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@Mistiel It's all alright. I've never seen the show because it's not specifically my brand of humor. I was mostly having a fun jab at the ole' trend making it's rounds about the net regarding the show.
@A Lowly Wretch

Finally! A male character! Also, where is Morty?


I didn't include any Rick & Morty references because I was worried it might raise the intellectual bar for this OOC channel above most people's reach due to the show's rich and dynamic handling of blah blah blah-

The Wretch continued blithering until the sun expanded, consuming him before contracting in on itself.
Here is Rick, the true Paper Doll Man.

Omnivore

This was the place. At least, it looked like the place. That's what it said on G-Maps.

From atop a building beside the bar she looked down at the site where the meeting was meant to take place. It definitely wasn't much to look at. All of this really left her wondering why they couldn't of just held a video conference. Heck, even an IM chatroom would of been preferred. This was just... Awkward. Not really her fashion either. Public places where killing normies left right and center were frowned upon were no fun.

She kept a low profile, making sure her body was below the line where people on the sidewalk could see past the left of the rooftop she was on. For particularly public outings like this she wore a ghost outfit, a big white tarp with two holes cut out for eyes, over her regular clothes. People were much less likely to scream at an out-of-season trick-or-treater as opposed to a metal killing machine. That is, if people saw her. She was definitely big on cutting down on living witnesses or just living normies for that matter.

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Looking at the bar she switched her normal vision into thermal vision. She could count each body which occupied the joint currently as well as spot any other sources of heat in the location as well, such as the radiator. This didn't give her an exact idea on who these people where but it did let her know just how many were already there. There were always other ways though.

People walking on sidewalks always had that funny habit of looking forwards, rarely ever surveying their surrounded and even less commonly looking up. With a quick glance over to make sure nobody had seen her she made a quick leap from her roof to the bar's roof. Given how close the buildings were to each other the jump was as easy as scrolling through a log. Over the alley the fleeting white specter passed over, the faint silvery edges of her foot claws just barely peeking past the winding tarp.

Tictic, tic.

The sound of her landing was faint, like a fork tapping against a dining table. As quiet as it was hearing it from on top of the roof below the ceiling the sound was virtually non-existent. City building were great for getting by unnoticed thanks to their dull square designs. Out on the roof of the bar she could sit right in the middle and be impossible to see from below. She went behind the rooftop access door and sat in it's shadow so she'd be concealed from helicopters and such.

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From her pocket she produced a cell phone, remarkably clean of blood given what she had done to it's owner. In the darkness below the tarp the glow of the screen illuminated the deadly trap her mouth was opening, a cord slithering out from it's socket. All but one of the prongs at the head of the socket folded in. With the remaining prong it plugged into the headphone socket. It connected their systems and Omnivore swiftly overrode the previous system, leaving the phone at it's complete mercy to use however desired. Omnivore never desired to have wireless signal capabilities because having such things available all the time left their system exposed to remote hacking attempts but occasionally using an external device for such means was no big deal. Once it was done it could just devour the phone for parts, an added treat.

Now she recognized the presence of one agent's cell phone but the other she was less acquainted with. She found it amusing how few normies bother taking their cell phone's batteries out. It's as if they don't know that their phones can be remotely turned on and made into a simple listening device. It was child's play bypassing the ring tone and going straight into the call, muting her phone's audio input so he couldn't hear any noise coming into his phone on her end.

As far as Agent Rutabaga would be concerned his phone would be just as he left it. There wasn't even a |Call In Progress| message since Omnivore suppressed it. All that was left was for Anny to sit back and listen in on the meeting she was technically attending in a sense.
@EchoicChamber@Dark Light

Just to add some more detail on that first point it should be noted that the story's main focus is the seven children. That is not to say that scenes cannot happen with their omission but should they move the primary setting and focus follows.
I can confirm my interest. Not as much of a surprise for some than it is for others.
Here's an agent. Do with him as you please.

Thessir

"You don't have to pretend. I know what real madness looks like. I'll introduce you to my older brother someday and you can take notes,"

Thessir looked up at what little of the strange fish lady who introduced herself in a name much too superfluous he could see past the rim of his hat. He'd just call her Miss Seventhfourth for short.

