Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.
I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you
THE DREAMER:
All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.
When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together.
THE ARTIST:
Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.
THE LOVER OF STUFF:
Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:
Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.
WORDS OF WISDOM:
Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.
@Rune_Alchemist Then it maybe in need for a collab. Cause Grian win't be letting her escape. I guess we are equal now, am I right?
Edit: what changed in one sentence: Grian bumped into Cheiko who stimbled but didn't fall, thought Grian lost his bag/purse of coins and is now mad the girl, so he snapoed his fingers to make the girl realise she did wrong and he also didn't give any bags to Cheiko as she dropped nooone. Yep, no problem, it took no effort to fix
@Rune_Alchemist I apologize. I made the post under an assumption I based on myself. I was making it from my phone, 5 hours before going to Trabsylvania. I had to put in SOME content, preferrably the kind that would not require me to watch it hourly.
But here is the deal: let me rewrite it so Grian will lose his bag, and demand Cheiko will find it for him. There, no godmodding, no stumbling, no anything. Hows that?
@Rune_Alchemist@ADamnFiddle Yea I don't want to fight. I asked Alchemist to say whether Cheiko would or would not get hurt to protect her shit. I get it and I will edit my post accordnigly. HOWEVER, I will not take from her falling.
This is basic, but we gotta fo over it. If you are distracted, which alchemist say Cheiko is, then you are not as collected on bodily functions (like balance). This combined with a mass nearly twice yours bumos into you, the force applied is most likely enough to make you trip. Also note that from the anime we can clearly see that nost of the roads are not complerely flat, but instead made of smaller bricks. There is a high likelihood that this imperfect surface could cause one to lose balance and fall.
As for the controlling, I made her fall. Not that much. The whope scene should be no longer than 5-8 seconds, depending on how long GR articulated each word. I would also hatr my character to be mived around by anyone else, but I guess I am less rigid. So I can see Cheiko holding onto her shit
@Rune_Alchemist You are talking about a two meter something wolf beast bumping into a highschooler without stopping. I can change some things, but you WILL stumble. Physics still work the same. And I know what a full hand of manga and anime figurines feels like, I've been there. Last time I was coming home from Mondocon with one hand manga the other posters and a figurine, I was damn sure to not break my nose when I fell on the staircase, instead of thinking about the manga in perfect shape.
I guess every people by themselves right? If you break a nose instead of ruining the manga then I will esit the post for you. Just tell me in what way.
Note: also are we gonna argue about our characters, or set up a scene that goes somewhere. I even picked up your non dropped shit lol Best u gonna get from a wolf beast that hates humans
I also expected that my axe didn't launch his head meters away from his body. After all it was blunt and all that. If you want I can leave his head so he can truly have a pumpkin instead.
There wasn't much time left to boast with Woggha as the creeking of wiod filled the Inn. The structure was about to give up, and it already hit a few patrons fleeing. Grox stood back to watch the destruction, hoping to finally get entertainement by other people's suffering. But an unholy feeling struck him. The bloody half elf! That brat was still lying dead on the floor. Normally he wouldn't care, but he could have carried a better axe in his bag of wonders. He let loose of some swears and snapped his fingers. "Woggha, support!"
The big beast crawled in the hole he made and put his back to the roof. He couldn't hold for long, but it should be enough for Grox to get the elf out. He climbed over some rubble and got inside the Inn for the last time. Pieces of wiod and stone littered the floor with the occasional blood and glass pieces. He made sure to step on one of the gnolls stuck under a large wooden beam. That felt really good, punishing the guy who turned on him. Who's gonna get payed now bitch? He smirked as he dodged a falling piece of wood and appriached the dead Stride. His body was laying on the floor close to the still drooling head of his. "U ugly git still droolin." He pucked up Stride's head and as an Ork with giod manner he used the elf's neckbone to hang it one one of his hooks. His smirk now widened to a smile, Woggha's painful sound reminded him that he had no time. He quickly picked up the body of the elf and dashed towards the hole on the wall. Woggha began moving too, to which the whole building shook. Bloody git. Now he had to run for his life the second time today. With a mad fury and a painful shout he jumped out of the hole begore the buildibg collapsed behind him. like a bloody badass from a movie He threw the dead elf and his head on the street and then collapsed next to Woggha. "Neva again. Woggha u be taugt a les'n!"
The sun was shining, the birds were flying and people were chattering. Truly a beautiful day. Even more beautiful as Grian got payed for his last job. He was juggling with the bag of money he got in his hands to get a feel of it's contents. It was heave enough to be the amount promised or even more. He couldn't wait to go home and add it to his collection. And that's when this little brat came in the picture. Amidst the crowd a young girl in a weird dress bumped into him. Well, more like he didn't notice the small girl as he was juggling with money. Time seemed to slow down as the bag of coins flew in the air, and Grian dropped a single tear is it disappeared somewhere behind the girl. Such a terrible, terrible luck! He was hoping this wouldn't happen.
So like any self respecting person would do he wented his rage on the one who caused him harm. "You girl! Watch where you goin will you? You better hope I find that bag or you'll pay." He looked fiercely at the girl, but couldn't keep it up for long. Wherever the girl came from was far away, as her clothes looked very unfamiliar. And she was still holding onto all her stuff, stimbling to find her balance. Seems like they both managed to find the person who was also carrying stuff they really wanted. That us Grian drew the short straw. But he wasn't gonna settle for it.
He put his hand on his forehead and sighed. "Ey, ey, ey, this is not gonna work. Stand straight already. Or are you deaf?" Seeing the girl standing there he figured she was in need of a recollection. He snapped his fingers together and waved at the gurl "There. Now help me find my bag or you'll regret getting born!" To make sure his message got across to the though head of this foreigner he viciously snarled at the girl.
@liferusheryeah well, the post came in and I am about to leave for a week. I had hoped it would come sooner but whatever. Please make sure sou won't make a huge ruckus by the time I have time to impersonate GR.
Also, Danger Beasts are from Akame ga Kill, I beleive we call them mabeasts in this world. FYI
Edit: I made a small post nevertheless. Never could get how people write so much about changing shifts or walking through people (yes you know who I talk about lol). Probably why I won't ever becone a writer lol
Edit 2(cause I am stupid): Also, do they understand what we say? Do they only need to learn how to write, or we expect them to already know fantasy japanese?
@DiZL ReloadeD Tugrok must be a very powerful arch mage, because he just opened a door that was destroyed by an Ork and then later atomized by a spider shout.
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[color=00aeef]Loves Teddy Bears｜Twenty Something｜Can't Speak Russian｜Is Potat [/color]
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[color=00aeef][b]THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.
I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you[/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE DREAMER:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.
When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together. [/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE ARTIST:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.[/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE LOVER OF STUFF:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:
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[*] Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
[*] Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
[*] Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.
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[color=00aeef][b]WORDS OF WISDOM:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.[/color]
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><font color="#00aeef"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-u">N I S Q H O G</span></div></font><br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/hFNEHJL.png" /><br><br><font color="#00aeef">Loves Teddy Bears｜Twenty Something｜Can't Speak Russian｜Is Potat </font></div><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.<br><br>I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you</font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE DREAMER:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas. <br><br>When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together. </font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE ARTIST:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.</font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE LOVER OF STUFF:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:<br><br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li>Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.</li><li>Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.</li><li>Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.</li></ul></font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">WORDS OF WISDOM:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.</font><br><br><div class="bb-center"><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm"><img src="http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/21.jpg" /></a></div></div>
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