ALonelyParrot

Ignore This Please

Here, the OOC is not safe from the Insanity...

Ignore This Please

Have you ever felt the need to express your anger? DO YOU, have bottled up emotions that you'd like to unleash? Does writing that is orderly, neatly, and meticulously organized disgust you? Then look no further! This is the right place for you! This is...

ENDLESS RANDOMNESS!!!

(AHAHAHAHA. This sounds so much like a sales pitch. XD)
Though, one does not simply walk into this thread. Just kidding, you can. No, seriously, you can. There's no need to ask, no need to apply, no need to create character sheets (if you want to, go ahead, but I doubt that the IC is safe from the insanity, nor is the OOC), or even no need to think to join this thread. You just need to type something in (Example: sldjfaoehfaiwhfhvizuflodnlvxlvcnzjlihrsdfiuhvojoiajoahfvhlkoavudofhv;offjoasdhvoadvppizcionosvheror. <= that counts as an entrance.)
In this post, there are almost no rules! (YOU MUST FOLLOW THE GLOBAL RULES OF THIS SITE. WITH MANY, MANY PERIODS MARKS.............. If you seriously don't know the rules, go here => roleplayerguild.com/topics/77193-moder.. and here =>roleplayerguild.com/topics/531-fundame.. and as always guys, be cool like fonz) So go the ever-so elusive GODMODE. Cause METEORS to spontaneously fall from the sky. Create 9001 FEET TALL CHICKENS! Basically, the premise of this thread is to GO ABSOLUTELY:
NUTS
HAM
BONKERS
CRAZY
INSANE
NONSENSICAL
CHAOTIC
BE SURE TO FOLLOW SITEWIDE RULES (Really? Come on cautious me. People don't need this notice a second time...)
So Yah. Go nuts. Oh, and also, it's gonna start raining soon in this thread. (Now that I've reread the rules, I think this post might put me in hot water XD. If the Admins find this is better for the SPAM zone, then please put this in the SPAM zone or delete it. Otherwise, let the crazy begin.)
IN THE BEGINNING, nah. I'm not gonna go with that entrances. Suddenly, poof, this thread's landscape is now in the Winnie the Pooh universe. How I got that, I accidentally wrote poof as "pooh". It's now raining puppies that can't die or get injured from fall damage. Let's make some noise.

Phoenix Wing (A Fairy Tail RP-Always Open, Open)

Jackson and Sakura

"Big brother, I don't feel so well..." Sakura says as she holds onto Jackson's clothing. Jackson kneels down onto the wooden floor and places his right hand on Sakura's dirty hair.
As he gazes into Sakura's sparkling eyes, Jackson replies to Sakura, "Don't worry little sis. Some people get sick riding boats." Jackson attempts to force a smile and look as healthy as ever. This doesn't work on Sakura, as she immediately reads his face and discovers that Jackson too is under a spell of sickness. She giggles slightly.
"You're sick like I am, big brother!" Sakura exclaims excitingly while point at his face. Jackson give a soft yet hearty laugh in response to his sisters observant eyes.
"Yes I am, little sis." As he finishes those words, Jackson recollects on what had just occurred. He realizes that a sum of time has passed since Jackson and Sakura had departed for their new life. As the boat jumped, rocked, and heaved, the two of them stayed within the lodgings that their generous cousin had given them. In their room, Jackson sees the oaken, iron studded door behind Sakura, the sturdy glass windows on the left wall, and a round table in the center of the room that is surrounded by seats that are all fixed to the floor. As Jackson finishes his assessment, he also remembers that behind him are the seats that he and his sister were sitting on and the lacrima lantern that hangs from the ceiling.
"Big Brother?" Sakura asks. As she says this, Jackson turns his head to face Sakura.
"Yes?" He replies.
"I'm bored." Jackson gives a soft chuckle in response to his sisters announcement.
"Okay. Do you want to play cards?"
As Jackson says those words, Sakura's eyes immediately light up with excitement. She gasps and begins to hop in a circle. "Cards! Cards! Cards! We get to play Cards!"
"Yes we do," Jackson says as he watches his sister bounce up and down in jubilee. After a short moment, Jackson lifts himself up with his legs and walks towards table, taking a seat at one of the stationary stools. Sakura giggles happily as she quickly rushes to climb on one of the stools.
"Oh, cards! Cards! Cards!"
"Yes, cards, Sakura, cards," Jackson says lovingly. From his belt, Jackson procures his magic cards that he had carefully made during his free time. Memories of the effort it took to engrave the backs and to draw the faces of the cards return the fond feelings Jackson had during his time with these cards. Jackson continues to wander through his mind, eventually arriving to his mother. He remembers her love, her caress, her-
"Jackson!" Sakura exclaims.
"Oh! Sorry little sis!" Immediately Jackson begins to deftly shuffle the cards. As the cards run against his skin, he begins to focus his magic into the cards, causing them to glow slightly. Sakura begins to laugh excitingly in anticipation of the game that the two about to play. The cards gradually get brighter and brighter until they become glowing, pure white. Suddenly, a small cloud of white sparkles explode from the cards, causing Sakura to squeal with thrilling emotion. The cards are dealt out expertly by Jackson. After dealing out five cards to both himself and his sister, Jackson lays out the cards in a rectangular pattern and places the rest in the middle. The game is about to begin.

Phoenix Wing (A Fairy Tail RP-Always Open, Open)

Just wondering, do GMs announce changes in time?

