AlteredTundra

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Psychopath*

@Chasebloodcrest

Just because I'm crazy doesn't mean I'm wrong. It just means my level of genius is beyond your comprehension. Also fuck you, ketchup is good on anything!

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I went through a phase of putting ketchup on everything. Didn't matter if it was sandwiches, pizza, chips, I was obsessed with it. I still sort of do it but nowhere as often as I do now.

Not sure if considered a combo in the food context but I like garlic and eat it straight up sometimes. My friends say I'm weird for doing that, but then again, I'm a weird dude.

Palm Beach Royals: Senior Year

He knew he made the right decision to remain quiet, but on some level, Kavi wanted to say something. The part of him that caused this mess that felt the need to get the last word in, that wanted to pull Ariel by the arm and make her understand his side. He wanted to tug at the part of her that he knew would listen to him because he knew he had that effect on her. He knew that she loved him. Despite all of what she said to him, despite all of the shitty things he did to her and how much harder he was going to make her life, he knew she still loved him.

As he was likely moments away, Kavi realized something. This was exactly what they meant. From Chanel and Julie to even Ryland, this was what they were talking about. The retrospect reflection of it all, Kavi cursed himself because he was stupid. He called Ryland a tool but maybe that wasn’t it. Deep down, maybe he knew who he was referring to?

Shaking his head, he snapped out of it, attempting to walk forward and wanting to reach out for Ariel’s hand. If he could get her to understand, perhaps then she could see his side of things. Yes, that’s what he had to do. Reach out and just make her see!

But then her words echoed back, playing like a bad song in his head.

“You will never be able to make me feel anywhere near as dumb as you act.”

Those words sent fire through his heart and chills down his spine. The absence of feeling in her voice and how cold she seemed stopped him in his tracks. Not even April’s kind words and tone pulled him out of just how royally he fucked up today. He thought he could fix this. He thought he could maybe get her to see this was okay and what everyone else was saying was complete and utter bullshit. Kavi thought wrong. He wasn’t right here and it took Ariel’s reality check to send him into a state where anything spoken to him fell on deaf ears.

“Everything is fucked.”

Those were Kavi’s only words as he gathered his bag and went to his first class. There was no point in getting Ariel to see his side, not when he didn’t even believe in it anymore.

Palm Beach Royals: Senior Year

Great. Just great.

Kavi knew he fucked up. Before the words had left the safe space of his lips, before he could process what a horrible mistake he made, and even before the thundering clap resounded off of his cheek, whiplashing his head to the side, Kavi knew what a grave error of judgment he made by calling Chanel a bitch. Forgetting the fact that it was accurate and she was a hypocrite, Kavi still shouldn’t have said it out loud, not with how volatile the situation was. He should’ve had the frame of mind to bite his tongue or at least say it when the rest of her best friends were out of ear-shot. That would have been the smart thing to do. But then again, when was Kavi Antonio Salvador known for taking the intelligent route?

As he lamented on what he had just done and dealt with the aftermath, Kavi realized Chanel and the others of the Unholy Trinity weren’t the only ones he had to deal with. Despite the stinging redness on his cheek being fresh on his mind, it wasn’t the only mistake created by Kavi’s stupidity. There was Ryland, who conveniently departed amidst the thunderstorm of Julie’s slap. He had to deal with the two girls in his life that caused him the most grief. Both were silent, both were refusing to look at him and talk to him (he was assuming).

Kavi rubbed the back of his neck, looking between the two and trying to figure out what the next course of action was. Lord knew right now he was in a tough spot. Say the wrong thing, especially at this point, and that would make things worse but say nothing and Kavi felt he would be betraying himself. A lot of shit happened and it did so at such a rate that made it difficult to process. But he wasn’t a quitter and despite regret for saying it out loud, Kavi didn’t feel bad for saying it. At the least, though, he had the frame of mind not to say anything about it per-se to April’s face.

So with most of his options dead and gone, Kavi kept his lips shut. He knew they were a weapon of mass destruction and the best option he could make was to not say anything.

Shuffle your music player and post the first 10 songs

_{Fuck You In Heaven — Riki Lindhome and Jason Ritter — Fuck You In Heaven (Single)
Experiment On Me — Halsey — Birds of Prey: The Album
Mama Said — Lukas Graham — Lukas Graham (Blue Album
Uptown Funk — Mark Ronson (feat. Bruno Mars) — Uptown Special
Alexis Bliss — Bowling For Soup — Alexis Bliss (Single)
Ain't Nobody — Rufus and Chaka Khan — Stompin at the Savoy - Live
Arise My Senses — Bjork and Arca — Utopia
Silver Lining — Sons of the East — Burn Bright Through
Don't Think Twice — Hikaru Utada — Face My Fears
To Build A Home — The Cinematic Orchestra (feat. Patrick Watson) — Ma Fleur}

What Are You Listening To?

Not usually a fan of Dua Lipa but this one came to my attention and, well I dig the song.

Post a random fact about yourself.

Contrary to popular belief, I am not an irrelegular, treeless Arctic region of the world.

Meadow University

If there had ever been a moment in Nathan Blake’s life where his entire mood was hindering on one moment, it was the impending sense of dread growing in the pit of his stomach as he waited for Jasper’s response.

