"Now, ye see... What's happened there is that we didn't think this through..."Risa said as Lisa and her enjoy their doner kebabs on a bench, outside and in the vicinity of the magazine store... This happened after they were politely asked by a staff member that indeed, no foods are alowed within the establishment, especially not one prone to messy mishaps as a doner kebab... On the other hand Marza just decided to leave her share of the kebabs with the two to continue on inside...
"I guess they did remove kebab..."Lisa said with a smirk on her face...
"Please not that meme... And how do you manage to be humorous at a time like this... Can't do it for some reason...""Maybe it's because I don't have a cold..."As Lisa said that her smirk grew wider as she realizes something...
"Ha ha... You can't really escape your illness via the usual method of transfering your main to a different primary split, can't you? Since all primaries will be a copy of you now, which means they'd also have the cold...""I hate you...""Then that is self-hatred since technically I am you...""Yes but only technically, You do realize you're the only secondary split's memory I bother to keep an internal copy of...""Yes and we both know that's only because you can only keep an internal copy of exactly one split... So you, well we may need to do a training montage to get that up...""You know that I know that we both know that I am... well we are too lazy to bother doing that...""Yes... And I've just had a thought tho... do ANY magical girl ever bother to train?""Well we should ask one... We literally cannot be any more than a kilometer from another magical girl in this city...""How do we find one tho properly tho, aside from running into them in a battle like before?""Easy... We use our loudmouthed magical girl detector... Or at least magical potential detector...""Here... hold this, I'mma grab her..."Risa said as she handed over her kebab to Lisa, who now has to hold onto all three shares much to her chagrin...
Within the Magazine shop however, things are a happenin... Marza, after browsing through the more questionable items in the racks found herself a girl who was practically glowing in her eyes near the back of the store... She fluttered over on her butterfly wings towards the individual and began speaking...
"You girl with the glasses... Now I don't want to sound like your stereotypical magical girl mascot on so many of them TV shows but I can't help but notice that you glow like a protostar... Now I can't personally ignite ye but would you like me to hook you up with a fairy? Coz judging from them magazines yer holding, you have a keen interest in... Mahou Shoujo... Unless it's a different sort of interest... Ohh maybe its ~"Before the fairy could finish however she was interrupted with a strong gust of air which sent her into one of the magazine racks...
"Marza... what did I tell you about harassing girls just because they had potential?"Marza got herself sorted after her tumble and looked at her "partner" with a light smirk...
"To not to... And I don't remember you having lungs as good as tha... oh yeah you shout a lot and your very loud... makes sense now...""Grr... Now if you're done fulfilling your fantasies git outside coz I've decided you're going to do something of use..."Risa then turned towards the girl and bowed low...
"I'm terribly sorry for the behavior of my companion here... I apologize on her behalf because I know that she wont do it herself...""I would but I don't consider what I did wrong in any way shape or form..."At that Risa turned her attention to her butterfly winged fairy...
"See what you were attempting to do was recruit a citizen, a minor at that of Japan to risk her life to fight... essentially monsters... I'm not terribly well informed about the laws but I'm pretty sure that's a crime...""Uhh... hello you said yes when I did that to you..."A light blush painted Risa cheeks at the mention of when she turned into a full magical girl...
"That's besides the point...""What point?"At that Lisa approaches, with a satisfied look on her face catching the tailend of the conversation...
"No point... Also, why are you in here I thought I told you to stay outside and hold onto our... Wheres my doner?""And mine..."Marza added...
"I removed kebab...""You ate three doners?"Risa said in mild surprise...
"Technically two... there was a third left of yours and two thirds left of Marza's""You utter glutton... Wasn't that food supposed to cheer me up because of my terrible night and dreadful morning?""Yes it was but I decided since I was you, technically "you" still consumed your share..."She stopped as she noticed the non too friendly glare she's receiving from Risa and Marza...
"Alright alright... we can go eat something else then...""WE are going to eat something else, while you on the other hand will get nothing..."At this Risa turned back to the girl with glasses...
"As apology over the fact that my fairy here harassed you I would like to offer you compensation through food... All expenses on me..."Behind her Lisa and Marza whispered to each other, though from the sudden tensing of Risa's shoulders she definitely hears them...
"I think she's asking someone out on a date again...""Sure looks like it..."
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