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I'm alive
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5 yrs ago
Status updates, huh? Who needs those anyways, pfft
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6 yrs ago
I figured I should update my status. Tada!
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What IS on my mind?

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Loves Teddy Bears|Twenty Something|Can't Speak Russian|Is Potat


THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:

Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.

I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you


THE DREAMER:

All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.

When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together.


THE ARTIST:

Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.

THE LOVER OF STUFF:

Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:

  • Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
  • Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
  • Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.


WORDS OF WISDOM:

Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.

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@Laue I got that much from your post. It clearly stated all the steps to enter a safehouse. I might sound like a dick, but that didn't really expand much about it. Maybe the assassin part.

By the way I am digging your story, and even before I wanted to "bond" our charcaters, but now I have a perfect plan with these safehouses. I just hope you'll go along the ride.
Ah, the smell of burnt corpses in the morning. Nothing better to start the morning. Tobias rocked back and forth in an old chair, his legs up on the study's desk. He glanced to his right, where a big pile of burnt, magically enchanted items laid on the floor. Amongst them stood tall a grandftaher clock inscribed with strange glyphs. A special artefact that was unique amongs the other items. It showed the time without missing a single second in a thousand years, and the display lit the drak room with an eerie blue glow. The light reflected from the shining plates of the corpses, and then faded away on the black stone walls. However Tobias didn't want these practical, but insanely common enchantements of the clock. He was more interested in a custom enchantement the item possessed. If rewinded, it would count back to an event the user had in mind. Thought the previous owner busted it to hell, making it miss by a few days, it was still sueful for any bandit. Tobias looked at the display. The clock's hand ticked between a few days of time from now. With a smirk running through his face Tobias began chanting a song, writing it down on a small paper.

"Come out, come out, wherever you hide
Your time is down, I'll cut your pride
Your future shone, but now it's gone
Only destruction, will meet you hon' "


Re reading the text Tobias let out a childish laughter, and clapped for hismelf. "Perfect, perfect! I am such a poet. Now it's time to leave this stinkhole." With a small dagger he pinned the paper on the study's table and left the burnt room, with the guard's corpses. With a leisurely hop, he entered a small hallway, with another corpse. The walls were burnt here too, just like in all the other rooms. After all he burnt it down. Whistling a song, he grabbed the corpse and started dancing with it to a rhyme. It didn't take long until the head fell down from the body, echoing the thud within the walls of the safehouse. As the whistling intensified, Tobias bent the corpse and whipsred to it. "I'll be taking your ring my lady." Just as hastly as he picked up the corpse, he dropped it on the floor, taking a small ring from it's finger, with the Royal Guard's symbol on it. With a stone cold expression he left the place, no longer with the cheerful mood. "A stinky hole befitting you scum." As the doors closed behind him, he took one last glance at what little remained of the Royal Guard's safehouse.

Ashbourne, was a bustling city, one of noble history, but a disasterous ending. The place used to be a merchant's town, as it had a centralised location if one wanted to travel between the mountains. Traders would stop and go every day, bringing wealth to the town, and those who lived in it. However after Veiron, trade fell, and more and more people began turning into thieves and murderers. Soon the city was swarming with no good people and robberies took place every day. Now it's just a town filled with those who don't want to leave their heritage, but under the surface, the town houses the Thieve's Guild, the only thing that keeps the city running. They restrict the thieves and bandits who are not in the guild, or in any other major bandit faction. Onyl with their help, the city can keep running, and maintaining a liveable economy.

As Tobias walked down the paved road, filled with dirt and mud after the recent rains. People rushed by him in hoods, carrying a small bag of something. A few guards ran after them, but there was no chance they can keep up with the thieves. The slums are of town would make any traveller regret coming to the town. With it's shady figures and run down buidlings, the narrow alleways didn't made the palce into an ideal spot four tourists. But it was the palce where he felt safe. Tobias walked past a group of hooded figures, and as he passed they nodded him. Tobias jsut continued his leisurely walk not in a rush to greet the bunch. People knew him in town, and no one would mess with him. Just his sigil was neough to scare people away, however the few youngters who have never heard of him before all enede up in the canals, rotting there as food for the rats.

After half an hour of walk in teh zig-zag maze of streets, the houses started to thin out, and the road became wider again. The buildings became higher, and all of the windows had bars on them. the district housed those who were the middle class before veiron, and obviously they didn't want their wealth to be stolen. The crowd was also less shady, and the people on the street started to look weird at him. Two guards on patrol passed him, and they nod in greetings. Tobias put up his widest smile and greeted the "gentlemen". After some walk, he reached an area where no people was present, and with a few quick hops, he climbed one of the buildings, and reached the roof. Fromt ehre he could see the clock tower, and along with it, his usual hiding place. With a broad smirk he told himself "Now, we wait for our bird to catch the bait."
@Prince of Seraphs So if one were to dare scavenge the ruins of Veiron, they could get their hands on such relics right? Fascinating.
@Prince of Seraphs Hmmm makes sense. But you can possibly get your hands on a ring or a sword SOMEHOW, and that would grant access to all the safehouses. A fatal flaw if I do say so myself
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Not an option unless this safehouse is in Veiron.


Safehouse is in the Thief's town. I mean the new one. Maybe have your characters go to another place? We meant to split up and still most of us are heading for the same place.

@Laue Amazing post, you really beat the crap out of that keyboard. And someone actually moved the story. As for the gate I have a question. Any kind of crest can open it right? Given it is a canon symbol of course. Like a ring, sword, or any surface with a crest right?
@Prince of Seraphs At least now I have an idea on what am I supposed to do. Will probably post, after the previously expressed events happen. I just don't see how a stiffed tavern can fit one more folk.
@Snarfulblast Hey! I mgiht be a bit late for teh next post. I can't thnik of anything good right now. I hope thats not a big problem
@ShadowVentus I hope you didn't spoil Undertale to me with your signature. Because if you did I swear.
@Flynn Okay! I am already excited!
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