cheap red wine from the hollow. All 20-30 of us. We were all very, very, very drunk.
This Saturday is my friend's 18th party, and we're considering hiring a male stripper to randomly turn up at some point during the night. No idea when, all my friend'll hear is a ring on the doorbell, and on the doorstep will be a semi-naked man wearing a naval officer's uniform who's all too eager to show his "new recruit" the ropes.

[Queen Raidne]

There was the time that I was handcuffed to Boyfriend's bed when his roommate comes knocking on the door. That was entertaining.

[stark]

Jorick said
How about doing things on the grounds of an actual church rather than the parking lot of a business owned by religious people?

If only you knew.

[NotAMouse]

Sherlock Holmes said
If only you knew.

O_O

[Slingshot]

I know a dude who had sex with another dude in a church bathroom.

[NotAMouse]

A few months ago at a party, I got pretty drunk and decided that I absolutely HAD to walk around the house twelve times. This was in the midst of fall, so I got really distracted and entertained by kicking the leaves as I walked. Eventually I'd created a mini race-track trail through the yard, and people started walking through it, too. When I was done walking in circles around the house I laid down in the front yard next to some people who were smoking cigars. I didn't want to get up when they decided to go back inside so one of them eventually picked me up and carried me inside, got me a glass of water, and made sure I sobered up properly. And by some twist of fate we are now dating.

[stark]

Taaj said
O_O

[andromedene]

Goldmarble said
Drunken embarrassing stories!Back when when I was 22 or so, I was up in Northern Alberta. I was working two jobs, busting my ass during the day, and din't really know anyone other than my sister and her friends. Being Northern Alberta, there is sweet fuck all to do, other than go to the 1 club in the surrounding 100+ km, and get shittered. So, that's what we did. Go to the club, 2 double shots of whiskey, then two pitchers of whiskey and coke would get me drunk enough to dance. One night...I think there might have been another double or two in there....I was at the stage of drunkeness that no fucks were given. So random "hot chick" started grinding on me. Problem: me being a young, inexperienced shut in, awkward as hell didn't know what to do.....so just went with it. Then got thirst and walked away. Seriously, just left her in the middle of the dance floor, walked to the bar, and got myself another pitcher of whiskey and coke, sat down, and drank.Course, all I remember is that she was shorter than me (and I'm 5'8"), was blonde, and not fat (vague memory is vague). So, considering that this club was notorious for letting minors in? Also that STDs fly around there like flies on a carcass? Maybe it was for the best....still awkward as hell though.

Fort Mac?

[NotAMouse]

Sherlock Holmes said

I'm really honestly struggling to hold back sending both you an Idle a PM asking to detail these delightful accounts.

[stark]

Taaj said
I'm really honestly struggling to hold back sending both you an Idle a PM asking to detail these delightful accounts.

All I'll say is that dating a pastor's son can be very... interesting. It definitely adds some rather unexpected color into the stories you can tell. lol

[NotAMouse]

Sherlock Holmes said
All I'll say is that dating a pastor's son can be very... . It definitely adds some rather unexpected color into the stories you can tell. lol

[idlehands]

Taaj said
I'm really honestly struggling to hold back sending both you an Idle a PM asking to detail these delightful accounts.

[Goldmarble]

ImANargleHunter said
Fort Mac?

Think smaller: Peace River.

[Smiral]

Eh, the only embarrassing moment I can think of that isn't trivial is that time I got high as fucking balls and went to the mall to get Chick Fil A.

And then I projectile vomited in the middle of the food court for no apparent reason.

Too high to particularly care though.

EDIT: wait no, I remembered another instance but that one also involved vomiting.

[Awson]

Smiral said
Eh, the only embarrassing moment I can think of that isn't trivial is that time I got and went to the mall to get Chick Fil A.And then I projectile vomited in the middle of the food court for no apparent reason.Too high to particularly care though.EDIT: wait no, I remembered another instance but that one also involved vomiting.

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