He didn’t do much. He gave her a simple greeting, acknowledged Ramona Martin, and waited for whatever response was on its way. If he was being honest, he prepared himself for the inevitable rejection. Would he prefer to get down on the dancefloor? Of course, but Nate always prepared himself for the worst-case scenario. At least then he might be able to pick up the pieces of himself that remained after the fact and find someone else. At the same time, however, nobody likes getting rejected and Nate was one of them.

So Nate waited in agonizing silene and smiled to keep his spirits away and appear ‘normal’. Jasper spoke to Mona and he lingered about awkwardly until her soul-piercing eyes landed on him. He had been through this particular rodeo to know when someone was trying to decide on rejection or giving him a chance. The way her eyes reduced all of his barriers to rubble was proof of this, so he did his best to not seem afraid for his life, but Jasper was an assertive girl and he couldn’t help but feel venerable near her. That and she was just so gosh-darn sexy that Nate couldn’t peel his gaze from hers.

“I can hold my liquor, no problem!” Nate grinned, knowing if he didn’t at least say that he could, all hopes were lost. Truth was, he never was a big fan of alcohol but whatever it took, right? “So, who’s going first?” Nate asked, exchanging a glance with Mona and Jasper.

Dead silence.

Hello silence, my old friend.

Paranoia and the voices in his head that told him the worst happened began to set in as Nate wondered if he said the wrong thing. He did this a lot and tried his best not to, but his mouth had a will of its own... sometimes. It was only a few seconds later that Nate realized what the cause of silence was and it wasn’t his mouth or overall presence that made Jasper suddenly look as though she wanted to punch someone.

“Uh, maybe I should--”

"Well come on you two. Try and keep up,"

"Coming!"

Nate’s feet moved before common sense could advise him to think about his next action quickly. Whatever was going to happen with Jasper, her brother, and the redhead making moves on Ty, Nate knew it wasn’t going to be good. Still, like the curious, lovable dog that he was, Nate followed with gusto.

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As familiar surroundings took Theodore down a path straight to the beverages table, the ginger teen couldn’t stop himself from smiling at how the party itself was starting to come together as faces he knew showed up at one point or the other. Between the gathering crowd at the beverages table that had some people that Theo preferred not to get involved with (save for Nate and Mona) and, of course, the disaster-in-the-making with Baby MacMillan and Dark and Edgy, Ty Delamar, he was keeping his distance. This was due to how he knew a storm was about to rage about and he didn’t want to be anywhere near the rising tides that was Ty’s sister, Jasper.

“Poor Nate, being forced to tag along because he has the hots for that hot mess,” Theo noted, shaking his head as he and Mona followed her.

Theo preferred it like this. Now he could get the drinks he wanted and didn’t have to bother with enduring Nate The Great's obnoxious one-liners.

He stopped in front of the table, scanning it for something specific. In less than twenty seconds after he had dragged his green eyes across the table and back multiple times, Theo cursed not so silently as he realized that not only was the whiskey bottle missing but so was the tequila bottle, leaving without his top two hard liquors. “I guess we’re going Russian.” Theo couldn’t stop himself from laughing. He knew Bas could take his liquor but if it wasn’t fruity, Maddie wasn’t going to have it.

Theo contemplated and searched for alternatives. As he did that, he turned around and spotted a few people of interest. Near Charlotte Diedrikson and the behemoth of a man, Kieran O’Connor, was the alluring beaut, Mackenna Diedrikson. Theo would be remiss if he didn’t say his crush on that Chinese bombshell was more than just a crush but all attempts to get past a certain point have been null and void.

While Theo didn’t stress easy, being Maddie’s brother and often having to console her when she didn’t get her way, he could handle uncomfortable and unfortunate circumstances. He’s dealt with disappointment for years thanks in all part to his parents and, of course, he had to endure Bastian’s often ass-kissing ways when it came to being the “good child” in their mother’s eyes. All of this was proof of Theo’s ability to tackle problems that he knew would come from doing something that wasn’t easy.

Such as working up the nerve to walk up to Mac, knowing full well that the possibility of saying the wrong thing was high. Granted, he wasn’t Nathan Blake, so it wasn’t that high. Theo just got nervous around Mac for obvious reasons and it made him say the wrong thing every time. Unknowingly, he took a swig of the Vodka bottle in his hand and took it with him, following the suit of Baby and Jasper by robbing potential party goers of a specific choice of alcohol.

Five, maybe ten feet closer than he was, Theo took another hefty gulp of the burning, fermented potato water and felt himself nearly chickening out. In what took minutes to decide, a single moment flushed it down the drain as Theo made a beeline for the opposite direction and directly into the Hawk’s Nest/cabin by the lake, which had him taking the road less traveled by young men with his looks. He spotted Connor not long and sighed. “Shit man,” Theo spoke as he put the bottle of Vodka on the beer pong table. “You saw how close I was to talking to her, right?” He then looked at his blonde bro. “This close, Connor!” His right thumb and index finger were raised and within an inch of touching. “I don’t know why I’m so pathetic, bro. This isn’t like me.”

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After she had lingered about outside for close to five minutes, Joey had mostly avoided anyone she could. For whatever reason that penetrated and had made itself comfortable in her mind, Joey’s thoughts were going to the dark side. It started when Lottie had left her be while she made herself comfortable in Kieran’s lap. For the moments that followed, Joey was happy. It was a few months since she last set her eyes on Kiki, so she didn’t want to say she was angry about that. No, it was something else.