"I'm not pretending to be mad."

He answered back in what was servicable Sirenian, largely coming across as a series of whistles and clicks to those not versed in the aquatic language. While not a full polyglot Thessir's had plenty of run-ins with interesting folk from just about everywhere.

Meanwhile the one lady was trying to out-dog the dog while the big bird lady made a flap and spoke of arrows which sing. All of it mattered little as the true host arrived, at least that's what she sounded like. The strange hooded lady spoke to the lot of them, speaking of a university of sorts. What was interesting was that her voice seemingly surrounded them. Perhaps it wasn't around them at all but rather inside them? More interesting however were the implications of her words. She spoke of former sages, those figures of hype and legend.

Thessir strode over to the fountain, wind mingling with the tail of his coat, and set his left boot up upon the lip of the fountain.

"Alaz! Ourrr venerrrable hozt makez herrr appearanziz!"

He proclaimed, leaning on the fountain with his foot. With a wry grin he lifted the edge of his hat with the index finger of his right hand, lifting up enough to see her now revealed face, well, somewhat revealed. She wore a veil but it didn't really cover the more telling of features such as her horns or unearthly eyes.

"Zzzo," He opened, engaging the stranger stranger with talk. "Out weeth thee old, een weeth the new hm? I havel but a szimple queztion." He gestured to her with the hand not currently holding up his hat as he asked.

"Dead, Gone or zzimply tirrred of a dayz work are they?"
Thessir

When three was one, one became four, became two.

Two became three, became five. Five became many.

Yikes. Too many in Thessir's opinion. Who invited a school of fish to this tea party? He wondered. He looked all around him, his face shrouded as she scanned about. He could only see them all from the waist down due to the rim of his hat however most of what they could see was hat past the collar. Looking under would provide only a vague silhouette of his head thanks to the shroud of darkness such a big hat provided. Those who were looking for it would just barely be able to make out his cheshire grin.

His shoulders were relaxed. The wind playfully mingled with his dark mop of hair. His coat swayed with the breeze. The sunlight was anemic, hardly shining the cloud covered skies of this land. It was as if even the sun could see the scars of the corruption still fresh on the land just outside this little fenced off place. It was a dim day, the air cool against his skin. It was cooler than he liked, than what he was now used to.

He saw a lot of somebodies but the certain somebody who he was here to meet was sure nobody among the somebodies around, as far as he could see that is. At the very least the elfin bloke answered his query.

"I'm sorry, I don’t follow... the name’s Lydrim, how should I address you?"

Thessir leaned forward, more than he was anyways, and cocked his head slightly with an expression of mock confusion for what little of it they could see right then under his hat.

"Aa... Drezs? I um, I can, ah, drezs myzelfez juzt fine, thankz."

Thessir punctuated the end of his joke with a short uncertain chuckle. He then stuck his leg out straight and turned like a weathervane. Falling forward a bit he landed with an odd thunk from his big brown boot before dragging his other leg under him 'till he was standing straight once more. He was now facing the rest of them.

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"Hyello."

He greeted them. "Hyolo" He greeted them again, differently this time. "He'll low."

"Hellohellohellohelohelohellhellhellhell!O!"

He flung his arms out to each side, greeting each and everyone at once. All the while he had not raised his head, not enough to see their chests and higher past his hat's rim. As suddenly as it happened he dropped his arms to his side and started over towards the onyx building, teetering from left to right and back with each step he took. He looked up at it, taking in the sight of this relatively short structure.

"Neat Ztuff." He remarked, followed by a pause.

"It'z almozt az eef thyiz garden eezn't completely empty!"

What followed could only really be described as maniacle cackling. He laughed way harder at his own joke than any joke warranted. Wrapping his arms around himself he held his sides, his chorus of laughter bordering on the absurd. While his sentiment was true it really wasn't THAT funny, even to him.

But he would laugh. The real joke was yet to be played. With his head forward as he cackled his hat was leaned so that while they could only see the back of his head he could look and see them in full. He cast what was both a brief and secretive glance behind him, gauging the reactions of the crowd at his back before turning back to resume his character. The laughter died down and there he simply stood, head down and arms hanging limply at his sides.
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