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Cripple Joe, being rocketed through the high skies of Earth for unknown reasons, even to me, the pseudo-GM of this literal shitfest. Well, due to the story needing it, of course. But cognitive reasoning isn't exactly this roleplay's forte. Crippled Joe's exact speed, 88 kilometers per parsec, would melt any human. But Cripple Joe is no ordinary human. He is the former Absque soldier, serving in 2 wars. That's a shitton of deaths. And being exposed to these deaths made Cripple Joe immune to all known forms of ventriloquism. Back to the present. Cripple Joe was somewhere over the South Pacific but now he's over mainland Americaland because kilometers are different from miles. 

Interesting fact about Cripple Joe: He has no eyes. So he did not see Harambe flying before him. Cripple Joe flew into Harambe with all the might of a crippled old alien hitting a cement wall with his little crippled fists. Unfortunately for Harambe, Crippled Joe had entered the High Skies, which automatically made him a hipbone and appendix of Primordial Matrices. And Crippled Joe was a significant source of fiber. So Harambe was knocked out cold. And Crippled Joe fell to Earth.

Crippled Joe fell on top of Otto.

The Fabrical Matrices of the Chamber of the Prodigal Son are strained to the point where the Primordial Matrices of the Pillar of Color Known Formerly as Red resonate within the stone walls, creating a Riftstrain of unique properties. Only immaterial beings may transverse it. Such as the Pillars of Color. Or the Transient Childbeing

Crippled Joe of the High Skies was launched into the High Skies, but not THE High Skies that he had been named after. No, no, no. These High Skies were merely the skies above the Island of Corton, not the metaphysical High Skies that he originated his Toaster Terror from, because THOSE High Skies are located outside of the Central Universal Axis and can only be accessed by completely crippling yourself and taking some dank ass kush. This dank ass kush allowed Joe to learn of the threat toasters pose to reality, along with the INFERNAL CHILDBEING. Back to the present, Cripple Joe was flying. Somehow. Maybe it was the kush. Who knows at this point. He flew towards the Hospital-brand Hospital, where Harambe had apparated. He needed to warn the Pillar of Color about the impending invasion and such. Cripple Joe missed his eyesight.

Riftstrain Physics and Antimatter Zoning

Riftstrain Physics

Riftstrains are errors and abnormalities in the Transdimensionalunicore Fabric Matrix. To first understand the sciences of Riftstrains, one must first understand Transdimensionalunicore Physical Membrane Zoning. Transdimensionalunicore Matrices make up the entirety of everything, even the Lands Beyond, which do not exist due to their comprehension error stimuli such as the Man With Negative Souls, and the Plant of Death. These Matrices can be divided into several categories: Fabrical, Terror, and Primordial. Fabrical Matrices are used for more mundane manners, such as composing all that there is and there is not, and everything in between.

Terror Matrices compose the Temporal Systems of the Planesworlds. Any temporal attacks or just about anything related to the timestream all rely on Terror Matrices to travel and to take effect. A prime example of this is the Trans Temporal Toaster Terror, named so due to it's usage of the Terror Matrices to enforce the deconstruction of all toasters within a certain radius of Terror Matrices. Hence, all temporal attacks must utilize Terror in the name, lest they misfire and cause something on par with the Deletion of '83. We don't speak of the Deletion of '83. -shudders-

Primordial Matrices are used to construct the Primordial Entities, which require their own unique Matrices to hold them together, lest an antimatter hole form and destroy one of the Planesworld, which could be on par with the Deletion of '83. -shudders-. Primordial Matrices are extremely rare, and should not be meddled with lest a new Primordial be formed. This could cause many disasters, such as the collapse of Arby's as a corporation.

Matrices as a whole are not very sturdy, and so often strain to a point where holes form. These strains act as rifts in between the Planesworlds. The only unstrainable Matrices are Primordial, as if they form Riftstrains they will mutate into Hypermen. Information on Hypermen is classified.

Antimatter Zoning

Antimatter exists only within the beating hearts of Primordial Beings and Pillars of Color. Antimatter can be created artificially, but it must be used in zoning techniques lest it rage out of control and create a Pseudohyperman. Information of Pseudohypermen is classified. Antimatter Zoning is a technique that allows for the creation of Semi-Planesworlds. Zoning formats the infinite possibilities of antimatter into a temporary dimension that can be used to store valuables for up to 1 year. Antimatter Zoning is banned in every Planesworld except PseudohyperRussia.

@jasonwolf
I'm reading through the entries from the beginning and Atlas' plight to make friends is as good as when I wrote it. Now I'm excited for the traffic boom that will hopefully happen soon.

t@AdobeFlash Well lets see. Seph is on the top floor. Most people are on the second floor. The only one really close in Maria who is an NPC.@jasonwolf

Well hopefully someone thinks of me and goes to check on the basement. Maybe someone could hear the thud or shuffling or something along those lines. I just want friends

I for one am offended that none of the members of our little Trenchcoat Brigade have come to help old Atlas, with his bleeding eyehole

@ArkmageddonCat

What's your favorite Hell?

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Harambae may now bring life into the world due to the instability in the Fabrical Matrix. 

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