As the thought stewed, Joey wandered inside the cabin and found a couch she could rest on. She really just needed a quiet place to think and process exactly what it was she was feeling. As she did that, the thought of Kiki and Lottie made her blood boil for some reason -- wait, no it wasn’t just for some reason. Joey could lie to herself but it was jealousy. As old as time itself, seeing her...Lottie on Kiki’s lap made her jealous. But what for? Why was she jealous?

Her line of thought continued to dig Joey a hole in which she wallowed in for several minutes, continuously sabotaging her sanity by entertaining such negative vibes of uncertain jealously, loneliness, and feeling abandoned.

“That's enough of Debbie Downer!” Joey’s sudden change in mood bounced up just as she did from the couch.

She was on her feet and ran out of the cabin, stopping by one of the unoccupieed beverages tables and poured a line of three vodka shots, downing them in a simultaneous action. Joey let out a short, yet loud, scream as if celebrating victory over something.

The moment she did that and turned around, she had bumped into someone, their heads bumping. “Ouch!” She whined out loud, rubbing her now slightly red forehead as she looked up. Familiar brown skin sent a lightbulb off over her head. “JADE” Joey’s voice screeched as she grasped onto her sorority sister for dear life.

Cancelled - until next time family. Thank you for understanding.

MISFIT AVA

_{Avelina Gabrielle Esposito}


^{(FC: Willa Holland; Dialogue: Amethyst(#ff7f50))}
♫ I love my ass, I wanna shake it
You can thank my mama 'cause she made it
Don't you waste your breath tryna change it
Just mind your own and I'll keep owning it
We gotta learn to stick together
Love your color, gender or whatever
'Cause your happiness don't need a censor
Just mind your own and we'll keep owning it ♫

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► reputation

If there’s anything to be said about Ava, it might be that she’s really good with her mouth (no not like that you sick pervert). She doesn’t have to put in any effort when it comes to her wit and her ability to make any topic, any person, and anything subject to her unrelenting sarcasm. God, how many have fallen to her burns and signature sometimes-fake, sometimes-genuine eye rolls. Many potential dates who might have actually been interested in her likely ran for the hills when she spammed the sarcasm button in her mind.

In addition to that, Ava can be blunt and reckless. This either stems from the lack of any notion of common sense. Oh, yes, she does not know how to make good decisions to save her life. Be it good grades, sticking to one set of legs in favor of ones less hairy, Ava has been known to ship off to the closest pretty face that smiles at her or she happens to smile at. She’s like the Distracted Boyfriend meme but instead of being tall, white, and blond, she’s a chick with a desire to part legs further than the red fucking sea!

Anyone close to her or anyone with a brain that knew the name Ava Brie Esposito knew just how much of a woman whore she really is. She’s not embarrassed but don’t you dare call her a thot. She’s not Chloe Beauchene (“don’t hate me girl. I still love them kissable lips!”). Ava embraces who she is and lives her best life. It’s not always successful nor does she always come out on top (she’s naturally a dom). The thing about her is commitment. For reasons clear only to her, she jets as soon as shit gets too serious. She’ll make up excuses or sabotage herself. Well, it’s either that or she wants to pop as many cherries as she can before College.

...Okay, that’s a lie. She just does what she likes to and feels good while doing it. Pure and simple.

► noteworthy appearance traits

Ava is average height but packs a punch with a lean physique. Her lean body attributes to her entire vibe and heightened by beauty and style that is one part fashionably feminine and everything else 100% bad bitch who doesn't give two shits. She goes between medium length hair and short hair but always does it with the intention to bring focus to her hazel-green eyes. Easily her best feature other than her sense of humor.

► ride/favorite item

Ava rejects the stereotypes of a rich kid buying rich kid things with her rich daddy money, but even she isn’t above her most prized possession: her Dior Silver So Real Sunglasses

► current dilemma

nobody knows yet, not even her parents, but Ava didn’t get into college. She barely even passed high school, which was no doubt a result of her favoring parties and booty than actually caring about her studies. She got by, of course, but only enough so it wasn’t to alert her parents. But as far as getting into her father’s Alma Mater of Meadow University? They laughed at her (no not really but you get it).

► warning

It’s not exactly a known warning but she’ll cringe when she hears her friends talk about their lives when the upcoming fall semester of college rolls around. It’ll put her into a mood because she wanted to plan for that life too. She was looking forward to the sorority life -- or at least mocking those who joined sororities. She was looking forward to chasing college tail, the parties, the life in Vermont but now she can’t. Even worse, now Ava has to postpone the beginning of her journey of becoming a sports broadcaster (and possible talk show host) on the back burner because she didn’t have the frame of mind to put in more effort into her studies.

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► quirks

• If something annoys and/or bores her, she has a tendency to walk away out of lost of interest.
• Whenever she’s sitting down, Ava, sometimes with the intent to do so but mostly unintentionally, will manspread when she sits down.
• Takes way too many selfies. One scroll down her insta and there will be selfies with nate, Selfies with her family, selfies taken of people who don’t know it.

