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1 yr ago
Current Potato
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2 yrs ago
I'm alive
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5 yrs ago
Status updates, huh? Who needs those anyways, pfft
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6 yrs ago
I figured I should update my status. Tada!
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7 yrs ago
What IS on my mind?

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Loves Teddy Bears|Twenty Something|Can't Speak Russian|Is Potat


THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:

Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.

I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you


THE DREAMER:

All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.

When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together.


THE ARTIST:

Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.

THE LOVER OF STUFF:

Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:

  • Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
  • Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
  • Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.


WORDS OF WISDOM:

Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.

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I POSTED!
@Ozerath
Gashathi Rule



Cygnus Arm, Sector <Classidied>, Planet <Classified>



The night was dark, and the ground below was only lit by the faint lights of a small vessel. The black ship's warning lights let out a blue glow that lit up the air, but kept the ship hidden. Cruising at high speed through the eerie night, it was quickly approaching it's goal. The rocky outcrops and mountains that made up the horizon were still far thought. The faster the ship gets to it's destination, the safer the Gashathi will be. As such, the vessel cut the foggy air, like a ghastly black blade.

The ancient rock doors crumbled as an invisible force moved them, and opened up slightly. As the air began to move, it carried the scent of burners with it. The glow of candles radiated from the small opening, and started an otherwordly dance as the ship outside took off teh landing pad. The Hirule looked back once more at the ship before entering the temple, and closing the doors behind him. The hallway leading into the main chamber was very short, only a good 10 meters, but it was adored by sculptures and paintings. Two large flags of the Gashathi hung from the walls on both sides. The Hirule gently touched one of the carvings and let his fingers feel the texture of the stone. Marble. He floated backwards to see the whole image. A large Hirule that was holding 6 different species in each hand. It seems like this planet was once bustling with beleivers, but now it is devoid of sentient life. What happened here was a mistery, one that might be lost to time. Or until the Mekhar decide to investigate it.

Inside the carefully adored shrine sat two other Hirule. They were deep in meditation, and their masks were devoid of any expression. As the third one approached the two already sitting there, they stood up and made space for the new Hirule. "We've been waiting for your arrival Asq'kiL. You are never late. What happened?" The voice of the two filled the air as their vocal harmony resonated the candles. It was clear that the siblings spent a lot of time infusing with the temple's energy. Their psi charts were off the grid, and Asq'kiL could clearly sense it. He nodded as an accomplishement, and turned his attentin towards the shrine in the middle of the room. Many objects were placed on it, resembling old gashathi relics and other items that showed the puny races that the Gashathi are the only true gods.

"I was held up by our visitors. I made sure they could catch up with me. Excuse me for being late, sister Alq'boS and brother Alq'boD." The two giggled as one, and their voice filled both the aether and the real world. "We forgive you brother Asq'kiL. Your presence is our honor." The three grabbed each other's hands and sat down in a triangle in front of the shrine. Their bodies quickly levitated off teh ground a few centimeters. A deep hum echoed throught the room, resonating the the torches and candles. It was loud, and unsettled the dust on the stone walls and crevices. Soon the trio turned their attention towards the slightly open door. Their humming intensified and their minds filled with the same words. "They are here."

A long shadow was cast as the small round probe entered the room. It was scanning the different walls and paintings, and most likely sending the feed back to the commonwealth. It didn't seem to notice the three figures, and flew past them, as if they were thin air. The two siblings giggled, and let go of Als'kiL's hands. The probe turned around to the sound. Only to revers into a wall to get a better image of the Hirule. It just noticed the Hirule whose mask opened up to show his 6 eyes, and form a smile like embrasure to mock the robot. "I fell truly blessed to see your faces right now. Where was he a moment before? What is he?. It's a neat secret we learned when we fought or worst enemies." With one if his hands raised, he moved the droid around so it would look at the giant Gashathi statue with the other aliens. The probe struggled a bit, but then it gave up. "Your scanners can clearly see that this stone is millenias old. We once ruled the known universe." With a swing of his hand he turned the droid around so it can broadcast the most important elements of the scriptures. The sister giggled, but her brother silenced him with an aggreavted look. "But now you know our secrets, your fate is in your hands. Show us your potential, or be assimilated into the Gashathi Rule!" The humming became inbearably loud a sudden, and the torches and candles went out at the same time, leaving the room completely black. The probe fizzled a bit before it fell on the ground, it's circuits fried, and it's frame crushed into a tiny speck of metal, the size of a bubble gum. Asq'kiL turned back to the other Hirule and grabbed their hands. "We have a fellow gashathi to find my brother and sister. Let's focuse on the task ahead, before all else." The hum stopped, and the lights came back slowly. The stone doors slowly closed, and silence fell on the temple once again.

(This is part 1 of the post. Part 2 will be set in the same time. There. Don't say I didn't do anything. I don't need a bitch slap, thank you)
@Banana
I accept the challenge you puny mage. real man wear armor, not robes!
Okay, I decide that I WILL post tomorrow. I want a big bitch slap if I won't.
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@KRIEEEG
Orc standars would require me to kill you in a humiliating way. You are lucky you can talk. *furious winking*
I SHOULD make a post right about now.
The problem is, that I am so unbeleivably bored, and sitting down to write something for another 30-45 minutes is just not good enough.
Damn, life is hard sometimes.
@Ragenaut
The massacring AI faction of Sigma?
I get that, but you can't stuff everything into a planet. Thats ridicolous. A few million things that make up the whole thing, and that's it. Your strenght is not your numbers you start with, rather the amount you get insanely quickly. And that you can turn all the AIs in the galaxy into your minions. You already countered the other big thing in the galaxy.
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