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6 yrs ago
Current Ever had that moment were you've just lost a battle of wills with your dog and think to yourself, "maybe I should be the one sleeping on the floor"? I have. It's oddly liberating.
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7 yrs ago
My Lit Lecturer used Matt Fraction's Hawkeye run to display the effect of narratology in class today. It's the first thing he's spoken about all term that I've actually read.
8 yrs ago
How good is the Punisher in Netflix's Daredevil series? "Just some guys who are about to walk into a diner for the last time." That line is so manly it could make a toddler sprout a beard.
8 yrs ago
The Justice League trailer is giving me mixed emotions. On the one hand, I desperately want to get hyped. On the other, Snyder and co have burnt me too many times in the past. I'm a conflicted mess.
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8 yrs ago
What? The Lethal Weapon tv show isn't utter garbage at all, instead being an enjoyable watch. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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@Arcarius@MechonRaptor The collab is great guys. Really atmospheric. It's more than ready for posting, no edits required. I really look forward to seeing more Tye/Raye's action in the future, I think I see the beginnings of a buddy-cop style action duo there. Great work!

@Leos Klien Could I get a rough guess on when you'll be able to post next? Mission end is dependent on Giles now.

@Kalas Ring of Fire? Is that like Kings Cup?
After 2 A.M; Ditto.


Honestly, when we were teenagers we used to keep all the dregs/leftover cans of whatever cheap beer/cider/spirits that we hadn't managed to finish on our weekend binges - because we were in school we couldn't afford to throw any alcohol away - and mix them all in a big three litre white cider bottle. The resulting liquid would always be a foul smelling, murky brown gut-rot, and we would always keep it for the next time that we couldn't get a hold of booze, usually when we couldn't convince an adult to buy for us. We called this smash-sauce the "Muir-Meltdown", and it was pure, unfiltered poison. Rattlesnake venom could take pointers in unpalatability from Muir-Meltdown. It would get you hammered, of course, but left you a dribbling wreck of a man, unable to stand under your own power, say your own name, or even unzip your own fly.

The point here is that while I know we were joking I want to make sure yoou kids, never, ever mix all your drinks in a big jug and think to yourself, "that'll do", before tanning the lot. You'll just end up lying face down in a bush of nettles, slavering at the emergency services operator on the other end of the phoneline, in incredibly mumbled semi-English mind you, that your name is "Stefan Steelfine" and that some masked ruffian had pee'd your jeans and run off, and that you demanded satisfaction for this miscarriage of justice, before passing out only to be found three hours later by an OAP taking his dog out for an early morning walk.
We have it finished, we are just waiting for Sam to take a quick look over


I shall do so anon.
Actually, fuck it, I'll just pick "all of the above mixed in a big jug". That'll do.
Magnus Arhakaine

Location: The Crossed Swords Tavern
Interacting With: The graveyard caretaker and Kyra




“Hrrrm.” That didn’t go quite as planned. He’d wanted to make the old man emotional, see if he couldn’t crack his façade a little. Now Magnus was forced to consider that maybe there wasn’t a false front in place there after all, maybe all that old man’s guilt really was just the product of him realising that if he’d investigated the cause of the empty graves earlier then perhaps he could have averted so much death and tragedy.

The beginnings of a headache was making itself known, a steady pulsing forming at his temple. He wasn’t a man for solving mysteries, he realised. What he needed was a good, sturdy something to swing his sword at. And orc, a bugbear, a dragon. A problem that was simple and tangible, far more suited to a man of his talents.

" To say the least, that ass Cremwise you set us up with betrayed us and the entire town,"

An angry feminine voice roused him from his musings, and he looked up to see that an ashen haired huntress had joined the man-mountain and his delicate burden. Betrayal? Treachery? Could that be linked to the undead problem besetting the townsfolk? It would be a hell of a coincidence if it wasn’t. Mayhap it was time he introduced himself to these adventurers, and find out just what it was they were going on about. Downing the dregs of his pint, and tapping the last embers of his pipe onto the floor before grinding them under his boot, he left a small stack of coppers next to the Caretaker’s own before moving towards the huntress.

Before he could reach her though, the old drunk nearly barged straight into the ugly giant, though before he actually hit them the ashen-haired woman elbowed him violently away, straight into a sturdy wooden table. “No wonder these folk aren’t well regarded ‘round these parts. Hardly the most endearing lot.”

Magnus picked the caretaker up off the floor from where he had crumpled after hitting the table, dusting the fellow off, though he didn’t seem appreciative of Magnus’s efforts, and shook him off once he was back on his feet. There’s gratitude for you. The swordsman turned his attention to the huntress, raising himself up to his full height, while resting his thumbs upon his belt buckle.

“Can’t say I’m all that fond of that craggy ol’ geriatric myself, though I think the townsfolk have had enough shit thrown their way recently without the likes of us knocking them stupid, eh? I’d thank you to keep them elbows of yours to yourself in the future.” He admonished her gently, yet there was an edge of iron to his relaxed tone. He’d never been all that fond of the strong lording it over the weak. Still, he hadn’t come over to tell her to mind her manners.

“Names Magnus. Magnus Arhakaine. Couldn’t help but overhear you lot when you came in. Been investigating some happenings of my own, concerning the restless dead crawling outta their final resting places and attacking the town. Wondering if our two problems ain’t linked. I was hoping you wouldn’t mind sharing whatever it is you know with me. I’d be mighty appreciative.”
Vodka and coke or whiskey and water for me. Single malt preferably, though I'll tackle a blend if the fancy takes me.
@Lord Wraith I had no idea that you hated your insides so much.
What a horrible way to treat good Guinness.
@BrutalBx Ok, thanks for letting us know.
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