► hobbies

• Anything to do with sports. She doesn’t care what it is but she’ll always tune in.
• Gambling. Let’s just say there comes a certain excitement that comes with underage gambling. Or even using her handy money to get into casinos that look the other way.
• Fantasizing about Chloe. || “So sue me. She’s hot and I’d hit that in a heartbeat if given the chance.”
• Hanging with friends. Not to be too cliche but Ava just enjoys the company of her dudes and dudettes.
• Fitness. Ava, like the majority of her family -- immediate or not -- are fitness nuts and will use any excuse to check into the local gym and get some rounds in whenever they could.

► dreams

Ava loves to hear herself talk, so naturally she wants everyone else to. She has a love for sports. She keeps up with as many as she can. It’s easily the hobby she’d like to make a career out of. In an ideal world, she would love to be a sports broadcaster. She dreams of being the Rachel Maddow of sports reporting.

► fears

Deep down when you rip away all of the humor and sarcasm, Ava’s true fear is getting too close to anyone. She’s been burned too many times and let down that she simply has shut off the part of her brain (or heart depending on the situation) that usually considers lowering her walls. She does it out of self-preservation. She’s down for a casual whatever, but actually getting into a relationship? She’d rather hear Emila cry about her ex for the billionth time.

► likes/dislikes

✔ Anyone bearing female attributes. || “What can I say? I like the fairer sex.”
✔ Sports. Anything from golf to E-Sports, Ava is down for it and will likely follow it obsessively.
✔ Classic Italy — From food to entertainment to the environment, Ava’s love for Italy is bigger than how much the Italian Mob loved Frank Sinatra.
✔ Fitness. Ava's a big fitness nut like her family.
✖ Any mention of male genitalia || “No offense. I’m sure it’s very pleasing for some but I’d rather not have it anywhere near me, much less scarring me for life as a visual reminder why I play for #TeamPeach."
✖ The color orange -- Ava doesn’t understand the appeal and anyone who likes it might need a check-up on a psychological level.
✖ Pineapples. Just no. It’s too firm to be a fruit and belongs nowhere on pizza.
✖ When people don't respect boundaries. || "No means no, asswipe!"

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► occupation

”Who needs money when you have a phat bank account? Okay, yeah I heard as soon as I said it.”

► family

Patrick Brian “Pattie” McCreary || Father || 55 || Irish and Scottish || Arms dealer with IRA (Irish Republic Army) ties (unconfirmed) || Portrayed by Michael Fassbender — “People say dad is a criminal and others say he started a revolution. To me, he’s the owner of my bank account. Thanks for the Infinity, dad!”
Sophia Juliette “Jules” Esposito (Maintained her maiden name) || Mother || 53 || Head of PR for Sony Pictures || Portrayed by Paige Turco — “Mom has too many expectations. If there’s anyone who I’m afraid of letting know about my failures, it’s probably not her because -- well...SHE’S NEVER AROUND!”
Michaelangelo Rian “Mickey” McCreary || Older Brother || 25 || Personal Trainer for the Rich and Famous || Portrayed by Stephen Amell — “Why must you be so macho? Go watch a soap opera, Mick. Maybe you’ll cry instead of being the biggest fuckboy in the west.”
Jovanni Craig “Joe” McCreary || Older Brother || 23 || Singer-Songwriter || Portrayed by Nicholas Hoult — “Of my two idiot brothers, Joey is .05% less annoying than Mike. But that’s not really saying much.”

► brief history

Ava’s life has been a big buttfucking orgy of disappointment. The youngest of three children birthed to potential Irish criminal, Patrick McCreary, an arms dealer and go-to middleman between the NRA and the IRA, and possible enabler/co-conspirator, Sophia Esposito, crisis management extrordinaire who singlehandedly helped Sony out of the hacking scandal of 2014. Her parents are great and if you were to ask for her honest opinion, she’d tell you she loved them to death but do not mistake this for her not knowing exactly what they’re like. Her father is a mansplaining, toxic masculinity-ridden, total fuckboy supervisor who enabled her oldest brother, Michelangelo (Mickey for short) to be the biggest example why white privilege is a thing. At least her second oldest brother, Joey, was slightly less annoying.

So, as stated, Ava’s upbringing, while great environment wise and the family trips to Ireland, Greece, Italy, and so on were great, that didn’t make up for the fact that she felt like the only sane one. She didn’t feel left out or anything but there has never been a doubt in her mind that her quippy humor and overuse of snark and sass is 99.9% thanks to the stupidity she was exposed to early on.

As a young gal, Ava probably didn’t fit in much with the girls. She wasn’t a tomboy like her “dear” friend Val nor was she an over-the-top feminine icon like good ole Chloe, but Ava’s mouth hit like a wrecking ball and didn’t always make friends. But thank god for Shyboy™, Nathan Matthews. She was drawn to him because he wasn’t the type to turn away from her when she made a snappy comment. He was the ideal man: selfless, totally supportive of everything Ava wanted to do and didn’t try and correct her. And had Ava been into guys, she knew they would have boned. He was the perfect friend.

In high school, Ava’s sexual experimentation didn’t take long to take off and disrupt certain routines. She wouldn’t say she’s a slut or a thot or anything but if it had lady parts, it had Ava’s attention. This kind of caused problems with her studies but Ava had been crafty enough to be sort of lowkey with it. She never let it get too bad to where parent-teacher conferences were necessary but she wasn’t winning any scholarships, that’s for sure. And especially not to the family alma mater.

