Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.
I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you
THE DREAMER:
All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.
When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together.
THE ARTIST:
Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.
THE LOVER OF STUFF:
Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:
Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.
WORDS OF WISDOM:
Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.
@vietmyke I'm also tired of this m8. You have not specified it, you haven't answered for days, and then you bump in with your oh-so-perfect army. Unbribable, restless, and duty oriented. Yeah.
I don't have the time to rewrite the post. And honestly, I don't really want to either. You lot keep making changes, that havent been noted before, and then make me rewrite shit. Maybe finish the goddamn OOC lexicon, and then u can shove it in my face that I am stupid.
"Quit bitchin ya faggot, I already killed myself in 10 other dimensions and 24 different timelines" - Quote by "me"
What is your name? Do you have any nicknames? Please include them. "The name's Jay Kane, who's asking?"
What is your gender? "Can you not see with your bloody eyes ye fag?"
How old are you? "With all the rights in the world to say that a woman shan't tell her age, after your obvious fuck up, if you ever question my gender again I'll [Censored] you!"
What species are you? Please include details about said species. "I am a human you blind idiot. Well partly. I am from another dimesnion and we call ourselves the Felvi there, but apart from that I am just like you lot. And half a space entity that is immortal and grants it's alterations powers beyong normal human limits. Is that good enough for you?"
There is an entity we just call SID. Now SID is very special. It is immortal, and has the power of the universe which can be used by mere humans as Chi. Since SID was born he had no conciousness and continously embodied itself in different dimensions as humans of all sorts. This is teh onylw ay it can exist, and every body is SID, the only difference between tehm is the impulses that go through the individuals brain tissue, but that tissue is SID. Also these beings are soulless, and that empty vessel is filled by SID and created by it. Bodies of the same generation share some knowledge with each toher, thought subconciously, but that is all lost if aa body dies. They all live the same age, but if one dies, the others will receive all the gathered knowledge, and then simply dematerialize within the next few hours. In some dimensions, SID has amde great discoveries before vanishing into thin air. No memory is kept for latter bodies. There can be any number of alterations that is less than infinite. Bodies are immuend to diseases and most poisons.
Also, some of SID's councious bodies decided to leave this cycle and refused to die when they bretheren did. Mayn methods were used, all different, but all in all they all include separating yourself within SID's "body". this means increasing power with every outlived generation, but a massive decline in power if a generation dies of unnatural causes. Ultimately one can become SID, giving the entity counciousness, or disappear forever like many others, and become just another old body of SID. jay wants to become the first.
The Felvi live in the dimension of CX-GRB-011321 in the local cluster Orion, and in the star system Wolly. They call their planet Gaia, a very common name that was spread across dimensions by none other than one of SID's more succesful incarnations.
A fantasy like world with minerals and animals never before seen by humans. However a plauge has ridden the planet, and a demigod known as Halkon threatens the gigantic planet with destruction. Therefore in the kingdom of Felvia, the biggest and name giving country of the Felvi, they train powerful younglings to fight the mad god and it's minions. With armor made of Unobtanium, a rare and very powerful mineral exotically found in the Wolly system, these fighters risk their lives daily to stop the spread of darkness. They fight their whole lifetime, and train until the very end, which is a lnog time considering their long spanning lifetime. This makes them some of the best fighters in the Orion galaxy, and lets them gain superpower and superhuman abilities from the godlike beings who want the mad god gone.
What abilities and powers do you have? Do you have any expertise or “special skills”? Please include them. "My expertise is kicking ass. Look, I've trained my entire life to an occasion like this, which is a pretty long fucking time, around 500 years. So yes, I have the mass killing special skill, and I can handle dragons one-on-one. Oh and also, I can use the Chi to materialze objects from the ether, and with a dandy device, even teleport between dimensions, or to short distances. That said, this bloody dimension is blocking half my energy. Too much etheral interference."
Are you skilled in certain types of combat? What type of weapon do you typically wield? "Oh I can tell you a lot about my professions. I am handy with swords and spears by my training, and since my dimensional refugee years have begun, I've made guns my expertise. I am a master of the martial art Lakhrs, which you shouldn't try to pronounce, nor understand. All in all I prefer to use my trusty pistols and if necessary hack and slash my way through the enemy with anything sharper than a butter knife."
What equipment do you typically carry into battle? Or feel comfortable carrying into battle? "I use some custom made handguns. With a capacity of 24, loaded in a revolver-like way (6 in chamber the rest is fed into the cahmber from the mag), my handguns have a .50 calibre and shoot Armor Piercing Hollow rounds with Fragmentary Copper heads. This is to ensure that if I want to shoot down a T-rex on the other side of the house, I can do it easely even if the house is in the way. And make sure it drops dead. I also have a handy dandy device that can allow my to make short Blink teleports every once in a while, but that got damaged on my way over here. I also have a shortsword with me made from unobtanium, that I acquired on Gaia. Since my travels I've become fascinated with teh ideas of cowboys, and the whole aura, and from a visit to Earth, I obtained an old Winchester Rifle, which I modified to fit more modern bullets."
Are you affiliated with any other organization? If so, please say who and your rank. "Pfft, no one, have you been listening? Interdimensional, Refugee, which one did you not understand?"
Where in Guild City are you from? "I am not from Guild city. But I find the fancy homes of teh Advanced to my liking."
What has your life been like so far? "Stealing, Murdering me clones, devising a method to finally become the most powerful being in the galaxy. But before that I was like any other soldier in Felvia. I fought the dark minions, learned how to use weapons and martial arts. Trained with the Chi, and gained immense knowledge. That almost ended when one of my bretheren died. In the heat of a battle, suddenly all the information rushed me, and I just fell on my knees. I know I wouldn't have much time, and somehow I managed to survive. From Unobtanium I made a cage, and used the Chi Magic to hybernate myself. It turns out it worked. And since, well, you know the rest. I've murdered countless people to get money, but nothing really matters to me. Murdering is my specialty."
Would you like to include any additional information that we may have missed? "Apart from the fact that you can't find a man more suitable for this job? No, I don't think so."
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[color=00aeef]Loves Teddy Bears|Twenty Something|Can't Speak Russian|Is Potat [/color]
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[color=00aeef][b]THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.
I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you[/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE DREAMER:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.
When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together. [/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE ARTIST:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.[/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE LOVER OF STUFF:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:
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[*] Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
[*] Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
[*] Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.
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[color=00aeef][b]WORDS OF WISDOM:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.[/color]
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><font color="#00aeef"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-u">N I S Q H O G</span></div></font><br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/hFNEHJL.png" /><br><br><font color="#00aeef">Loves Teddy Bears|Twenty Something|Can't Speak Russian|Is Potat </font></div><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.<br><br>I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you</font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE DREAMER:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas. <br><br>When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together. </font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE ARTIST:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.</font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE LOVER OF STUFF:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:<br><br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li>Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.</li><li>Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.</li><li>Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.</li></ul></font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">WORDS OF WISDOM:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.</font><br><br><div class="bb-center"><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm"><img src="http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/21.jpg" /></a></div></div>