@TJByrum Then they will die on the soil of the Maw, their blood feeding the seeds of the decadence flowers.
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Status updates, huh? Who needs those anyways, pfft
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I figured I should update my status. Tada!
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N I S Q H O G
Loves Teddy Bears｜Twenty Something｜Can't Speak Russian｜Is Potat
THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:
Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.
I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you
THE DREAMER:
All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.
When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together.
THE ARTIST:
Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.
THE LOVER OF STUFF:
Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:
- Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
- Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
- Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.
WORDS OF WISDOM:
Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.
Most Recent Posts
Hey guys! I'm here, and we got internet back yesterday. I will be reading the posts tomorrow and will get a post up afterwards or Sunday. Thank you for your patience, and I'm real sorry for not posting the previous weekend.
You're back, and that is all that matters. Lets get this show on the road.
@Nariata I still need to think up some ingenious post to post here haha.
SIR SPUD
The laybrinth of the Yak-Yak was a twisted maze of icy cliffs and frozen death traps. Standing at the entrance of this horrifying place, one could not help but feel like their legs grew roots from fear. In the case of monster/farmer/potao morphs, this was a legitimate issue they had to deal with. Spud sat down in the snow, his leg stool rooted to the ground, and used his pitchfork as a makeshift crowbar to pry his boots off the frozen dirt. It wasn't an easy job, as his tender roots instantly froze to the ice, and he had to put all his force into freeing his legs. He waved for the rest of the party so they won't forget him. "Go on then! The beast be in there sumwhere. Leave me and me good 'ol fork to free meself, and I be with you in a heartbeat."
The opening to the maze was several times larger than Spud imagined, and he only realised that the actual entrance was way further away when he finally catchged up to the rest of the party after a 15 minutes trekking on the snow and ice. But this time he was 99.9% sure that it was the entrance of the actual labyrinth, and he made sure to let the rest of the party know his expert opinion. "Well butter my ass and call me peanut, I betcha dis is the cave of da beast." He used his empty hand to scratch his chin and nodded a few times with a serious expression. Now it was time to finally face the beast, and stop the ol girl from eating half the annual crop production. Spud readied his pitchfork, grabbing the handle with both hands and getting a good grip on the creaking wooden handle. Despite the rust and indents on the weapon, it still shined in the bright light reflected by all the ice around them. Without much else to ready or care about, Spud pushed into the maze along with the others, his fork pointed forward like the weapon of the legionaries.
@GodOfWar Yeah, sorry about that. Having difficulty introducing a potato man to a monster hunting team venturing into a frozen labyrinth. I'll get something written for you today.
Ps: I swear I have an alibi for not being active, you just have to wait a few more days before you can know what that alibi is.
Ps: I swear I have an alibi for not being active, you just have to wait a few more days before you can know what that alibi is.
Seeing how the IC has bern silent for 9 days, why don't we carry on with character development while we are waiting on the plot to move along?
@Zeroth Gotcha, I must've missed that despite re-reading it 3 times. Ah well, curse of the smartphone I guess.
@GodOfWar I kinda lost track of the current party status when one of our team members ran into a labyrinth shrieking like a heretic beast that needs to be purged. I dunno who is where, and people make a poor job of mentioning others in their posts XD
@Utrax
As they stood in the doorway, the eyes of many turned towards them. The first one to react to their presence was an aquatic alien in a weird suit, who replied with a friendly tone and waved. Pisq instantly knew that teasing her will be a lot of fun, and that she could be a cool friend to have. Elektro inspected the rest of the gang, assessing their features and complying a massive detailed description in his Memory Banks for later reviewing. Data from heat to biometric signatures all bundled together into one file, it was the perk of being an Iljonor with an EXO to gather info at insane speeds. By the time the second person spoke up, Elektro pretty much knew everything publicly avaible about the other people in the room, and started to convert it to a format better suited for Pisq. That is, bright and colorful images and graphs to keep her focused despite her TERRIBLE attention spam.
Now, when the second personspoke up, the tension in the air grew by a lot. Elektro was aware of how irritating Pisq can be when she is deliberately teasing someone, but this person just hit a new record with bluntness. She called everyone in the room a "grunt", and then went on to complain about her status. She also completely ignored the fact that the two entered which was an insult in itself. By default, Elektro was programmed to be as genlemanly as possible, so he couldn't stright up tell her to shut it. Instead he devised a different way to diffuse the dangerous situation that this woman created. Before he could speak up, Pisq spoke to him in the cockpit. "I hope you have a good comeback big boy." She leaned forward inside the cocpit and observed this "Onyeka Guerrero" chick, hoping that they would have a good little chat.
Elektro straightened his pose and spoke up directly towards Onyeka. "Excuse my intrusion, but you must be confusing me with someone else. I am not a "grunt" by any definition of the word, quite the contrary actually. I am controlling a Mk.V EXO Pixique Assistance Unit equipped with state of the art technology, designed for extensive combat use and constructed by the best in the industry. Next time I advise you check your facts before belittling others to avoid any unnecessary conflicts and heated situations." Well, there goes the entire plan of giving her a good comeback. This was about the lamest POSSIBLE thing Elektro could've said, and Pisq couldn't help but fall out of her seat in her amusement. After clambering back into her prevoius location, she couldn't help but note Elektro's poor comeback. "Wow, you went in REAL hard Elektro. She must be really SHAKEN right about now, her morale withering away in fear." Elektro replied in a slightly irritated, but curious tone. "I sense sarcasm in your speech pattern. Are you distatisfied with my answer?"
Pisq chuckled as she leaned back in the seat of the cockpit, her amusement sourcing from the ridicolousness of the situation. She crossed her arms and looked really angrily into the camera inside the cockpit, showing the tounge to Elektro.
@TJByrum I feel you man, I just came back from a week long vacation with little internet. We can wait. Until then, imma watch teh Slingshit Channel for some awesome ideas. (semi automatic pump action crossbow? Or a 300lb crossbow of pure destruction? Maybe a slingshot that can pierce metal plates?)
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