Yeah, remember that cesspool of disappointment? It comes full circle. So much for Ava’s dreams of trying to get her foot into the sports news world, huh? Ah well, maybe the road trip coming up will gift her with the courage to tell her parents. Or if not, then she always wanted to see the country. Not a bad way to do it, right?

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► extra information

Fontmeme || Script Fonts || Venetian (header); Handwriting || Girlnextdoor (basic info)

Playlist song: The best party song of all time: Tik Tok by Kesha!

Contacts

AJ

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. . There's a lot of discrepancies when people talk about AJ and Ava's "friendship". when those around them see the two interact, they only see hostility and antagonistic tendencies. And sure, it's there. There's really no denying that the two have that in common. They are, after all, the very definition of frenemies. They'll chill, they'll laugh together. She'll make fun of his babyface and he'll point out how unfeminine she is despite being feminine as shit, bitch! ←a direct quote by the way! Truth is, they hang out enough to be quite close. She knows things about him that he probably wouldn't want the world to know and certainly he knows just as much about her. At the end of the day, Ava talks a lot of shit about him but he's a swell guy. She'll definitely go to bat for him if he wanted her to. And even if he didn't, she'll still give some unlucky idiot a swift kick in the nuts! “AJ is a chump but he’s the type you want to be around. The sort of boy who will invite you to an awkward road trip with many people showing up who might not like each other. You know, a quality person who obviously shows very little disregard for his own personal health. Nothing can go wrong, right?”

Aleks

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. . Ava can’t really say for certain if she and Alek are “close”, at least not in the sense that he would be the first person on her speed dial or if he had any place on her speed dial. If this were the 2000s, he definitely wouldn’t be on her top 8 friends. But that aside, whenever she needs a spotter at the gym and Juicer Leon is too busy, she knows she can count on him for that. Truth be told, outside of seeing him at parties and Chloe never being able to shut up about him, she doesn’t really know him. But maybe that’s okay? Probably for the best “Alek is a quality gymbro. He’ll spot you for days but god-forbid he loosens up with a shot or two. So lame.”

Chloe

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. . Whether it was due to mutual respect of being their own boss in whatever way applied to them, having enough mutual friends that they jsut ended up becoming close enough friends that had Ava coming over to Chloe’s house and eat up all the grub that Chloe’s Nonna makes, or just the unofficial group she has with Chloe and Reyna, it can’t be denied there’s a friendship between the two. Ava knows, if circumstances were different and the hoe wasn’t so preoccupied with Alek, she would’ve hit that no problem. But Ava respects boundaries whent hey are explicitly stated. More to the point, Chloe’s kind of a boss in Ava’s eyes. She doesn’t know if she would ever be able to do the cam work that she does and put herself out like that, so Ava has to give props where props are due. “You really have to put some meat on them bones. Get down with the thiccness, Chlo!”

Chris

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. . She only knows Chris because he’s always hanging around AJ. So whenever Ava happens to be at a party AJ might be hosting or attends, Ava sees the eyeliner-wearing boy. Unlike AJ, however, there’s no animosity between them. If anything, Chris and Ava have a better acquaintanceship than she does the speedfreak. Between the two of them, they’ve probably exchanged no more than a few hours of some type of conversation. The most time they’ve spent near each other was probably the time Ava did shots with him, which was later revealed to be his first. “So, in a way, I took a v-card of his. Can’t ever say I never did anything for you, Chris!”

Emilia

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. . When it comes to the nature of the friendship(?) that Ava and Emilia have, it’s not a deep one but still there’s a semblance of compassion on both fronts. Ever since a biology project, Ava has always felt protective over Emilia. Then again, anyone who saw just how disastrous Prom was, it’s understandable Ava felt that way. Emilia is a fragile person and anything or anyone who hurts her will likely have to answer to Ava. And if that doesn’t do the trick, Ava could always sick Dumb and Dumber on them. “I can’t express this enough: you need a spine, girl! Reclaim your confidence and forget about Brandon!”

Ivy

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. . Ava can speak a lot about what her relationship with Ivy is like. If there was anyone among the usual suspects she has spent the most time with (aside ThotSquad™ and Nate), Ivy is that person. Whether at a game, watching her punch some unlucky bitch’s lights out, or behind closed doors (or wherever they feel like being), Ava’s thoughts about Ivy could be summed up into three words: “she gets me." Ava isn’t one to ever share her emotions or at least she hates it when they get involved in and Ivy feels the same way. She feels connected on a personal level to Ivy and that’s something that she holds close to her heart. She’s someone special and...shit, Ava might actually… “We click. There’s a spark and we both feel it. And maybe, if I felt differently about the whole emotional aspect, we could--but nah, I’m fine with how things are now. Totally cool with it. Wouldn’t want to change it one bit…”