TNT - The Nameless Tavern. (Always Open)

@Alisdragon911
"Oh, please excuse my rudeness. Anyways, I'll begin laying out the runes," James says. From his bag, he takes out a small, green chalk and begins writing runes along the corners of the tavern...

A Single Table

Ahem. Excuse me, but this RP is somewhat of a mix between impromptu writing, general story arcs, and a whole lot of experimenting. There is only one seat at the playing table, but if you so choose, another seat may be brought, allowing another to play. I, as the GM, will not be playing as a playable character but will be setting forth events, NPC reactions, and other such things.
This will be a fantasy/steampunk RP. Generic classes such as Warriors, Mages, and Thieves are present, but also Gunmen, Brawlers, and other strange classes will be available. Just make your own character and I'll say whether or not it's appropriate. (Which, probably, it will be as this will be pretty lenient) Also, character development might occur depending on how far you want to go with it. Without further ado, I will begin.
A small, stout man takes a seat at one of the wooden tables. His appearance harbors a large, red, robust beard that hangs from his face to his belly. A large cloak conceals his head, and the article of clothing rolls down to the rest of his body.
The stubby man observes his surroundings. A tavern, though not a tavern of mirth and heartiness, but one of silence and steam. The walls are wooden and are lined with rust encrusted pipes that feed the different parts of the building with power and water. Above each table is a kerosene lamp, each fed fuel through a small pipe. Behind a tarnished, brass counter, the tavern keeper, mangy and dingy as one may be, holds a scratched glass cup, is cleaning the interior with a dirtied rag. The wall that faces his back holds a large array of hard liquors that have different labels and brands.
As our dwarfish man continues sitting with beads of sweat running down his face, he takes out a pack of cards, each card individually engraved with runic writings. He lays each of them onto the table, as if waiting for a guest.

Phoenix Wing (A Fairy Tail RP-Always Open, Open)

@Zarkun
kk, just wondering. Also, when do you suppose everyone will be back from Crocus?

Phoenix Wing (A Fairy Tail RP-Always Open, Open)

Jackson and Sakura

As Jackson and Sakura are walking through a forest, Jackson carries a illuminated card that lights their path. Gradually, as they continue down the path, the amount of trees begin to thin, and they reach a small town below them that is facing a darkened sea. As they begin their descent down the path, Jackson puts away the lit card and proceeds to analyze the layout of this small coastal village.
The village is sloped, going from the position of Jackson all the way to the sea. Two large cliffs wall off the sides of the town, preventing anyone from approaching from the sides of the village. Many of the buildings line the streets that all connect the sea and the forest together. At the shore are many docks where several ships are staying.
Hastily, Jackson guides Sakura through the town, avoiding the people that move about during the late night. Eventually, he reaches docks and upon doing so, a large man in sailor's clothing greets him.
"I express my greatest gratitudes, cousin. I presume that by morning my sister and I will be at Hargeon?" Jackson asks.
In response, the man replies, "Yes." As he confirms, Jackson's cousin walks up to his ship. "She's one of the fastest ships there is. Also, I'll give ya and your little sis some lodging and food. After all, that large sum of money you gave me is more than enough to cover the costs."
"Yes. There was much pain in getting that amount of currency. Anyways, let us embark." Both Jackson and Sakura board the ship, ready to leave behind those six terrible years of abuse and pain.

Phoenix Wing (A Fairy Tail RP-Always Open, Open)

Question: Is the Pheonix Guild in Magnolia. Just want to make absolutely sure since I couldn't find where it was stated.

Phoenix Wing (A Fairy Tail RP-Always Open, Open)

Jackson and Sakura

"Hush! He might hear us!" Jackson says to Sakura as he's stuffing a sack with food, supplies, and clothing under candle light. What is about to take place may either be the best or worst decision Jackson will make in his lifetime. Jackson is going to flee from his home. Not only that, he'll also be whisking his sister, Sakura, away to a better place, hopefully.
As Jackson is continuing to pack, Sakura says, "Will father be angry if we leave the house now?" She clasps her hands behind her back while rotating slightly.
"Sakura, don't ask questions. Dad is deep sleeping right now. Do you want to see him when he wakes up from his deep sleep?" Jackson replies.
"No... but will he be angrier if we go outside the house at night?" Sakura asks.
Jackson hastily replies, "Yes, he will, but it does not matter. We need to leave as soon as possible. Mother would say the same thing if she were hurt by a person like dad. Here, wrap this around your shoulders." Jackson passes Sakura a small sack packed with her doll, cards, and book. As Sakura equips the small sack, her face reveals a very worried look. In response, Jackson gently says, "Don't worry, Sakura. We'll be meeting very nice people when we arrive at Magnolia."
"Magnolia?"
"Yes, Magnolia. Like in the stories I told you. Now, do not say anything now, we're leaving now." As Jackson says this, Sakura slowly nods her head. As Sakura agrees, Jackson takes his own sack, filled with food, basic supplies, a compass, a map, and some money. After Jackson fits upon his belt his magic cards, Jackson clasps the ring around his neck, muttering, "Mother, I ask of you, be our guardian in our time of need and grant us safe travels to Magnolia." After his utterance, Jackson gently holds Sakura's hands, blows out the candle, and hurries through the backdoor and into the dark and silent village. Thus, the journey begins with him and Sakura walking in the direction of Magnolia.