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Current I saw a one-legged man at the ATM. He was checking his balance.
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Where do bad rainbows go? To a prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.
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@LG aw hell yeah! Keepin my eye out for it for sure!
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for his fresh prints.
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tfw the colonies have better healthcare than the mainland
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Mommy issues galore
Yes yes I am going to be in v2 since I missed my chance last time around.

w i t h



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Senior Year at any regular school might’ve been a pretty big deal. College prep on the minds of everyone, relationships entering their “make or break” stage (a.k.a. the point where lover decide to stick it out past graduation or call it quits at that final party), and, of course everyone’s favorite part, the exams. Oh, the exams! Every teacher who wasn’t part of the art department (we all saw how disasterrific that assembly was) were going to put the students through academic hell.

But Senior Year at Rosefell? Oh, that was much worse. Exams and relationship failures took a backseat to stabbings, gang activity, and attempted murder -- and that was only if it was on a slow day. Everyone had a lot of shit on their minds and it was so very dramatic. Nobody knew how to chill. They only saw the bad that life produced. Whether it was Jordan Ross doing whatever it was Jordan Ross felt like doing or the many, many, many failed attempts Richard Brian gave to try and get Missy Elliot’s time of day (don’t ever call her that if you like breathing).

It was just too much for some people, in which the “some” was only one person; and this one person knew how to keep the good vibes rolling. If when everyone else failed to keep the party going, even when those who decided to cause trouble or stir the pot with existing trouble tea about to boil over, Nathaniel Blake knew just how to make everyone smile.

He knew what people thought of him. He knew that how he held himself and how unnervingly positive he remained even when they called him lame, an idiot, and a waste of space, Nate knew that he couldn’t let anyone do get him down. He knew that he had to keep up the high spirits. He held no ill will for those who might criticize him for how he lived his life. IF they were beefing with him, then that was on them but no way was Nate going to let their Negative Nancy energy get in the way of him enjoying himself (wherever that might be).

As Nate pulled up in his mother’s beaten up jeep, a car that was able to go the distance as long as you didn’t push her too hard or too fast. He might’ve arrived at the party a little later than he had hoped, but he knew he would make it to his destination. He never had any doubt!

Once the jeep was parked and once he did a decent scan of the party, he saw a lot of familiar faces and a lot of them belonged to people he liked to think were his friends. Grooving to the music in his head, he spotted others like that new girl Cami and the blonde goddess herself, Aria talking a bit away. When he saw who was probably perfection personified, he knew this would be his night.

“Her. She needs to see my sick moves!” Nate nodded to himself repeatedly as he knew this meant for a special occasion. And what exactly did Nathaniel Blake do for special occasions? He brought out his special weapon.

As he quickly removed himself from the jeep and pulled out a seemingly normal portable boombox-looking object, it was the right size. It was smaller than most were. Compact. He could place it on his shoulder and it wouldn’t impede his movement that much. Most were around twelve pounds, but the one that Nate held in his hand by the handle was about five pounds (give or take). It was fitted with a smartphone feature that would play anything from his Spotify.

Before anyone around him would know it, as Nate The Great, who was sporting his trademark beige and red fedora (no sunglasses since it was, well dark out), a sleeveless light blue shirt, and Hawaiian swim trunks/shorts that served as swimming trunks, he was grooving to the bumpin, funky tunes of Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars’ Uptown Funk. He played it loud enough so that he could hear it over the increasingly loud beats the rest of the party was hearing. But he didn’t care! Nate the Great was a man on a mission!

Nate wasn’t the type to know limits. He had it in him to make grand gestures, to make those sort of statements that were bold and probably impractical (not to mention unrealistic). He also loved rather simply. When he crushed on someone, it was known and felt from a mile away. Because he wasn’t one to be subtle about it, sometimes that put people off but for some who were so laidback, so chill, and so-so-so beautiful like Tyra Washington, how could he not be just a bit smitten with her. She carried that beautiful head of hair on her shoulders with confidence that Nate couldn’t imagine having without some weed. He didn’t know if she used but what he knew he lacked, somehow it rose to the surface whenever he happened to be near her.

“This one’s for Tyra,” he muttered to himself, letting the flow of the uptown funk carry him into the company of RIch, Sam, and Tyra. “Wassup ladies and Richie!” Nate placed his boombox on the ground, leaning against whatever was closest as his eyes wouldn’t leave Tyra’s (but obviously not in a creepy way). Doing his best to be chill, he played his next move as smoothly as he could. “So, Tyra, feel like a dance?” He asked, half-smirking. He hoped to god he was coming off as charming and not at all creepy like Joe Goldberg.
@Dirty Pretty Lies Mads is accepted! Feel free to move her over whenver!
Yes please more victims for ricky
@Sage Orion 0312 Not at this time, no. Sorry.

Meadow View had been quite busy for the past week putting on parades, street-side celebrations, and events in honor of the start of the fall semester for both new students beginning their residency at Meadow University and also for those who were returning students. For the entire week, whether you were a returning student or not, the celebrations were your chance to get reacquainted with your classmates whom you haven’t seen in a few months, to let loose of pre-semester jitters, and to fully embrace your return. This was the time to live it up before the actual school year was about to begin.

And throughout that entire week, amid the celebrations and amidst those long nights, with just a few days away from the start of the semester, a lot were probably looking forward to one big party before they had to suffer through the same old “tell us about yourself” nonsense but specifically for those returning for their third year, they were most likely ready. But just exactly how would third years get the party started? How will they expend whatever excess energy they have pent up? By going to what might possibly be the wildest party they’ll ever attend!


It had been a yearly tradition at Meadow University. While all of the adults and available law enforcement personnel were busy within the town of Meadow View, policing and patrolling the streets where various town-specific celebrations were being held, there was always one party that flew under the radar. Every year, the location changed and only one person knew about it but that one person was so connected and so crafty in how he flew under the radar that this party -- the one that puts Project X to shame -- is the most talked about, most raved about, most tweeted, insta’d, snapchatted party of the year.

Its name? It goes by many but it’s always been referred to as “The Great Bash”, for no matter how many parties or get-togethers might happen after the fact, The Great Bash has always been the one to set the example of what a real Meadow University party experience.

Unlike last year’s Great Bash that nearly got discovered by campus security, who were specifically there to close down any unsanctioned party, the 2019 Great Bash was all kept hush-hush but if you fell within the right crowd, even if you didn’t get the magical text, if you knew the faces or saw people haul in crates of what looked to be booze and other party favors, then you would know that at exactly 9:30 pm, when city celebrations were about to be at their peak and fireworks were about to go off, you would know that this was the exact moment the Great Bash kicked off.

Deep in the woods, there is a path marked “private”. It’s barely noticeable but if you know where to look, it’s a path that has a clearcut way to Meadow Lake and near the lake is the secret clubhouse simply known as The Hawk’s Nest. It is a somewhat elegant and rustic multi-floored cabin that not only houses old sports equipment and fishing poles but it is the perfect place for a secluded location where the party, which has no host but a working DJ, tables full of whatever you might need: drinks, food, certain “party favors”, and plenty of room to let all of that summer energy out.

This might not be as glamorous as a fancy ball for some who are used to that sort of thing, but Meadow University Parties are legendary. A lot of shit happens that sets the stage for the events that may follow. So why not cause a little mayhem?
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