Josephine

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. . Prom was...Prom was...Prom was an absolute mess. Ava can’t recall when she was at such a more disastrous event at their school. Between this and H.O.T. dismantling for obviously idiotic reasons, Ava vividly recalls just how terribad the whole night was. Between the punch bowl being spiked with Vodka (give you three guesses who did that) and Brandon breaking up with poor, naive Emilia, giving birth to the crying hot mess we have now. And that wasn’t even the worst of it -- at least, not in Ava’s eyes. One could say Carter and Katie took the crown for worst shitstain ever and Savanna Hart decided to take to Instagram about how robbed from the crown she was (go cry to somebody who cares, no longer Queen of Harts), but nobody can know true pain as when Ava found out about Nate and Josie. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the real tea. Ava didn’t have any problem with Josie. Too colorful for her own tastes and just generally annoying like a bad sparkling bug or whatever you wanted to call it, but certainly not a bad person. If circumstances were different, maybe they could have been friends. They have mutuals and certainly could have gotten down with a drink or two if need be, but once Ava heard it from Nate’s lips and realized that she crushed him, that was the end of any possible friendship. If Ava ever sees her and they are alone, you can bet everything on Ava using what she picked up from watching Ivy’s matches and teach that rainbow trainwreck you don’t go and breaking the hearts of her people she cares about. “Come hell or high water, if I have to see this bitch one more time after graduation, I’m going to kick her so hard, she’ll be bleeding skittles!”

Katie

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. . Now Katie is someone Ava can vibe with. Someone who doesn’t see her as a fellow thot or someone who doesn’t know her baggage. No offense to anyone, of course, but sometimes it’s nice to just be around someone who might not know that stuff about her. Katie, much like a few others at the school, is a kindred spirit. She doesn’t let anyone get her down or tell her what to do. But underneath that, similarly, with how Ava has a caramel center under the tough shell she puts on, Katie is softer and kinder. That’s something Ava can resonate with. “Katie girl, you have a fire that should never be put out. God help anyone who tries to do that.”

Leon

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. . When it comes to the resident dumb jock, Ava could talk about him for days just like he could go on and on about how short and annoying she tends to be. Ava can say just how stupid he is and how his lack of understanding of basic principles of simple things like how the sky is blue makes Emilia’s naive nature look astute, but that’s hitting below the belt. Instead, she likes to focus on the good. Leon might not have all of his eggs in the basket, but something she admires about him is his loyalty and ability to make anyone feel good by being the way he is. All the kidding, all the joking, all of the teasing aside, Leon is a dear friend of her’s. That’s really anyone needs to know and should care to know. “Even if he is a fan of a team that peaked with Jordan, he’s not a bad guy. I pray to every fucking god out there..STOP TAKING YOUR GODDAMN SHIRT OFF!”

Nate

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. . Ava cares deeply for Nate. They have been through a lot together. Ava’s well aware of how different they are. Even since the beginning when they first met, Ava was the loud one and Nate was the quiet boy with his head always down. But you know what? Ava didn’t care. She saw Nate for who he truly was, not as someone who didn’t talk as much as the others or how he had to be forced to communicate. She didn’t care if he was bullied or if she got into fights with the asswipes that harassed him. Ava always has his back. Not only that but she was there for him during the worst of it. Anything that may have been tough for him to get through, she was there. Whether he needed her to help babysit, talk about something that was troubling him, or even just wanted to relive their childhood memories, Ava would drop everything in a heartbeat. Simply put, even if she doesn’t have the time, Ava drops anything for him. Nate is the one person in her life, everyone else be damned, that she knows she can be her true self. Not even Katie or the ThotSquad™ make her feel so relaxed as being around Nate does. And for someone so proud and seemingly unphased by what people think about her, that speaks a lot about how deep the bond between these two go. “I don’t care how many close friends it appears I have or how different we seem to become, for better or worse, Nathan you are my ride or die. You are going to be in my life and no hoe, chump, or rowdy meathead will ever come between us. You are my platonic soul mate. Do you hear me? You and I until the bitter end!”

Reyna

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. . Despite being two parts of the thot trio, Ava never liked to see herself as one and especially not when it came to Reyna. Truth be told, while they are a certain breed of “thots”, their real connection and where they mostly overlap comes right down to how protective they are of Emilia. There’s a certain “you were thinking it but I said it” fact that applies to them. When shit broke down between Emilia and Brandon, they both had the thought of making him pay. Ava never knew how it happened but his tires got slashed. Her only regret was she didn’t get the chance to slice his tires herself. Ava wouldn’t be herself if she didn’t say there was this part of her that was attracted to Reyna. And they have fooled around a bit. Nothing too serious but it happened and Ava had no regrets. At the end of the day, they are still friends. At the end of the day, nothing was ruined. At the end of the day, Ava was able to see her friend naked. And that’s what matters most, right? “Your shell might not be as hard as mine but you sure hit as hard as I can. Props to you for that, Rey-Rey!”

Sami

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. . Whenever she sees or even thinks of Sami, Ava sees someone who people might not truly understand. And maybe she doesn’t get him completely either but a lot seem to think differently of him for how secretive he is. She has no problem with that. She might not be as close to him as others but she likes Sami. There’s something there that draws her to him. Maybe it’s because she knows what it is like when people assume certain things about her. She might pretend it doesn’t affect her, but she can relate to how Sami might feel (if it actually does bother him). “You don’t always make the best decisions but your heart is in the right place. And that is what’s more important.”

