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3 mos ago
Current I saw a one-legged man at the ATM. He was checking his balance.
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4 mos ago
Where do bad rainbows go? To a prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.
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4 mos ago
@LG aw hell yeah! Keepin my eye out for it for sure!
5 mos ago
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for his fresh prints.
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5 mos ago
tfw the colonies have better healthcare than the mainland
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@metanoia

Look man, it's an acquired taste texture. My 2nd favorite candy bar is a fucking Mounds/Almond-Joy.


Hey, I like the taste of coconut but miss me with that flakey, gets-stuck-in-my-teeth shit.
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There's a small independent shop that does it. It's my favorite for non-Polish variants.



It's sublime.


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I know many people with this issue, but I love it. Especially on doughnuts.


Never heard people putting it on donuts.
@Inkarnate Flavoring I understand but the texture is hard for me to get past.
Fun fact about me: I like eggs.


If Nate had to describe exactly what he was feeling right now, it might be a mixture of panic, some more panic, and, yep you’ve guessed it: Panic.

That was his truth right now. As soon as he realized just exactly what happened, he turned to Millie Jean nigh immediately and double, triple, quadruple, and quintuple checked. Every time he did, it was the same: sent to all contacts.

“Okay, just wanted to make sure,” Nate said, pocketing his phone.

On some level, he remained in a state of disbelief, thinking that something that was initially meant to be an act with the intent of seeking forgiveness couldn’t have blown up so royally and gone out to everyone he had in his contacts. The sheer amount of people in his contacts was one thing. Nate had some old friends and friends of his friends in there, some of which he hasn’t talked to since the first day of college and some who were in a group project of his. Truth be told, Nate was a hoarder and was a forgetful one at that, so those who he hadn’t talked to or even seen in a really long time got the confusing text.

As he tried to center himself, he leaned against the vending machine, aiming to slide down to relax and take a breath. Moments before his legs would gradually let him do that, a force that hit like a hurricane came at him in the form of Tiberius Delamar’s surprisingly muscular forearm, pressing against his windpipe, pushing a short breath out of him, causing the young man to cough and feel a slight stinging pain as his back recoiled against the machine behind him.

In a glance that was forced on him, Nate met Ty’s gaze and he saw pure red emanating from the young man’s eyes, the raging fury in his eyes matched the screeching ferocity in his tone. “Oh, hey there Ty, I can explain--” Nate was cut off by a small amount of pressure on his neck, which was just enough to paint a clear picture that Ty wasn’t in a mood to fool around. “Okay, okay! I know how this looks,” Nate said, coughing and trying — and failing miserably — to free himself from Ty’s hold. “It wasn’t supposed to go out to everyone. It was meant to be sent to Jasper and only Jasper. I swear!” In a rare move, Nate tried to keep his explanation to the point. “But something happened, the wrong button was pushed, and, well…” Nate looked down.






As she couldn’t help but watch the shit show currently playing out, Ava remained leaned against the back of Reyna’s car, eying the scene unfolding itself like a crumpled up piece of origami paper half-finished.

Everyone who had seen Val go away with AJ knew that it wasn’t going to last long or that it would be a pretty sight whenever it was made public. Of course, Ava didn’t hear anything they talked about. She would have loved to be in the RV when they talked, but that was Ava just wanting to know the entire tea, not just hear the whistling of the tea kettle going to dangerous levels of hot.

But as Val stormed out like a bat out of hell, like the conversation she had with AJ went exactly as everyone who had half a brain knew it would, attempts, though not all as successful, seemed to be thrown out to try and stop her from leaving. And Ava just stood there, not doing anything, not moving from Reyna’s side. Ava remained still and she remained there laughing at how everyone probably was going to feel one way and she just started cracking up, causing her to miss what Reyna said.

Ava tried to control herself, taking in slow breaths but that only made her laughter leave the comfort of barely audible. This happened in conjunction when Reyna signaled towards Shirtless Leon to stop her. “Wait you actually want--” That was the moment her voice screeched and Ava’s lungs were on fire as she was hunched over, pointing at Leon then to Val and then back to the shirtless boy. “Oh yes, please grab the shrimp! We wouldn’t want her to go away!” Ava’s words came high and filled with this uncontrollable laughter she couldn’t get a handle on.

Without spoiling it for anyone else that may be reading or want to read it, but Gavin has just done a very, very bad thing. Things have gotten pretty bonkers very quickly.


I believe I know what part that is and if it's what I'm thinking, then yeah holy shit. Gotta love good ole' Gavin Guile!
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He's such a prick, but good lord does he keep things interesting!

Seriously! What part of Blinding Knife are you at?

And speaking of The Blinding Knife, I just finished it like...an hour ago and, obviously without spoiling anything, it was simply incredible. I'll be starting The Broken Eye tomorrow, or hell maybe a chapter or two tonight before I go to bed.
Fried stuff with cheese!

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