Val

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. . There’s a phrase that Ava always thinks of when it comes to Val: visible confusion. This is so because she does not understand her at all. On paper, they should be friends. On paper, they have similar interests (well enough to warrant a certain closeness). On paper, they have similar vibes, but for whatever reason that remains completely unknown to Ava, she doesn’t have any bond with her. The extent of what she has with Val could be summed in less than ten words: they exist at the same high school. Ava’s not mad that Val doesn’t talk to her when she’s walking her way or if she does, it’s in some attempt to get the hell out of dodge. She’s not even disappointed that Val doesn’t want to make any attempt. If anything, she’s just confused and wants to know what it was she did to make an enemy out of her. “I get it. I can be too much but I can’t recall ever doing or saying anything to get on her bad side. Then again, she would have to talk to me for anything good or bad to happen.”

Cancelled - until next time family. Thank you for understanding.

@TootsiePop @Dirty Pretty Lies - brought back an oldie for this special roleplay!

MISFIT AVA

_{Avelina Gabrielle Esposito}


^{(FC: Willa Holland; Dialogue: Amethyst(#ff7f50))}
♫ I love my ass, I wanna shake it
You can thank my mama 'cause she made it
Don't you waste your breath tryna change it
Just mind your own and I'll keep owning it
We gotta learn to stick together
Love your color, gender or whatever
'Cause your happiness don't need a censor
Just mind your own and we'll keep owning it ♫

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► reputation

If there’s anything to be said about Ava, it might be that she’s really good with her mouth (no not like that you sick pervert). She doesn’t have to put in any effort when it comes to her wit and her ability to make any topic, any person, and anything subject to her unrelenting sarcasm. God, how many have fallen to her burns and signature sometimes-fake, sometimes-genuine eye rolls. Many potential dates who might have actually been interested in her likely ran for the hills when she spammed the sarcasm button in her mind.

In addition to that, Ava can be blunt and reckless. This either stems from the lack of any notion of common sense. Oh, yes, she does not know how to make good decisions to save her life. Be it good grades, sticking to one set of legs in favor of ones less hairy, Ava has been known to ship off to the closest pretty face that smiles at her or she happens to smile at. She’s like the Distracted Boyfriend meme but instead of being tall, white, and blond, she’s a chick with a desire to part legs further than the red fucking sea!

Anyone close to her or anyone with a brain that knew the name Ava Brie Esposito knew just how much of a woman whore she really is. She’s not embarrassed but don’t you dare call her a thot. She’s not Chloe Beauchene (“don’t hate me girl. I still love them kissable lips!”). Ava embraces who she is and lives her best life. It’s not always successful nor does she always come out on top (she’s naturally a dom). The thing about her is commitment. For reasons clear only to her, she jets as soon as shit gets too serious. She’ll make up excuses or sabotage herself. Well, it’s either that or she wants to pop as many cherries as she can before College.

...Okay, that’s a lie. She just does what she likes to and feels good while doing it. Pure and simple.

► noteworthy appearance traits

Ava is average height but packs a punch with a lean physique. Her lean body attributes to her entire vibe and heightened by beauty and style that is one part fashionably feminine and everything else 100% bad bitch who doesn't give two shits. She goes between medium length hair and short hair but always does it with the intention to bring focus to her hazel-green eyes. Easily her best feature other than her sense of humor.

► ride/favorite item

Ava rejects the stereotypes of a rich kid buying rich kid things with her rich daddy money, but even she isn’t above her most prized possession: her Dior Silver So Real Sunglasses

► current dilemma

nobody knows yet, not even her parents, but Ava didn’t get into college. She barely even passed high school, which was no doubt a result of her favoring parties and booty than actually caring about her studies. She got by, of course, but only enough so it wasn’t to alert her parents. But as far as getting into her father’s Alma Mater of Meadow University? They laughed at her (no not really but you get it).

► warning

It’s not exactly a known warning but she’ll cringe when she hears her friends talk about their lives when the upcoming fall semester of college rolls around. It’ll put her into a mood because she wanted to plan for that life too. She was looking forward to the sorority life -- or at least mocking those who joined sororities. She was looking forward to chasing college tail, the parties, the life in Vermont but now she can’t. Even worse, now Ava has to postpone the beginning of her journey of becoming a sports broadcaster (and possible talk show host) on the back burner because she didn’t have the frame of mind to put in more effort into her studies.

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► quirks

• If something annoys and/or bores her, she has a tendency to walk away out of lost of interest.
• Whenever she’s sitting down, Ava, sometimes with the intent to do so but mostly unintentionally, will manspread when she sits down.
• Takes way too many selfies. One scroll down her insta and there will be selfies with nate, Selfies with her family, selfies taken of people who don’t know it.

► hobbies

• Anything to do with sports. She doesn’t care what it is but she’ll always tune in.
• Gambling. Let’s just say there comes a certain excitement that comes with underage gambling. Or even using her handy money to get into casinos that look the other way.
• Fantasizing about Chloe. || “So sue me. She’s hot and I’d hit that in a heartbeat if given the chance.”
• Hanging with friends. Not to be too cliche but Ava just enjoys the company of her dudes and dudettes.
• Fitness. Ava, like the majority of her family -- immediate or not -- are fitness nuts and will use any excuse to check into the local gym and get some rounds in whenever they could.

► dreams

Ava loves to hear herself talk, so naturally she wants everyone else to. She has a love for sports. She keeps up with as many as she can. It’s easily the hobby she’d like to make a career out of. In an ideal world, she would love to be a sports broadcaster. She dreams of being the Rachel Maddow of sports reporting.

► fears

Deep down when you rip away all of the humor and sarcasm, Ava’s true fear is getting too close to anyone. She’s been burned too many times and let down that she simply has shut off the part of her brain (or heart depending on the situation) that usually considers lowering her walls. She does it out of self-preservation. She’s down for a casual whatever, but actually getting into a relationship? She’d rather hear Emila cry about her ex for the billionth time.

► likes/dislikes

✔ Anyone bearing female attributes. || “What can I say? I like the fairer sex.”
✔ Sports. Anything from golf to E-Sports, Ava is down for it and will likely follow it obsessively.
✔ Classic Italy — From food to entertainment to the environment, Ava’s love for Italy is bigger than how much the Italian Mob loved Frank Sinatra.
✔ Fitness. Ava's a big fitness nut like her family.
✖ Any mention of male genitalia || “No offense. I’m sure it’s very pleasing for some but I’d rather not have it anywhere near me, much less scarring me for life as a visual reminder why I play for #TeamPeach."
✖ The color orange -- Ava doesn’t understand the appeal and anyone who likes it might need a check-up on a psychological level.
✖ Pineapples. Just no. It’s too firm to be a fruit and belongs nowhere on pizza.
✖ When people don't respect boundaries. || "No means no, asswipe!"

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► occupation

”Who needs money when you have a phat bank account? Okay, yeah I heard as soon as I said it.”

► family

Patrick Brian “Pattie” McCreary || Father || 55 || Irish and Scottish || Arms dealer with IRA (Irish Republic Army) ties (unconfirmed) || Portrayed by Michael Fassbender — “People say dad is a criminal and others say he started a revolution. To me, he’s the owner of my bank account. Thanks for the Infinity, dad!”
Sophia Juliette “Jules” Esposito (Maintained her maiden name) || Mother || 53 || Head of PR for Sony Pictures || Portrayed by Paige Turco — “Mom has too many expectations. If there’s anyone who I’m afraid of letting know about my failures, it’s probably not her because -- well...SHE’S NEVER AROUND!”
Michaelangelo Rian “Mickey” McCreary || Older Brother || 25 || Personal Trainer for the Rich and Famous || Portrayed by Stephen Amell — “Why must you be so macho? Go watch a soap opera, Mick. Maybe you’ll cry instead of being the biggest fuckboy in the west.”
Jovanni Craig “Joe” McCreary || Older Brother || 23 || Singer-Songwriter || Portrayed by Nicholas Hoult — “Of my two idiot brothers, Joey is .05% less annoying than Mike. But that’s not really saying much.”

► brief history

Ava’s life has been a big buttfucking orgy of disappointment. The youngest of three children birthed to potential Irish criminal, Patrick McCreary, an arms dealer and go-to middleman between the NRA and the IRA, and possible enabler/co-conspirator, Sophia Esposito, crisis management extrordinaire who singlehandedly helped Sony out of the hacking scandal of 2014. Her parents are great and if you were to ask for her honest opinion, she’d tell you she loved them to death but do not mistake this for her not knowing exactly what they’re like. Her father is a mansplaining, toxic masculinity-ridden, total fuckboy supervisor who enabled her oldest brother, Michelangelo (Mickey for short) to be the biggest example why white privilege is a thing. At least her second oldest brother, Joey, was slightly less annoying.

So, as stated, Ava’s upbringing, while great environment wise and the family trips to Ireland, Greece, Italy, and so on were great, that didn’t make up for the fact that she felt like the only sane one. She didn’t feel left out or anything but there has never been a doubt in her mind that her quippy humor and overuse of snark and sass is 99.9% thanks to the stupidity she was exposed to early on.

As a young gal, Ava probably didn’t fit in much with the girls. She wasn’t a tomboy like her “dear” friend Val nor was she an over-the-top feminine icon like good ole Chloe, but Ava’s mouth hit like a wrecking ball and didn’t always make friends. But thank god for Shyboy™, Nathan Matthews. She was drawn to him because he wasn’t the type to turn away from her when she made a snappy comment. He was the ideal man: selfless, totally supportive of everything Ava wanted to do and didn’t try and correct her. And had Ava been into guys, she knew they would have boned. He was the perfect friend.

In high school, Ava’s sexual experimentation didn’t take long to take off and disrupt certain routines. She wouldn’t say she’s a slut or a thot or anything but if it had lady parts, it had Ava’s attention. This kind of caused problems with her studies but Ava had been crafty enough to be sort of lowkey with it. She never let it get too bad to where parent-teacher conferences were necessary but she wasn’t winning any scholarships, that’s for sure. And especially not to the family alma mater.

Yeah, remember that cesspool of disappointment? It comes full circle. So much for Ava’s dreams of trying to get her foot into the sports news world, huh? Ah well, maybe the road trip coming up will gift her with the courage to tell her parents. Or if not, then she always wanted to see the country. Not a bad way to do it, right?

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► extra information

Fontmeme || Script Fonts || Venetian (header); Handwriting || Girlnextdoor (basic info)

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